Ignorant retard girls

So I'm at work today with Catherine. Catherine is taller than your average girl and has a beer gut the size of my uncle's. Her hips look like you could drive a dump truck through them and her face doesn't look unlike that of a chipmunk.

I'm really pissed off because I have to be alone in a room with this girl and I am listening to her annoying phone conversation about her EX boyfriend. She was talking to her friend about how the sex was bad. So I ask her "Catherine, why was the sex bad" and she replies, "He had a small penis".

Since I'm so insecure about the subject I just had to ask "well how small was he?" to which she replied "ummmmmm about 7 inches".

Now in my head I was thinking things along the lines of cutting her digits off one by one and then sodomizing her with them but I managed to keep my cool.

So I held out my hands and demonstrated what 7 inches looks like and I said "this is about 7 inches, that is pretty big". She just shrugged and said "well blah blah blah blah". At that point I wasn't listening and I took my time card, clocked out and left because it was time for me to go home and I didn't need the headache.

She is the kind of girl that makes shit up to interest me. I see right through it and just ignore her. I am not trying to be cocky but she defiantly wants me That is not saying much since she looks like a prehistoric caveman with down syndrome.

Either way this pissed me off to the extend where I needed to go onto an online forum and rant. I hate how ignorant stupid 17 yearold girls are sometimes...

If 7 inches is small then what the hell am I with 6.5? (this is after 5 months of Penis Enlargement with about a .6 inch length gain). Maybe she just needs a huge cock to get past the layers of fat and hair to make it to her vagina. (Both of her EX boyfriends are social train wrecks that can't get any girls. I suspect that if one had an 8+ inch dick they would not have that problem.)

Now it is time for me to go party and forget about such things and screw my girlfriend who is well informed about penis size :D.

I dont think many girls have a good idea of size anyways.

Can't let shit like that get under your skin. I'm sure some size 24 heffer like that is grateful for any dick she can lure into the fold. Belittling her boyfriend to another guy about penis size is just a clear expression of her own insecurity.

She's a fatty, that means she'll probably take anything she can get. She is also probably full of insecurity, as fat girls know guys aren't physically attracted to them. Also, being well hung does not mean you'll be popular or "in" with the ladies. I wish that was the case.

No diesrespect but I'm tired of seeing the size and women threads. Who the fuck care man? Do your thing, fuck what they say, go on with your life. In a few years you gon have a much bigger dick.

ithiel said:

No diesrespect but I'm tired of seeing the size and women threads. Who the fuck care man? Do your thing, fuck what they say, go on with your life. In a few years you gon have a much bigger dick.

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Ya Ive noticed that there are a lot of threads like this but I have bottled it all up until today. Sorry had to vent, haha.

mlb092 said:

Ya Ive noticed that there are a lot of threads like this but I have bottled it all up until today. Sorry had to vent, haha.

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ey man I feel ya. Sometimes you just got to. Just keep your head up b.

The only thing you should be concerned about is that you're actually bothered by what some girl says.

Not saying my GF is retarded or ignorant, but she lost her virginity to her ex just before we started dating and although they didn't get past inserting point before they stopped she told me "I didn't even know he was in until he started moving then I told him to stop" but also thought his penis was "about your thumb length longer than yours (my penis)" Now my thumb is 2.5 inches long so that would put him at 8 + nbpel and 9 bpel....She would have felt that.

She was just going by what he had told her "under 8" and since I had been honest about my size that would make him a bit longer...but I'm thinking yeah right. She has many times complimented my size and goes crazy during sex about "you're so big." And a few times I've even went too deep. She did tell me I was a pretty good bit thicker for sure, but says she really doesn't remember his that well (good for me). So you know it's not something to worry over to much. I mean if her ex told her 7 she believes he was 7. And I'm sure he told her what he thought was easiest to get away with but still appear "big."

And since I'm a bigger guy with a fatpad my penis doesn't seem to match my size. At least when I compare it to other near 7" by 5" guys. I guess it really just comes down to not trusting what they say because they don't really know and most never tried to measure.


(sorry if I ranted I kinda wanted to talk through my insecurities that I've overcome to show it's possible to not worry about it)

spinner2 said:

The only thing you should be concerned about is that you're actually bothered by what some girl says.

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Well, there are many other things to be concerned about, such as, for instance, the Iraq war.

jqsderrida said:

Well, there are many other things to be concerned about, such as, for instance, the Iraq war.

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And post-modernisms effect on the media coverage of the war.

qkeyboard said:

And post-modernisms effect on the media coverage of the war.

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Ah, the war is only a simulation.

man... seriously screw what ever she may think... she or any other girl.
man next time she pisses you off you call me over and I'll punch her ugly fat ass with my HUGE phallus.. haha

shamu is just jealous. don't mind what she says and leave her to her smelly fish self

Most girls don't have a very accurate size perception.

Ask them how big 8 inches is and they'll show you 6. If you tell them that a coke can is an 8 inch girth they'll fall off their seats!

It's a scientific fact that they have less room in their brains for spacial awareness (which probably explains why they bump into things when reverse parking )

lol.

This post tickled me up some of your comments in that about the state of this girl was funny as!!! Still laughing now ha.

But she is obviously stupid and cant measure or estimate size or a penis for shit! And if shes as fat as you say a 12" wouldnt do anything for her! Need get a baseball bat or sumat.

But i wouldnt let it get to you, girls have said to me my dick is over 8" and its 7" all girs are the same mate. keep working hard and focus on ur own goals