Teaching partner PE exercises?

Many many Years go, my ex-GF found my PE loop hanging weights. She knew exactly what it was. She just made fun of me and probably told her friends about it. I'm still friends with her and she still makes fun of me about it from time to time...
...she believes men can't enlarge their penises, if she only really knew. I'm the one who is having the best laugh about it.
 
I would say for 90% of the women out there you should keep this completely private from. The only reason people feel like they need to tell someone is because they want to be complemented and noticed for what they are doing, and that’s what the forum is for. Your wife does not need to know any better, Brag about it here
 
DLD said:
I would say for 90% of the women out there you should keep this completely private from. The only reason people feel like they need to tell someone is because they want to be complemented and noticed for what they are doing, and that’s what the forum is for. Your wife does not need to know any better, Brag about it here
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yep that was a bad move that woman was not supossed to know about that....(angry)
 
DLD said:
I would say for 90% of the women out there you should keep this completely private from. The only reason people feel like they need to tell someone is because they want to be complemented and noticed for what they are doing, and that’s what the forum is for. Your wife does not need to know any better, Brag about it here
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Thats true. I always disclose with every single new girl about my PE experience, but I also sometimes bring up the topic with them joking about it to test the waters...something like "hey babe im thinking about going back to exercising my dick again" Their answer is always "WHATTTT?? YOU WANNA GROW MORE??? FOR WHAT!!!" Which of course contains that jealousy and sovereignty in their tone.
 
lano1106 said:
What did you say?

Many years ago, I forgot and did left my first extender on the living room table. I did bring a girl to my place and first thing she does is asking me what this thing was.

I told her that it was the vet that has prescribed this ortho device to heal a fracture on one of the legs of my cat. She did buy that explanation as I did put away the extender...
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I can imagine her going like "OMG poor little thing come here kitty" And she proceed to attempt and install the phallic extender apparatus on the kitty leg... And the kitty like "leave me the fuck alone!!!!"
 
Jackxxx said:
I can imagine her going like "OMG poor little thing come here kitty" And she proceed to attempt and install the phallic extender apparatus on the kitty leg... And the kitty like "leave me the fuck alone!!!!"
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fortunately, it didn't go that far!
 
Welp, judging by her reaction, the posts here and the nature of enlargement, I think I'll let her pump me before sex at the most. I do think it would be nice to have it be a partner experience but she's already satisfied. I dont want to make this out to be a negative thing between us.
 
Jackxxx said:
Thats true. I always disclose with every single new girl about my PE experience, but I also sometimes bring up the topic with them joking about it to test the waters...something like "hey babe im thinking about going back to exercising my dick again" Their answer is always "WHATTTT?? YOU WANNA GROW MORE??? FOR WHAT!!!" Which of course contains that jealousy and sovereignty in their tone.
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You know what my brother
 
DLD said:
You know what my brother
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My PE life actually people around could have a slight idea about what i do but they really dont know no one really knows but the lady that saw my LM she has a certain idea about how it works..
 
Getbiglonger7 said:
My PE life actually people around could have a slight idea about what i do but they really dont know no one really knows but the lady that saw my LM she has a certain idea about how it works..
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I never worry about the LengthMaster being seen because no one has any idea what it is, it looks like a mid-evil torture device LOL I’m hoping in the future we can make new castings that will make the LengthMaster appear more user-friendly.
 
DLD said:
I never worry about the LengthMaster being seen because no one has any idea what it is, it looks like a mid-evil torture device LOL I’m hoping in the future we can make new castings that will make the LengthMaster appear more user-friendly.
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If anybody sees the LM you can say "its part of a crossbow for hunting"
 
lano1106 said:
This is wisdom... I am not asking my gf to assist me but she knows about my PE endeavor... It is not something that I wanted to brag about but it is very hard to hang under your work desk in the basement without pants for long hours without being discovered at some point... And I'm not talking about the various gears that can be found in my office if you take time to look around a little bit
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This is the very reason I don’t have a girlfriend and I don’t co-habitate... My last longterm relationship was a huge fucking waste of time money and energy. I could have spend those 4 years hanging and I would have been 10 inches NBPEL by now!

I will only consider a girlfriend after I reach my length goal !
 
DLD said:
I never worry about the LengthMaster being seen because no one has any idea what it is, it looks like a mid-evil torture device LOL I’m hoping in the future we can make new castings that will make the LengthMaster appear more user-friendly.
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Yep making it look more friendly its a good idea besides i already have my BMs a PF and LM need a better place to hide them.
 
Jackxxx said:
If anybody sees the LM you can say "its part of a crossbow for hunting"
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We should start a thread that shows the Lengthmaster as everything but a Lengthmaster ? I’ll start
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Heaven knows I'm going to hide PE from my girlfriend (if I eventually have one). I'm worried about girth work though because I don't know how I can hide girth work.
 
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Yep PE. N bitches don't mix hahaha jk penis jealousy is so fucking real women can t stand when a man grows his cock ..
 
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