Lindsay Lohan, The Next Jenna Jamison?

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Wake up Lindsay. Your red carpet days are over. You're everyones' favorite party girl, and you love to have a good time with no regard to your acting schedules, nor commitments. Jenna Jamison is basically dethroned and lost her crown as the 'queen of ����'. She lost a good chunk of her fan base when she went Ally McBeal on us.

Insert finger in throat


The timing is perfect Lindsay! You've got the name, you've got the talent, the reputation for parties, drinking, drugs.....frankly...nobody would be shocked. Thousands of ���� starlets dream of making their way into Hollywood....think of the easy transition it would be for you to be taking all the wood! Lindsay Lohan, the new queen of ����. "Lindsay Does....." would be a perfect start. It's your turn girlfriend. The red carpet is not for you...the AVN Red Carpet is! Your exclusive line of sex toys would be an industry top seller for sure. I'm setting up your domain name, and website as we speak. I hope you like the sound of clublindsay.com I picked it myself. See you at the top, or on bottom, or however you like it best.

what the hell happened to Jenna omg!!

anorexia?

Jenna Jamison...
or:
Joan Rivers!?

i met jenna a few years back and she looked nothing like that. she look terrible. that money gettin to her. in the wrong way

Did somebody punch her in the mouth, oh well at least Briana banks is still looking spectacular.

Ooooo shit muwhahaha