I can Lick my own dick, can you?

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I watched the Ron Jeremy bio on HBO or one of those channels with On Demand. Well anyway they mentioned the time he sucked his own dick. He mentioned how he could still reach it but not as much as he used to.

I remember trying it out of curiousity when I was younger and I could barely reach if I laid on my back and put my legs up over my head. Well now I was just sitting here and decided I would try. Well in a sitting in a chair position I bent over and easily licked the head. Then I decided, let me see if I can go lower and touch with out my tongue sticking out ( figuring hey maybe its just because I have along tongue). Well I was able to kiss it with my lips fairly easily.

Keep in mind I am overweight, have a big gut and have terrible flexibility ( in school I always failed the sitting reach test and I can abrely touch my claves when trying to touch my toes) so i was fairly surprised.

Not that it matters, but I did this out of pure curiousity/amusement and not out of any desire to actually suck my own dick. And I am just wondering how common this is because for me it doesnt seem too much of a stretch.
 
I could already lick it before Penis Enlargement but I haven't tried it ever since... guess I know what I'll be doin tonight...
 
Could it have something to do with your 7 and half inch dick? :)
 
ive tried it too, i can just about get the whole head in my mouth. I bet if you tried to do it more often it would be easier and you could get closer, but i never saw the point. There isnt much pleasure in it cause its uncomfortable.
 
The good Lord made me unable to do that...for a good reason! ;)
 
IMO its the same as touching your toes. People stop trying cause its uncomfortable, but the same would be true if you forced yourself down or tried to hang 30 lbs from your dick the first time.

If you take a few minutes out of your day to stretch your muscles you can get more and more comfortable in more and more stretched positions.

If you are trying to get more flexible don't even think about sucking your dick, just get yourself into position and hold a light stretch for a 20 or 30 seconds.

Do this once or twice a day and in less then a few weeks you'll have noticable progress. Stretching muscles is a lot easier then stretching dicks.
 
I have never tried or wanted to do this. I'm sure I couldn't do it anyway.

This thread reminds me of the scene in Clerks where the dude finally gets his buddy to admit to trying it and his buddy set him up. lol
 
I've tried but it seems the harder i push my head down the further back my dick gets?
Whats up with that?
 
who cares....I suck my dick three times a day and blow in my mouth.....j/k

Hell yeah I can though, n im only 6.5
 
how tall are you guys? I'm 6'3 and quite flexible but i'm about 4 inches away
 
Bigd5903 said:
how tall are you guys? I'm 6'3 and quite flexible but i'm about 4 inches away

I'm 6' and as i said not flexible at all. To give an idea of my body length, from the top base of my penis to my navel is about 9"
 
haha im 5'9 ish.... and im pretty far too, and im vERY flexible. Standing straight up without bending my knees i can hold my palms on the floor hehe... but yea its like 3-4 inches way like BigD
 
I'm not even close. In the past I was able to get the head in my mouth, but that was long ago and far away.
 
If I could have done it I might have not lost 3/4 of my lifes earnings!!
 
no, no i can't...i never tried it...i'm skinny but not flexible at all...even after i reach my goal....i don't think i will try it...i am going to just put my time and effort into finding new ways my girl can do it LMAO
 
ctmwm said:
If I could have done it I might have not lost 3/4 of my lifes earnings!!

Now that's a hell of a good point, but my back has really been hurting the past couple of days. :D
 
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