Texan, you are funny! I like reading your posts. You are like me. You just let it all hang out and fuck anybody that don't like it.
I would really like to do anal on my wife, but at 7 1/2" X 6", I don't push the issue too much. We tried it once when I was smaller, and it hurt, so I can imagine now, after Penis Enlargementing up to biggie size... Still, last night, she hinted that MAYBE she would give it another try someday!
You must be pretty hung if you are 1/16th smaller than your jelly jobber. How can you be insecure about your size at all? I heard you say that in a couple other posts, too.
Me and my wife have a toy, too. I call him my little sidekick. It is about 6" X 4.5". It USED to be bigger than me! Now it's looking kinda small, and my wife asked me for a bigger, softer one. I got this HUGE ass dildo (about 10X7) and she got pissed and made me pitch it. It was too big for her, honestly, and wouldn't even go in halfway before it hurt her. Oooops! I honestly thought she would like it, and it didn't look all that big when I bought it, but the wifey has a little bitty persnickety and couldn't take it. I am actually the biggest she's ever had. She's never been with any really huge guys, so she has always been tight! Just lucky, there... Her "big one" was about 6.5 to 7, and it was an issue with me til I Penis Enlargemented past that. It was not much of an issue with her so long as I could hit her G-spot and make her cum vaginally, but when I was younger it drove me crazy with jealousy!
We have discussed threesomes. She'd like to do it with another female and me and I would like to do it with another male and her. So what? In my fantasy, I don't do anything with the guy. I do my wife while she blows him, then he does my wife while she blows me. When I was in college, one of my friends invited me to join in with him and his wife. We were all drinking...It's been kind of stuck in my head ever since. It was pretty hot. I would be quite happy to have a FFM with my wife, too! I get turned on seeing two women kiss and play with each other. They could make out and diddle each other while I worked my way back and forth. That would be awesome, too! I had a hot dream one time where my wife and two other women were bent over on the edge of my bed with their asses in the air, and they were all looking back over their shoulders smiling at me while I went from one to the other, drilling them! I didn't want to wake up on that one!
Actual gay, one on one, guy sex is not appealing to me.
I am not an exhibitionist, but it isn't because I'm embarassed of my penis or shy. I'm just fat and hairy. NOBODY wants to see that, so I am kind and spare anyone that frightening sight.
I think I could swing with my wife and another couple if we were all friends. My wife brought up that she would be jealous if the woman was a fashion model looking skinny chick, and I said, but what if they were just normal? and she thought about it very seriously. Just normal folks like us, in the same room, and we both could go with it...maybe...It's scary actually thinking about it, so it may be a loooong time before we ever get bold enough to try it.