jonah falcons phone number

slutbuster24 · Jul 1, 2009

this is real __________

427 W 26th St, Apt 7E
New York, NY 10001-5626

(212) 563-4986
Household: Cecilia C Cardeli

Call him and ask if his dick is fake

DLD · Jul 1, 2009

I called him and he told me that he made all his gains through the Matters of Size DVD

mlb092 · Jul 1, 2009

doublelongdaddy;343624 said:
I called him and he told me that he made all his gains through the Matters of Size DVD

hahaha

slutbuster24 · Jul 1, 2009

ithiel · Jul 1, 2009

who the fuck is this dude?

asteraki^_^ · Jul 2, 2009

who the fuck is this dude?

It's Mr. 13.5" (9.5" flaccid, 13.5" erect)

Benjamin Siegel · Jul 2, 2009

i think this guy was on Howard Stern once....and he pulled it out. the guy claimed to have had sex with both men and women. Stern asked him, what has he had more sex with, men or women and the guy said mostly men and Stern was like "i knew it". Howie Mandel was a guest on that same show and when Falcon used the door to leave.... Mandel was stuck in the studio because he didnt want to touch the door knob, because Falcon used the door knob a few minutes after he was done touchin his penis hahahahahahahah. i dont blame Howie for that, i wouldnt want some guy's cock germs on me either.

opa · Jul 2, 2009

this guy claims to having the biggest penis ever, even bigger than John Holmes (which I actually believe, Holmes is a bit overrated). But Falcon seems to be a complete moron other than that.

Benjamin Siegel · Jul 2, 2009

opa;343700 said:
this guy claims to having the biggest penis ever, even bigger than John Holmes (which I actually believe, Holmes is a bit overrated). But Falcon seems to be a complete moron other than that.

this guy had a public access show here in NYC, where he would broadcast live. he would be talkin about the yankees or some shit...and some people would call in just to disrespect his ass.....and he wouldnt say anythin back he would just take it. i felt kind of bad for him because i dont think he did anythin to deserve such hate like that.

DLD · Jul 2, 2009

His whole personality is about his dick, he needs a therapist more than anything.

ithiel · Jul 3, 2009

doublelongdaddy;343786 said:
His whole personality is about his dick, he needs a therapist more than anything.

*Cough* look who's talkin *cough*

c.phantasy · Jul 3, 2009

ithiel;343814 said:
*Cough* look who's talkin *cough*

Haha

Judoka · Jul 4, 2009

this falcon guy measured his flaccid size on a tv show i saw, and it was 8.5 inches.

DLD · Jul 4, 2009

ithiel;343814 said:
*Cough* look who's talkin *cough*

I am not a human with a personality like a dick I am just a straight up dick...it happened sometime after I created Slow Squash Jelqs, my whole body just disappeared one day and I looked in the mirror and all I saw was a 5 foot 10 dick.

Benjamin Siegel · Jul 5, 2009

doublelongdaddy;343958 said:
I am not a human with a personality like a dick I am just a straight up dick...it happened sometime after I created Slow Squash Jelqs, my whole body just disappeared one day and I looked in the mirror and all I saw was a 5 foot 10 dick.

hahahahahahahah, a 5'10" dick would look hilarious on a state ID picture...just imagine all the people at the DMV that would envy somethin like that. if a female cop ever frisks you, it wont be your fault if you spit up on her hahahahaha.

DLD · Jul 5, 2009

Benjamin Siegel;344000 said:
hahahahahahahah, a 5'10" dick would look hilarious on a state ID picture...just imagine all the people at the DMV that would envy somethin like that. if a female cop ever frisks you, it wont be your fault if you spit up on her hahahahaha.

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

goinfor11x7 · Jul 5, 2009

This is funny shit!!

goinfor11x7 · Jul 5, 2009

Benjamin Siegel;343688 said:
i think this guy was on Howard Stern once....and he pulled it out. the guy claimed to have had sex with both men and women. Stern asked him, what has he had more sex with, men or women and the guy said mostly men and Stern was like "i knew it". Howie Mandel was a guest on that same show and when Falcon used the door to leave.... Mandel was stuck in the studio because he didnt want to touch the door knob, because Falcon used the door knob a few minutes after he was done touchin his penis hahahahahahahah. i dont blame Howie for that, i wouldnt want some guy's cock germs on me either.

Our cocks are supposed to have fewer germs than our hands. But in Falcon's case, I dunno. :s

Benjamin Siegel · Jul 5, 2009

goinfor11x7;344015 said:
Our cocks are supposed to have fewer germs than our hands. But in Falcon's case, I dunno. :s

hahahah yea really... i know Howie is a big germaphobe but im with him on this Falcon thing. you had to see it Goin, Howie wasnt able to leave the studio untill someone opened the door for him. they just left him there and were havin fun with him untill they let him out hahahahah.

DLD · Jul 5, 2009

goinfor11x7;344015 said:
Our cocks are supposed to have fewer germs than our hands. But in Falcon's case, I dunno. :s

Don't front! We all know you are Mr. Falcon.

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