How Kinky Are We?

Hi guys! Thought I'd join the thread...

Unfortunately I'm still a freakin' virgin, but there are a lot of things from that list, that appeal to me. Just to let you in: I'm really into the idea of anal sex. And threesomes too. Booth MMF and FFM (haven't decided a favourite here...).
And I've been thinking of experimenting with hookers. Time to lose that virginity...
Oh and lately, for some unknown reason, I've begun to like the idea of exhibitionism more and more. I don't know why, but I kinda have the need to expose myself in public sometimes. Don't know if I'd go thru with it though...
In case anybody's wondering, I'm 18 :D

Kong,With all your austin powers avatars I would think you would call your sidekick minime.Minme would you like to go into the hot pocket.Dude your as peverse as me

pupper said:

Dude your as peverse as me

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I think you may be more perverse haha. Kong says some sick shit but sometimes I think it is just for shock value and laughs. When you speak I know its coming from the heart or your high on viagra brain haha.

you got that right brother,when I talk to my friends and shit they tend not to believe me until they see my wife and I together touching and shit in public,my mos name should be colonel ingus(cunnilingus)like that saturday night live skit.Mam if I overstay my welcome just tap me on the head.but hey I'm just a kinky fuck,at least I'm not like rick james locking women in ckosets and shit,I only do my wife and she only does me we just are a very kinky couple,I just did wake her up ate her pussy fucked her missionary till she squirted then pulled her to the edge of the bed and fucked her till she squirted again then I flipped her over and did her doggie style,I asked her if she wanted more,she said she was very satisfied and was going to sleep.Wait till after her period she'll be waking me up and fucking the shit outa me.yeah I guess I am a pervert a monogamous pervert but shes as bad as me.

Hey, I'm a good, settled down monogamous pervert now myself as well. When I was younger...well, that's another story. And it's one whose full details I don't think you would either believe or want to actually know!

Anyhoo...the dr. evil avatar is gone for awhile. I felt like a change. Does anyone remember the movie Barbarella?

Oh yeah-- I don't call my sidekick mini-me. I call him Fat Bastard! :D

Kong,I'm with you purely monogamous(spelled right?)and when I was younger whew, maybe we are evil twins,"fat bastard" you can say i'm gonna cum in your belly instead of get in my belly.My wife refers to my cock as the fat roman soldier always standing at attention.I think everyone needs a kinky relationship with their wife,ours goes deeper than just the sex thats why the sex is so kinky,it's great to share fantasies with your spouse and act them out,We have just started oral day(although we both enjoy oral pleasure any old time)a specific day where one spouse is the oral slave of the other,isn't life grand,to be middle age and highly sexually active.

Hi, I'm new here and have been lurking for sometime. I guess it'd be nice to get a few post under my belt.

I feel the kinky side of me is slipping away from me like leaves in a wind storm. It's still there but way out of sight.

I used to want to have threesomes. But my husband wasn't feeling it. I'd like to do light bondage. No go. Little candle wax dripping down his chest no sirree. We do anal every now and then. But no role playing. No ass slapping. No closet full of toys. All my kinkiness is reserved for my imagination.

yeah....this is really odd, but encouraging at the same time...wierd

Well, I think the point is, Everyone has their kinks. Every single person has some odd little nugget (or nuggets) of fantasy stuck in their head. Some women like to be dominated. Some like to be dominant. Some guys are into feet or ass or ladies underpants. Some dudes like to shoot their cum on their womens' faces. Some women are into other women, and some men are into other men. Some people would love to jump into a big pile of other naked people and roll around in there a while. We have to be tolerant and we have to be open-minded. The next time you hear about some other person's kink and think "pervert!" just have a look at what's in your own head and ask yourself if you have to right to be judgemental.

My wife and i like to think that we're pretty kinky. We believe that sex is all about pleasures and in that context, there is no gay, lesbo, or any other labels that one attaches to things that they don't approve of. For example i like it when she puts a finger in my ass while giving me a BJ, some see that as being gay but it's all about enjoying the different sensations that enhance our sexual escapades. My wife likes to be with other women and l love to watch and participate. Does that make her a lesbian?? Maybe... who cares... as long as she's enjoying herself and still wants/needs a mans touch - it's all good.

We love role playing and sometimes even dressing up for it. We've done all sorts from pretending to be other people to rape scenarios. My wife loves men to be strong and in charge, she even likes it a little rough with spanking and hair pulling. She enjoys men that act like men: strong, dominant, in control, confident, and knows how to push her many buttons.

We are swingers so swapping and group sex is definitely something that we enjoy. we try to meet with other couples(or 2 or 3 or...) for private parties about once a month. Fun times...

We've been into anal on and off. My wife really enjoys it but with my girth growing, it makes it difficult to perform anal on her without it hurting. I've been looking into buying several different sized butt-plug to help her get used to my size without the pain.

Of course, like most couples, we love our sex toys. Our many, many toys...

silkysmooth said:

I feel the kinky side of me is slipping away from me like leaves in a wind storm. It's still there but way out of sight.

I used to want to have threesomes. But my husband wasn't feeling it. I'd like to do light bondage. No go. Little candle wax dripping down his chest no sirree. We do anal every now and then. But no role playing. No ass slapping. No closet full of toys. All my kinkiness is reserved for my imagination.

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I've been feeling the same way lately. Too much work and not enough play! Business has been good, but that means when we get home we just drop. I know my wife has been kind of horny lately, but even tonight, she dozed off on the couch and is snoring away. Looks like an angel laying there! It's been weeks since we did anything kinky...with our toys or role playing...I'd love to go to the adult bookstore with her and pick out something new to play with... but, alas, no time! Oh, well, maybe tomorrow...!

Hey Kong, no matter how busy you are, make sure you take time for her. You two seem to be very much in love. It would be a shame to let that go. Take care of her and she'll do the same for you.

When my wife falls asleep on the couch, she loves it when i pick she up and take her to bed. It makes feel like a princess. We usually have sex shortly after.

There are soo many things I would like to try... I am very kinky... I would love to have anal sex with a girl, tie her up, spank her, pull her hair... ohh and FFM threesome... that is just something I got to have someday.

And there is a cousin of mine who are soo cute... think she is 17, has kind of red hair, a great smile... short and a sense of innosence about her... nice tits also, and not to talk about that wonderful ass of hers... but under that exterior I bet she has many perverse stuff going through her head... I have activly tried to seduce her... but it's hard to do... other girls are easy to heat up, this has more barriers to it... It is one shot at glory, win or loose... If I succeed I'll let you know. :D

I have had sex with a guy a couple of times... I blow and got blown once too... that may seem utterly disgusting for some of you and gay too.. but it had nothing to do with gayness, just experimentation... for the other guy too, he is hetero... but that alley I closed quick...

Come to think of it, I would try almost anything once... roleplaying... dominaiton... pouring melted wax on her and whipping her to suBathmateission... not torture or that.. this is too much for me... but drinking her breast milk... and maybe pissing on her... I don't know... maybe it is disgusting once you try it...

Food sex would be so fucking unbelivable... you know a sexy girl... pouring melted choclate over her... rubbing it on her... with whipped cream... and then licking her everywhere.... over her entire body... and maybe dipping my rod in something so she can have a nice large bulging lollipop for dessert...

I have fisted a girl once... It started out with two fingers, and I went in with three... a little later.. four fingers with the formation of the fingers like when you wave... she found it very pleasuring... so I started from the waving hand to clench it into a fist... giving her great pressure to her vagina... she came after a while, then I inserted all five fingers with the wave form of the hand and once inside clenched to a fist... This girl was chasing me after the weekend we shared... :cool: she couldn't believe how good I was at fingering... she wondered where I had learnt it... well I have a feeling some of you guys have a hunch

Something that really lure me is exhibitionism and swinging... I would love to have sex in public... rolling naked in the grass like two animals releasing the very core of themselves... I mean, the thrill to be seen by others... how wonderful... Sadly most girls I meet are very insecure about sex... so they want to do the missionary and then get a kiss on the head and a good night...

I have wanted to start with swinging, but I can't find anywhere to sign up for it... not only would it be a great way to be able to fuck some older chicks like fourty years old... I would have the change to just,... fuck! fuck with many... I am not 100% secure with my body yet so I will bulk up a little before pursuing this fantasy...

����... yes, you heard me right ����... it is something I have seriously wanted to try... and hookers to, buying their bodies for my egoistical pleasure... that would feel good to try, it is illegal so what can be more tempting??? And lastly... when I have bulked up I will start learning to strip dance... man o man... horny women who use me as an object... see me as a source of pleasure... would love to get off at that...

There you have it.

Oh my God! Lifeforce! You're...you're...well, completely normal. Thanks for sharing your fantasies with us. They were actually pretty hot. It takes a brave soul to air it all, so I commend you.

I have done the food thing, the guy thing, the threesome thing. I have done the exhibitionist thing, stripping off on the beach in South Carolina with the wife while on vacation about a MILLION YEARS AGO and frollicking in the waves! Yes, I said frollicking. It was fun! Tried anal. (Not on me, pervs, on her :D ) I'm not into being rough or spanking, but my lady is! When she was pregnant, I sucked the milk out of her boobs...tastes nasty, by the way! Yick! She likes to be dominated. I like to use our toys on her.

Tried something new today. Had my wife play with my dick with her feet. I didn't know I was into feet until I tried it, and it turned me on! Her feet are very pretty and they felt so silky sliding around on my dick. I never considered myself a foot man, though I love to rub her feet and kiss them. I was shocked how soft they felt...and, of course, it was something different.

One thing I'm planning on doing is putting a girlie video on for my wife and eating her pussy while she watches it. She is curious about girl-girl, and I have been getting off thinking about her watching some girl-play while I ever so softly munch on her rug! I think that would be hot!

oooh my god, you seem as kinky as me kong.. ! Sex i sooo much more fun if you experiment with stuff.. I am finally glad someone doesn't judge me... Most people just wave their eyebrows like I am some kind of pervert escaped from the sanitarium.

That foot thing sounds soo hot man... I wouldkill to try it... actually I am meeting one of my fuck buddies this weekend so I will try some new stuff with her... maybe I can get in a foot in the experimentation part...

Good luck with eating your wife while she look at girle ���� :D

OMG! Lifeforce you making us Swedes look like sex-maniacs! Damn you are kinky as hell lol

Most folks here in the United States have alot of religious and culturally inspired fear and guilt when it comes to sex. You know what, guys, get over it! You're missing out on some good fun!

the strong feelings of incest are probably my kinkiest thoughts, but as far as what ive done hookers and exhibitionism probably, aswell as very very public sex...

Does anybody else besides me like rimming (giving to female, in my case)?

If I am feeling really raunchy, I will sometimes finger her butt and maybe even lick it a little...big surprise, huh? You wouldn't think I was that kinky, would you?