A PE Salon?

[Spektrum]

Ok, I have this crazy idea. We all know that men are obsessed with their penises. We also know that of the few men that actually discover NPenis Enlargement, few actually stick with it because of the work involved. So this is where the salon idea comes in. It could be a place that you go, get a hot wrap, have someone perform the exercizes on you, warm down, then have a 5 minute talk to tell them about different things going on in the Penis Enlargement world.

Do you guys think a place like this would stay in business?

 

[stillwantmore]

Its a nice idea but I dont think it would stay in business or even have a chance of being opened. Not in America anyway. Perhaps outside the U.S.? People doing the exercises for yoU?? Theyd have to be strong people.

 

[pUNKY]

Its a interesting idea but would men use it? i mean would they be to 'scared' to go in. I think the whole NPenis Enlargement is considered too taboo in this world for it to work. Maybe in the future.

 

[Spektrum]

Originally posted by pUNKY
Its a interesting idea but would men use it? i mean would they be to 'scared' to go in. I think the whole NPenis Enlargement is considered too taboo in this world for it to work. Maybe in the future.

Yeah, you really got a point there. I don't even like dropping my pants for the doctor, lol.

 

[pUNKY]

Me ether, maybe if you had hot women doing the stretching it might work

 

[GellyBird]

Nah, then you'd just get hard and end up screwing her

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by pUNKY
Me ether, maybe if you had hot women doing the stretching it might work

Originally posted by GellyBird
Nah, then you'd just get hard and end up screwing her

You start with girth have hot women go to work doing nice, slow, sensuous jelqs. AT the end of the girth workout they blow you and send you off to the stretching lounge that is staffed with huge, hairy women with big burly arms. This would keep it soft while still getting touched by a women.

 

[Sk8docska]

As long as the salon was operated by good lookin females. It would be pretty dope havin some naked chica jelqing and stretching your member. They'd have my business.

 

[pUNKY]

i knew the nude trick would work, not sure about the pro wrestler women stretching ya dick though, kinda scary.

 

[stillwantmore]

Originally posted by pUNKY
i knew the nude trick would work, not sure about the pro wrestler women stretching ya dick though, kinda scary.

Aw comon what about a "girl" like Chyna? The former wrestler ya know? Nice deep voice, square jaw ...more testosterone in her system than most men her age....that would be awesome!

 

[pUNKY]

LOL SWM you might as well just get a female german rugby player. (sorry to any german, female, rugby players than happen to view a Penis Enlargement site)

 

[Gardenier90]

I seriously doubt it will last here in the U.S.

 

[pUNKY]

Doubt you would be aloud to run it in the U.S

 

[Gardenier90]

True.

 

[ItsElectric]

Yeah you wouldn't be able to, then they would make a law against penises.

-ItsElectric

 

[stillwantmore]

Yea before you know it Sarah Brady and Hillary Van Clinktonburg would be trying to pass an "Assault Penis Ban".

 

[playa7]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
You start with girth have hot women go to work doing nice, slow, sensuous jelqs. AT the end of the girth workout they blow you and send you off to the stretching lounge that is staffed with huge, hairy women with big burly arms. This would keep it soft while still getting touched by a women.

C YA!

 

[Spektrum]

Yeah, thats what sucks about America. Supposedly we have a laisseze-faire form of government, but they'd be quick to shut a company like this down.

America isn't as free as we like to believe we are but we're still pretty free compared to the rest of the world.

What really sucks is all the good ideas for business have been taken, this would have been great! Especially if you used girls

 

[pUNKY]

I dont get how adult entertainment shops can be opened but not stuff like this

 

[C-Guy]

JUST FOR KICKS

Imagine walking into a mall and immediately you see smiles on everyones face and you start to wander whats up. As you reach the first corner you notice a line of about 73 people waiting to get into a new shoppe. Wondering what the hell this is you get in the line to make sure you don't miss out on something good.

As you reach the front of the shoppe the sign above reads
DLD'S [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MATTERS OF SIZE[/words] NPenis Enlargement SHOPPenis Enlargement.
As you enter the shoppe you are immediately greeted by none other than DLD himself. He interviews you and sendsyou either left for length or right for girth.

As you are heading to your room to get started you overhear a guy telling his buddy that he is a full inch longer than when he came in and that he can't wait till next week for another "treatment". The guys pay Sexy Jen whos siting at the register collecting tons of cash from grateful customers.

As you start to enter your room you hear DLD tell Jen "don't worry Red will be here from across the pond in a bit to straighten it all out again". In the distance some dude is bitchin bout something so Electric goes in and smacks him side the head with his 11 in dong and leaves gigglin like a school girl.

The girl doing your workout for you is cute as hell. As soon as she gets started with you the door opens and in walks a kinda short guy with his wee wee out of his fly. He says he just wants to show it to everyone. After he leaves thecute girls says thats just Stillwantmore. Hes cool.

After one hell of a workout the girl has to call DLD to come in and help you get zipped up again. The damn thing got so big you almost had to send out for new pants.

As you pay Sexy Jen and start out the door you hear C-Guy yell in his best "southern drawl" ya'll come back now ya hear!

And you said this shit wouldn't work!

 

[ItsElectric]

Originally posted by C-Guy
JUST FOR KICKS

Imagine walking into a mall and immediately you see smiles on everyones face and you start to wander whats up. As you reach the first corner you notice a line of about 73 people waiting to get into a new shoppe. Wondering what the hell this is you get in the line to make sure you don't miss out on something good.

As you reach the front of the shoppe the sign above reads
DLD'S [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MATTERS OF SIZE[/words] NPenis Enlargement SHOPPenis Enlargement.
As you enter the shoppe you are immediately greeted by none other than DLD himself. He interviews you and sendsyou either left for length or right for girth.

As you are heading to your room to get started you overhear a guy telling his buddy that he is a full inch longer than when he came in and that he can't wait till next week for another "treatment". The guys pay Sexy Jen whos siting at the register collecting tons of cash from grateful customers.

As you start to enter your room you hear DLD tell Jen "don't worry Red will be here from across the pond in a bit to straighten it all out again". In the distance some dude is bitchin bout something so Electric goes in and smacks him side the head with his 11 in dong and leaves gigglin like a school girl.

The girl doing your workout for you is cute as hell. As soon as she gets started with you the door opens and in walks a kinda short guy with his wee wee out of his fly. He says he just wants to show it to everyone. After he leaves thecute girls says thats just Stillwantmore. Hes cool.

After one hell of a workout the girl has to call DLD to come in and help you get zipped up again. The damn thing got so big you almost had to send out for new pants.

As you pay Sexy Jen and start out the door you hear C-Guy yell in his best "southern drawl" ya'll come back now ya hear!

And you said this shit wouldn't work!

LOL!!! That's awesome!! Hahahahaha! I can see it now!

-ItsElectric

 

[Spektrum]

maybe i should open up a shop like this, lol. i'll call my lawyer tomorrow and ask him if there are any legal problems I would run into. If a doctor can perform surgerically make a penis larger, why cant someone else naturally?

 

[C-Guy]

Well i'm headin to the salon for a workout. Need all the help i can get today!

 

[johnny77]

according to some books..the african arabs (sudanese) of some tribe used to send their kids to "Mehbil" to get jelqed when they were young..Mehbil was like a school for your cock,where instructors would jelq you for a certain amount of time, 3-4 times a week...Imagine sending lil Timmy to Jelqing school at age 5,instead of afterschool games like kickball and punchball...by age 12 he'd be the next john c. holmes....

 

[huge-girth]

Ok, I have this crazy idea. We all know that men are obsessed with their penises. We also know that of the few men that actually discover NPenis Enlargement, few actually stick with it because of the work involved. So this is where the salon idea comes in. It could be a place that you go, get a hot wrap, have someone perform the exercizes on you, warm down, then have a 5 minute talk to tell them about different things going on in the Penis Enlargement world.

Do you guys think a place like this would stay in business?

It would be difficult for me to allow people do the exercise on my behalf. I cannot allow my fellow man touch my penis and if a lady touches it, I get an instant boner.