In pic number one, he is thinking of that ugly fat hag he took home and slept with after coming home drunk from a New Year's Eve Party.
In pic 2, he is about to get laid by Carmen Electra. rofl
In all seriousness, Pic one is possible if he got out of an ice cold pool and is seated because the shaft retracts into the suspensory ligament while pic 2, it comes out from the ligament and he is standing and came from a sauna. (mine tend to grow another inch after a sauna. Or, he could have castrated himself in pic one and pic 2 is a before castration.