Stealth pe gain excuses

For those who keep pe under wraps, do you have any clever excuses for growth?

I will start it out with one. Been out of work so I gained a few pounds. Some of the weight had to go somewhere!
 
If my girl makes any comment, I just tell her that I (it) really, really missed you...that makes her feel wanted/desired and nips it in the bud (so to speak)
 
When my girl sees my dick after awhile of not seeing it (she goes to school out of town) she says "omg, why does your dick keep growing" and i just deny it and say "you're just tripping" aha :P
 
I stretch and jelq the crap out of my penis, thats why! :)
 
For those who keep pe under wraps, do you have any clever excuses for growth?

I will start it out with one. Been out of work so I gained a few pounds. Some of the weight had to go somewhere!

I can't answer because I'm currently avoiding women and relationships in general at this time in my life.
 
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