Had a pretty hilarious conversation with my wife

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acromegaly

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She keeps asking me to stop making it bigger, and last night I ordered a bigger [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words].
She said I'm going to make my weener like a tuna can if it gets fatter.
I seriously can't stop laughing, and she just texted me saying it's hurting her and to please cancel the order for the bigger pump.
Getting this kind of reaction is priceless and also pretty funny IMO
 
dmoney101;604186 said:
It's always funny until you wanna fuck and she says she can't because she's too sore lol
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When she does this I just get frustrated and do another [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] session, it's a vicous cycle xD
 
acromegaly;604182 said:
She keeps asking me to stop making it bigger, and last night I ordered a bigger [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words].
She said I'm going to make my weener like a tuna can if it gets fatter.
I seriously can't stop laughing, and she just texted me saying it's hurting her and to please cancel the order for the bigger pump.
Getting this kind of reaction is priceless and also pretty funny IMO
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What's your size?
 
You do have to do this for yourself, but also should consider your wife's feelings. That is if you love her. If you're just biding your time and planning to leave her, disregard how she feels I guess.
 
gayron36;604367 said:
You do have to do this for yourself, but also should consider your wife's feelings. That is if you love her. If you're just biding your time and planning to leave her, disregard how she feels I guess.
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Trust me dude if a baby can come out a vagina, a fat dick can go in there.
 
acromegaly;604375 said:
Trust me dude if a baby can come out a vagina, a fat dick can go in there.
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That may be so, but pushing out a baby is in no way enjoyable. I was there when my wife gave birth to our son.... not a fun time.
 
beginning;604388 said:
That may be so, but pushing out a baby is in no way enjoyable. I was there when my wife gave birth to our son.... not a fun time.
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I don't think any woman wants to need an epidural before sex haha
 
acromegaly;604375 said:
Trust me dude if a baby can come out a vagina, a fat dick can go in there.
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And I have seen some babies with big ass heads! I wonder, how the heck did you fart that bay out?
 
Andron;606963 said:
You're 5.1" long and 6" thick and your wife is complaining that is too big? Just how tiny is this woman?
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She is very tight, but women will also complain/exaggerate about EVERYTHING.
Also I'm 5.5 in long non bone pressed now :) gains city baby
 
Andron;606963 said:
You're 5.1" long and 6" thick and your wife is complaining that is too big? Just how tiny is this woman?
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What is it that most people are so fixated on length that they even identify it with overall size?? In this case it's clearly the formidable girth of 6" that makes his wife complain. That's not so surprising since not every woman can take that much (though she can and will in most cases accommodate to it).
In fact, length is only one of three dimensions that make up for overall size and two of them (width and depth) are covered by girth and not length. If anything girth does more for size. An 8" long pencil with 4" of girth or even less will appear and feel much smaller than a 5" with a 6" girth.
 
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6" girth is really big, that will hurt most women. I would rather have a short fat dick over a long skinny one.
 
LIGHTNING;606983 said:
6" girth is really big, that will hurt most women. I would rather have a short fat dick over a long skinny one.
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What is your girth now?
 
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