Sizing up the Magnum

DLD · Jul 14, 2003

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channel7 · Jul 14, 2003

This is what I am talking about. I would love to go into a store and purchase some magnum condoms. One day, soon it will be a reality. I am going to frame the entire box just as a reminder of my accomplishments.

DLD · Jul 14, 2003

Originally posted by channel7
This is what I am talking about. I would love to go into a store and purchase some magnum condoms. One day, soon it will be a reality. I am going to frame the entire box just as a reminder of my accomplishments.

Nice C-7!

Come on the rest of you guys this is a sort of a mental test. (look an ink blot at the psychiatrists) Look at the picture and give your thoughts.

ItsElectric · Jul 14, 2003

I see a condom that is not quite long enough for me.

-ItsElectric

channel7 · Jul 15, 2003

-ItsElectric,

Just visualize your penis being that long even if you do not see it consciously. Trick your mind into believing you already have that huge monster. It is like magic.

Believe with strong truth that you can accomplish your goal of a super duper penis with an erection out of this world. I believe in you and so does everybody else.

Believe in your dreams as they will come true.

Later,

Channel

Questor · Jul 15, 2003

I think it got lost somewhere in it though.

For real when I get there I will buy a pack and say, "Whoa I think these may be too small for me. Got anything bigger?"

Now that will be accomplishment.

If I think it, it will grow! If I think it, it will grow!

~Q

cushing68 · Jul 15, 2003

One of these days, I'm gonna rip one of those bastard Magnums apart!! I can see it now!

Cush

DLD · Jul 15, 2003

Originally posted by cushing68
One of these days, I'm gonna rip one of those bastard Magnums apart!! I can see it now!

Cush

Trojan is quite clever with this condom. Slapping Magnum XL on the package takes a rather awkward purchasing experience and makes it a cocky one. Clever indeed.

nystrongstroke · Jul 15, 2003

About 2 years ago i was going out with this girl who only came once during sex and would want to stop after that.I got real insecure about it and our relationship for other reasons and ventured out.I hooked up with a latina and we used a reg condom at first.The shit was uncomfortable as hell.It didnt roll down all the way and it was tight as hell.I tried magnums,and it was a perfect fit.The only problem was i kept popping em everytime i used em--this was way before pe.

nystrongstroke · Jul 15, 2003

i'm saying this because i think anyone here can fit into a magnum

stillwantmore · Jul 15, 2003

Originally posted by nystrongstroke
i'm saying this because i think anyone here can fit into a magnum

Sure, man anyone can FIT into one. Not many men can keep them on though! Granted, they are tapered at the base....I remember when Magnum/Magnum XLs were too big around for me. So, maybe youre 5.25" girth and CAN keep one on...I bet besides the ring around the base....the rest of the condom is loose on ya. Not pointing out anyone in particular. I'm just making the point that sure, lots of guys can 'fit into one' but, it's still a fact that the minority of men actually NEED to buy them. Thats' where the pride in buying them comes in. Knowing you NEED to buy them. Not just because you can keep one on due to the fact the ring holds it on for ya.

This reminds me of a convo. I had with DLD a week or two ago. He brought up the fact that, we in the Penis Enlargement community .....us 'oddballs' who think we can make our penises bigger (LOL) tend to get a distorted view of penis size and, tend to get in the mindset that anything under 8" is sorta big but, not really all that big. When the average guy is secretly wishing he had 6 or 7 inches and telling people he has 8 or 9".

pumaz · Jul 16, 2003

So what do you wear if you're 5.5+ at the base but under 5 at the head? Any Magnum Cone Shapes?

DLD · Jul 16, 2003

Originally posted by pumaz
So what do you wear if you're 5.5+ at the base but under 5 at the head? Any Magnum Cone Shapes?

lol...You might make some money if you patten that design:D

brennaja · Jul 16, 2003

swm, you brought up a lot of good points.
In my opinion, most guys grossly lie about the size of their penis. They make Enron look like an honest mistake.

Questor · Jul 16, 2003

Originally posted by brennaja
...most guys grossly lie about the size of their penis. They
make Enron look like an honest mistake.

Hehe. Now that is a good quote!

~Q

DLD · Jul 16, 2003

Originally posted by brennaja
swm, you brought up a lot of good points.
In my opinion, most guys grossly lie about the size of their penis. They make Enron look like an honest mistake.

LOL Nice

oopapercutoo · Jul 16, 2003

Originally posted by brennaja
...most guys grossly lie about the size of their penis. They make Enron look like an honest mistake.

That's my vote for quote of the year!

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huge-girth · May 7, 2018

stillwantmore · May 7, 2018

Classic thread.

DLD · May 7, 2018

Feels like the old days!

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