How Kinky Are We?

How Kinky Are We?

  • Not kinky at all. I am a virgin.

    Votes: 75 12.3%
  • Just regular sex, please.

    Votes: 196 32.1%
  • Role Playing.

    Votes: 208 34.0%
  • Pain/Bondage

    Votes: 125 20.5%
  • swinging and swapping

    Votes: 122 20.0%
  • anal sex

    Votes: 346 56.6%
  • group sex / orgies

    Votes: 189 30.9%
  • gay sex

    Votes: 87 14.2%
  • golden showers or scat (poo)

    Votes: 73 11.9%
  • exhibitionism

    Votes: 171 28.0%
  • sex toys

    Votes: 310 50.7%
  • bestiality

    Votes: 45 7.4%
  • incest (your sister, your aunt, your cousin)

    Votes: 60 9.8%
  • body modification (peircings, scars, tats)

    Votes: 91 14.9%
  • female domination

    Votes: 112 18.3%
  • foot worship

    Votes: 48 7.9%
  • food fetish (whipped cream, ice cream, etc)

    Votes: 67 11.0%
  • cum eating (your own)

    Votes: 134 21.9%
  • non-gay male (boys night out, group masturbating)

    Votes: 62 10.1%
  • hookers / strippers

    Votes: 136 22.3%

  • Total voters
    611
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"How Kinky Are We?"
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All us guys here are pretty liberal sexually. We talk about sex, look at nudity and practice the art of Penis Enlargement constantly. What I wonder is just how kinky we are, so I posted a poll to see just how crazy some of us can get. Please feel free to choose as many as you want, and don't worry, your answers will not be made public.

I tried to think up some really crazy stuff. I left the more vanilla stuff off the list, although there is an option for virgins. Please be truthful. Don't click something unless you actually did it.
 
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Hmmm....4 out of 8 men so far have admitted eating their own cum...That surprises me. I tasted mine to prove a point to my wife. She always said you first when I asked her to finish a bj so I did it, but it actually was not that gross tasting. I was kind of ashamed of it...not so ashamed now....haha

PS-- she kept her end of the bargain ;)
 
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kong1971 said:
Hmmm....4 out of 8 men so far have admitted eating their own cum...That surprises me. I tasted mine to prove a point to my wife. She always said you first when I asked her to finish a bj so I did it, but it actually was not that gross tasting. I was kind of ashamed of it...not so ashamed now....haha

PS-- she kept her end of the bargain ;)
Well, I think a lot of guys have tasted their cum just outta curiosity... myself included! :D I don't mean like a whole spoonful, but just a tiny little amount. It didn't taste like anything, really, and I am not planning on making it a habit.

I voted for plain old sex and sex toys, btw (I'll be getting my FleshLight soon).
 
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Yeah ive tasted my own cum, it was on my hand just before i was gonna reach for the kleenex and i thought, I wonder what it is women are eating of mine.......
 
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Just tried role playing...and I must say that it was fun! If you haven't tried role playing, have an open discussion with your mate and see if she wants to do it. I think you will be surprised what kind of response you get. My wife informed me that women have all kinds of detailed fantasies in their heads but are just too shy to share them with their man unless you coax them out of her.

I never thought I would like it, and at first I kept laughing and couldn't really think of what to say. But then when things got down and dirty, it was really cool and I really got into it. I have thought about our little game all day, playing it over in my head. It took a little bit of time and discussion beforehand to get into it, to work out the fantasy situation so it went the way she imagined it, but once it got started, let's just say, the Warden took things over and handled it very efficiently.
 
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Option #1.
 
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1 swinger? Must be richdad or ctmwm...:D My wife and I talked about swinging, but we are both way too jealous of each other to try it. Funny thing is, she would want FFM and I would want MMF. You'd think it'd be the other way around!

COME ON GUYS! CHIME IN AND TELL US YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! DON'T BE SUCH STICKS IN THE MUD! IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!

Kong is getting tired of being the only pervert on this forum... :mad:
 
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Man, I love anal...I did my H.S. g/f anally one time and shortly thereafter we broke up and I got together with my wife. We've been together for ab.t 11 years now (married 7). Anyway, the wife tried anal once soon after we first got together, but we didn't work up to it enough and so we couldn't get it in (even with my then 4.7" girth); she said it hurt really bad and refused any back door access from that point on. Fastforward to last fall. After working on her for nearly 10 years she finally agreed to give it a go. We did it once where she let me come in her ass, then a couple of nights later we did it again, but she stopped it about half-way thru. No more since then. But I can't complain...she says she doesn't enjoy it and at least she tried it for me.

On the sex toys issue...I love to see a pussy filled/stretched open. I bought the wife her first vibrator on our honeymoon (small/avg size) which she still has and loves to this day. Last fall I ordered her a bigger one...one of the jelly jobs about 10x5.8 (yes, I measured). At first she would hardly use it or let me use it, and even still she will rarely use it. I pretty sure it's because I feel really small to her after that thing, although she denies this. Anyway, last night she was facilitating the girth workout with a clamped BJ, and I showed her my measurement and then measured the big jelly dildo and I was only a fraction of inch smaller, maybe 1/16". Her eyes just kinda lit up. I can't wait to cement that size.

As for incest, I have a cousin I would definitely bang; she's about 8 years younger than I. I've had dreams about closer female relatives, but no conscious desires.

I would definitely love to have a FFM threesome. The wife has just gotten to where she will actually admit she finds some women sexually attractive, but she is really shy and won't hardly talk about it. She said the only thing that could ever happen is either I watch her with another girl or I can only touch/fuck my wife during the threesome (while she and the other girl go at it). I honestly cannot ever see either scenario actually happening. I have little desire (20% maybe) for a MMF, but only for my wife's total pleasure...I wouldn't want to touch the other guy. I have a lot of fantasies about seeing my wife get drilled by some 10x7" schlong. I'm sure I would have even greater inadequacy issues if this ever happened though.

Swinging/swapping: The other chick would have to be fairly good looking and the guy a tongueless, fingerless, 3x2 (fully erect), ugly mo'fo' for me to consider it...of course if these were the factors, the wife would nix the idea...so won't happen.

Gay sex just turns me off. Fast.

Exhibitionism...my H.S. g/f (see above) was a live one. She was ready to go anytime, anyplace. Movie theaters, amusement parks, back seat of her mom's car..you name it. But wifey is complete opposite. Last weekend when our son was at the grandparents we went to see a movie that had been out for awhile. There weren't a lot of people there so I tried to get her sit in the back corner so we could fool around. She killed that idea pronto.

Anyway, we're pretty tame. I guess I should be happy that I least get sex about 3-4 times a week; that's more than a lot of married guys. And she facilitates my girth Penis Enlargement with clamped BJ's so that's fucking cool.
 
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I tasted my cum before, It wasn't that bad, actually not that bad at all, gives a whole new meaning when a girl calls you "sweet"
 
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Texan, you are funny! I like reading your posts. You are like me. You just let it all hang out and fuck anybody that don't like it.

I would really like to do anal on my wife, but at 7 1/2" X 6", I don't push the issue too much. We tried it once when I was smaller, and it hurt, so I can imagine now, after Penis Enlargementing up to biggie size... Still, last night, she hinted that MAYBE she would give it another try someday!

You must be pretty hung if you are 1/16th smaller than your jelly jobber. How can you be insecure about your size at all? I heard you say that in a couple other posts, too.

Me and my wife have a toy, too. I call him my little sidekick. It is about 6" X 4.5". It USED to be bigger than me! Now it's looking kinda small, and my wife asked me for a bigger, softer one. I got this HUGE ass dildo (about 10X7) and she got pissed and made me pitch it. It was too big for her, honestly, and wouldn't even go in halfway before it hurt her. Oooops! I honestly thought she would like it, and it didn't look all that big when I bought it, but the wifey has a little bitty persnickety and couldn't take it. I am actually the biggest she's ever had. She's never been with any really huge guys, so she has always been tight! Just lucky, there... Her "big one" was about 6.5 to 7, and it was an issue with me til I Penis Enlargemented past that. It was not much of an issue with her so long as I could hit her G-spot and make her cum vaginally, but when I was younger it drove me crazy with jealousy!

We have discussed threesomes. She'd like to do it with another female and me and I would like to do it with another male and her. So what? In my fantasy, I don't do anything with the guy. I do my wife while she blows him, then he does my wife while she blows me. When I was in college, one of my friends invited me to join in with him and his wife. We were all drinking...It's been kind of stuck in my head ever since. It was pretty hot. I would be quite happy to have a FFM with my wife, too! I get turned on seeing two women kiss and play with each other. They could make out and diddle each other while I worked my way back and forth. That would be awesome, too! I had a hot dream one time where my wife and two other women were bent over on the edge of my bed with their asses in the air, and they were all looking back over their shoulders smiling at me while I went from one to the other, drilling them! I didn't want to wake up on that one!

Actual gay, one on one, guy sex is not appealing to me.

I am not an exhibitionist, but it isn't because I'm embarassed of my penis or shy. I'm just fat and hairy. NOBODY wants to see that, so I am kind and spare anyone that frightening sight.

I think I could swing with my wife and another couple if we were all friends. My wife brought up that she would be jealous if the woman was a fashion model looking skinny chick, and I said, but what if they were just normal? and she thought about it very seriously. Just normal folks like us, in the same room, and we both could go with it...maybe...It's scary actually thinking about it, so it may be a loooong time before we ever get bold enough to try it.
 
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I like it anyway a girl might be up for it. If she wants to wear a spiked collar, claw up my back, and call me daddy, it's all good in my book. I like giving a girl anal, but havent had that very much. In fact, my ex wife of several years ago now was the only woman I've had anal sex with...back when I was in the 5.5" girth size. I like a girl to play with my butt too, but not many girls are up for that it seems. I like to bite, scratch, etc, and to be bitten/scratched. There's no such thing as "pain" during sex, or foreplay in my book. Food is fun. Whipped cream, edible lotions, chocolate, last weeks' cold pizza, it's all good. Still looking for that special someone who is as kinky/open minded as I am.
 

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My wife and I enjoy roleplaying. We also enjoy sharing our "secrets" with each other. She doesn't like to masturbate but knows I do so she enjoys watching. I wish she would do herself as I find that really hot.

I have tasted and actually took my cum a few times. Nothing more than a few times. Doesn't gross me out, but after I cum it isn't so hot for me anymore.

Since this is "open" I admit that I did give a guy a bj once. It was in college and we were both hot and drinking. It was mutual.

I don't do this, but I think it would be cool to j/o with some guys.
 
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Thanks, guys. This is what I had hoped would happen on this thread. You guys being candid about some of the things that you have done and some of this things that you fantasize about. I think it is healthy to get it out, and because this is an anonymous forum, no harm done. Confession is good for the soul!
 
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I realy dont undestand the appeal of anal sex....ive allways thaught "if i was my cum, i would never wanna be be inside an asshole." and stiking a finger in there *shiver* would you stick a finger in your asshole? women shit too ya know...
 

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why don't you add 'enemas' to your list.










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Hmm, the category I want isn't in there. :) My option would be a pregnant woman. Somehow, some are so sexy! And the thought of breast milk is a turn on as well. ^_^
 
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anal sex....remains no.1
 
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