My Doc said no to the Fags

Duppi_KronKite · Jun 16, 2005

I would like to start by saying I have been puffing fags for as long as I can remember. Before I did drugs, I did fags. Before I lost my virginity to a woman I did fags. Stressed out? did a fag, Just woke up? did a fag, finished up some hardcore sex with my Ex, did a fag. So as you can see me and the fags have become inseperable.

Anyways, I went to my Doctor because I have been feeling depressed and out of shape. Don't worry guys my cock still works but when little Timmy goes limp, I know where to hit up on the viagra. Back to the story..

My Doctor did a check up on me and came to a conclusion that I just cant handle. He said that the fags I've been puffing and sucking back for the last few decades are actually causing me health problems. IM FUCKIN Penis EnlargementEVED!

Says I got a bum ticker and the fags aren't helping. So I have to cut down, somehow. Gonna be hard as hell cuz Im down right addicted.

Oh ya, for those of you possible closet Homosexuals who just don't know it and who are getting upset with me using the word fag... I will put it in American terms for you.. CIGARETTE=FAG (Glad we got that cleared up hey guys.. dont hurt me Im a nice guy)

So if anyone has quit cold turkey jerkey let me know some tips cuz otherwise, Im fucked.

Shithead · Jun 16, 2005

Im not a homosexual, and i don't think you should use the word fag. And America isn't the only place that calls it a "cigarette".

In regards to your question, i don't know how you didn't see it coming. It's very simple, cigarettes are doing you bad, so don't smoke.

against_odds21 · Jun 16, 2005

Here's a tip. Read the Bible.

Duppi_KronKite · Jun 16, 2005

against_odds21 said:
Here's a tip. Read the Bible.

Like a how to quit bible or "THE BIBLE" (DUN DUN DUUUN)??

I need this stuff like I need pussy. They both go hand in hand in my world. Without pussy, kill me now. Without my "cigarettes" im edgy and can't talk to women properly and can't get no pussy. So you see "cigarettes" are actually good for me.

I need some help...

German Stallion · Jun 17, 2005

That herbal thing advertized on TV to quit in 7 days really works. Try it out! GS

thefranchise · Jun 17, 2005

maybe instead of smoking fags, you can pick up a healthier habbit like smoking penis.

dee3186 · Jun 17, 2005

thefranchise said:
maybe instead of smoking fags, you can pick up a healthier habbit like smoking penis.

Yeah smoking them so much must of turned u into one, you mineswell start smoking penis now :blowjob: lol

soyelmocano · Jun 17, 2005

When did you have your last fag (cig) ? 10 minutes ago? 30 minutes? 1 hour?

However long it has been, you have quit smoking for that long. Now it is just your choice if you are going to start again or not.

If you are smoking while reading this, disregard what I said. There's no hope for you.

Duppi_KronKite · Jun 17, 2005

dee3186 said:
Yeah smoking them so much must of turned u into one, you mineswell start smoking penis now :blowjob: lol

HAHAHAHHA

Good interpretation mate but I loves me pussy as much as I love me fags.

Duppi_KronKite · Jun 17, 2005

soyelmocano said:
When did you have your last fag (cig) ? 10 minutes ago? 30 minutes? 1 hour?

However long it has been, you have quit smoking for that long. Now it is just your choice if you are going to start again or not.

If you are smoking while reading this, disregard what I said. There's no hope for you.

When did you last get pussy? couple hours ago? last night? last month?

However long it has been, you have been a monk for that long. Now it is just your choice if you are going to start again or not. But the real question is.. WHY WOULD YOU QUIT FUCKING PUSSY!!???

Easy, YOU WOULDN'T!

Pussy makes you a better person I am sure of it. You get it and feel better about yourself and better towards others.

If I can't have fags, I can't get pussy unless I pay because I am too vexed and the women aren't attracted. Without pussy I am fucked!

I think I need a hypnotist. Preferably a hot one or an ugly one I guess as long as she can hypnotize me into thinking she is fit.

Shithead · Jun 17, 2005

It's pathetic that you need cigarettes to talk to women, i have no sympathy for smokers, your an idiot for killing yourself and your a cunt for killing those around you. Stop smoking.

iwant8inches · Jun 18, 2005

I feel the same way Shithead, but alas it is a legal act and smokers have every right to smoke.

If you really want to quit then you will. Stop fucking around man. If you don't have the determination or discipline then own up to it and decide what you will do from there. There's no trying to quit either. That's the way you've got to look at it. If you "quit" then start again 2 months later you didn't quit. You'll most likely end up feeling better about yourself once you no longer have that addiction controlling you/your behavior/your outlook on life.

Rod Buster · Jun 18, 2005

Those Zyban pills worked for me Duppi.

AlbertaBeef · Jun 20, 2005

I hear that Wellbutrin or some of the SSRI's can help you quit the "Oily Rags" (see I didn't sat fags). I also need to quit however I don't really smoke that much and am sort of a closet smoker but even one is too much.

philadelph · Jun 20, 2005

Just order some Xanax or Valium online and get started quitting.

TheExecutioner · Jun 20, 2005

Duppi_KronKite said:
I would like to start by saying I have been puffing fags for as long as I can remember. Before I did drugs, I did fags. Before I lost my virginity to a woman I did fags. Stressed out? did a fag, Just woke up? did a fag, finished up some hardcore sex with my Ex, did a fag. So as you can see me and the fags have become inseperable.

Anyways, I went to my Doctor because I have been feeling depressed and out of shape. Don't worry guys my cock still works but when little Timmy goes limp, I know where to hit up on the viagra. Back to the story..

My Doctor did a check up on me and came to a conclusion that I just cant handle. He said that the fags I've been puffing and sucking back for the last few decades are actually causing me health problems. IM FUCKIN Penis EnlargementEVED!

Says I got a bum ticker and the fags aren't helping. So I have to cut down, somehow. Gonna be hard as hell cuz Im down right addicted.

Oh ya, for those of you possible closet Homosexuals who just don't know it and who are getting upset with me using the word fag... I will put it in American terms for you.. CIGARETTE=FAG (Glad we got that cleared up hey guys.. dont hurt me Im a nice guy)

So if anyone has quit cold turkey jerkey let me know some tips cuz otherwise, Im fucked.

Yo dude, when it comes to qutting these things there is no easy answer to it. It takes usually many tries before you do it positively. The problem is, you actually have to want to stop. From what I see by your attitude, you will not stop, at least not for a hell of a lot more tries down the line. Think to yourself what do you want in exchange for that feeling of cool smoke running down your throat, good health, great smelling body? or an ashtray smelling body, a slave to nicotine, letting these white sticks rule your life. If you genuinely like smelling like an ashtray and you think these are worth your health, then there is nothing in this world that will encourage you to stop.
In case you didn't know the "ciggs calm me down!" excuse is actually bull shit, I use to use it my self. ciggs get you more fidgity and and edgy in the first place, thus you need to smoke to get your self back to a level of normality. I wish you good luck, but before you call on others for help quitting you need to ask your self some serious questions, when you weigh up the benefits vs the pros and make up your true decision, then you will be able to quit.
I wish you luck in making the right choice.
All the best,
Ex (smoker)

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