Dude gets his dick caught in Gym weights, police have to saw the weights off!

[Tha3rdLeg]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh9eu3n9sT44q0gsWs

This is when hanging goes terribly wrong and the police need to save your punk ass lol.

 

[islandboy22]

lol did anybody else catch the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] screen shot

 

[Tha3rdLeg]

Yup I noticed that too, clearly it's all DLD's fault this guy got his cock caught in some weights.

 

[dmoney101]

do not put your weiner in a dumbbell hahaha
and the woman saying being sexy has to do with your person and not the size of your breasts....that's a lie, unless you got a skinny girl that's sexy lol

 

[Wang Chung]

I was thinking of putting my cock in the hole of some weights, but the possibility of it getting stuck kept me from doing so. Never put anything on your cock that you cant cut away by yourself with a pair of scissors.

 

[newbie09]

omg some people should think before doing

 

[Benjamin Siegel]

that lady that said "do not put your weiner in a dumbbell" looks like she was goin to say "dick" instead of "weiner", with that slight pause she made haha. i wouldnt mind throwin a "fuckin" on that sex therapist with the glasses tho....she looks like she would be a fuckin freak in the bedroom....if you look into her eyes. im sure the guys back at the old "hook and ladder" probably got a great laugh out of this crazy situation.....it couldve been worse it couldve been a guy that got it stuck, in the soloflex machine. hey "weights guy" if youre a member of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], i hope that you feel better and dont do this crazy ass shit ever again.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

that lady that said "do not put your weiner in a dumbbell" looks like she was goin to say "dick" instead of "weiner", with that slight pause she made haha. i wouldnt mind throwin a "fuckin" on that sex therapist with the glasses tho....she looks like she would be a fuckin freak in the bedroom....if you look into her eyes. im sure the guys back at the old "hook and ladder" probably got a great laugh out of this crazy situation.....it couldve been worse it couldve been a guy that got it stuck, in the soloflex machine. hey "weights guy" if youre a member of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], i hope that you feel better and dont do this crazy ass shit ever again.

Quick first impression is this: with advice like that-this chick'll never get laid...she didn't stike me as Mensa material afterall.

 

[kingsnake]

Hey guys. I heard about this incident as well. Didn't the doctors say that while his dick was stuck in the dumbell it swelled 5 times each orginal size. That's the part that interest me.

 

[DLD]

Hey guys. I heard about this incident as well. Didn't the doctors say that while his dick was stuck in the dumbell it swelled 5 times each orginal size. That's the part that interest me.

New form of Penis Enlargement?

 

[Benjamin Siegel]

Quick first impression is this: with advice like that-this chick'll never get laid...she didn't stike me as Mensa material afterall.

hahaha yea, really.....

 

[Medicating]

Hold on. His penis swelled 5 times the size. Even if he had a 2 inch flaccid penis he got it up to 15 inches! I'm gonna put my dumbells on my unit right now, if mine swells 5 times the size ill have about a 20 inch penis. DLD watch out! Here comes Dumbell Dick!

 

[DLD]

OMG they used [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] in the story!

 

[BANANAxBOY]

We need to hook up with this guy. I wonder if he gained with a three day hang sesh?

Ya, and 5 TIMES the size! I wonder if any of the swelling gave him permanent gains?

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Hold on. His penis swelled 5 times the size. Even if he had a 2 inch flaccid penis he got it up to 15 inches! I'm gonna put my dumbells on my unit right now, if mine swells 5 times the size ill have about a 20 inch penis. DLD watch out! Here comes Dumbell Dick!

2 X 5 = 15....?
Do you work for the I.R.S., Congress or maybe Bernie Madoff ?

 

[twins172_up]

i just got to say wow! it took him three days to seek help rofl..guess he didn't want to go through the embarrassment.

 

[large1]

Do some of you remember the "72 hour plan" from cheekycherry forum.

Well, the secret is finally revealed. Thanx God.

I thought it was only possible to gain one inch in 3 days following this plan, but an 8 inch gain is awesome.

Gotta try it!

 

[Benjamin Siegel]

Bernie Madoff

now theres a real winner.... a few days ago they were talkin about how hes dyin now, and that they are thinkin about lettin him out of the can. i say fuck em, let him die in there. theres people sufferin in prison, for smaller crimes like drug use, and no one in the sysytem (most of the system, are a bunch of sissys) gives a shit about them. why should he get special treatment? he already had all his joy glory with his mansions and park avenue penthouses. hes the biggest white collar criminal in documented, world hirstory... hes only second to the I.R.S., yea thats right i said it haha.

 

[TheStick]

Biggest white collar criminal? What about the government? The SEC had multiple reports about him and did NOTHING. Now they want MORE power. They should be in jail too.

 

[antlovesteph]

They said it went 3 times as big as his original penis so he gained pretty good haah lol.

 

[Hi_I_AM_neW19]

but is he potent???Is his penis in good health??Hydromaxmm...yes let's find the technique....

 

[the1parr]

Ya, and 5 TIMES the size! I wonder if any of the swelling gave him permanent gains?

extreme clamping routine. He should have got some [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]ssj[/words]'s going! Poor guy missed an opportunity there.

 

[DLD]

but is he potent???Is his penis in good health??Hydromaxmm...yes let's find the technique....

It is VERY, VERY, VERY difficult to hurt your penis permanently. Ask Lorania Bobbet.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

It is VERY, VERY, VERY difficult to hurt your penis permanently. Ask Lorania Bobbet.

Y'know, one of my old buddies was driving the truck behind her when she threw the dick-stump out her window.
He told me the "thump" when it hit his windshield was so loud it woke up his drivin' partner, who asked if that was a bug-or what.
Buddy said he replied, "Well, if that was a bug...it had the biggest damn dick I've ever seen!"

 

[DLD]

Y'know, one of my old buddies was driving the truck behind her when she threw the dick-stump out her window.
He told me the "thump" when it hit his windshield was so loud it woke up his drivin' partner, who asked if that was a bug-or what.
Buddy said he replied, "Well, if that was a bug...it had the biggest damn dick I've ever seen!"

 

[huge-girth]

I was thinking of putting my cock in the hole of some weights, but the possibility of it getting stuck kept me from doing so. Never put anything on your cock that you cant cut away by yourself with a pair of scisThomas.

The ace bandage is the quickest thing to remove from the penis.

 

[DLD]

The ace bandage is the quickest thing to remove from the penis.

That's what I use, and you're right. It's quick on and quick off once you get the wrapping technique in hand

 

[oldandlively]

Well, to bring the worst side for the wrapped penis, mine poked out of my shorts while I was under the car doing repair, and the wrapped penis snagged on one of the ramps as I slid out while I was on my creeper. Lets just say the walkers didn't know where to look.

 

[DLD]

Well, to bring the worst side for the wrapped penis, mine poked out of my shorts while I was under the car doing repair, and the wrapped penis snagged on one of the ramps as I slid out while I was on my creeper. Lets just say the walkers didn't know where to look.

that's what I call a mechanic. The people looking on must have thought you were having sex with your car