How far can you cum??

How far can you cum??


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Right, stand up and jack off, then when you cum, make sure you mark where your glans was and measure to the point where your man juice landed.

Measure it in inches please. Mine was 34 inches.
 
i did this awhile ago out of personal interest and got about 24" i used A4 paper which are about 12" long layed out 3 and got to the end of the second one this was awhile ago now so i may be able to go further.

what do you guys use to cum on?
 
55"? WTF, I'm lucky to clear my hand.
 
One time, as I was climaxing and pulled out of my lady friend, I hit the wall above her head with the first spurt. I had to know how far it was, so I measured from where I was to the wall, then the height above my dick that the cum landed on the wall, wrote a few lines of equations and, even considering that where it hit the wall wasn't the apogee, it worked out to a theoretical distance (if the wall hadn't been there) of nearly 10 feet.

LMAO
 
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LOL, same here! 55" is like 3 metres or something isn't it!? No chance!


I'm happy when it comes out the hole, guess I'm gettin' old:D
 
Never actually measured, but on several occasions I've hit the wall just below where it meets the ceiling... Like 5'-6'. :p Of course it depends on how into it I am, and how long I've held off.. Reverse kegals rock. :D
 
So most people here can come over 55"?? I think lots of people are starting to talk shit on this forum
 
If i lay on my back i can shoot over my head, when i fuck a girl missionary and pull out i have shot over her head already. On average though i would say 18"?
 
55"? WTF, I'm lucky to clear my hand.

Yeah, but you've got like 50 inches of dick there and about 4 inches of hand,so it's pretty close ;)

Couldn't say personally. If it's been a few days with someone I like and then spend forever building up to it ... it's going to be a way bigger deal than something more impromptu.

I think people would find they've got a jackoff distance, -and- a Super-Nut in a chick distance.

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I was with a lady at a swing club in San Diego once that made me cum the hardest I've ever came. She was a short Mexican woman with huge tits and no ass. But she damn sure knew how to keep a man sweatin.....LOL. She hated cum anywhere on her body, even her hands, so when I finally got mine off, which was over an hour of fucking, she jerked me off inside my condom and you could visible see the top of it about to pop off with every spurt of cum. I would love to have seen how far that shit would have went.
 
I have been known to shoot over my head. Shot myself in the eye once, and that hurt like hell. Looked like I had pinkeye for a couple days. Normally it will go as far as my chest or shoulders. That's at least, what? 18 to 24 inches? I've never actually bothered to measure because it always varies. I'm not going to measure right now either, cause my wife wants to be "taken care of" tonight.
 
Well i put 55 or more ,but that is not an average. My average is about 4 ft but i have been known to shoot over 6 ft. Call me a liar but when i shoot you in the eye across the street with a hot load then you will know.
 
I've never gotten an official measurement, but like a couple other guys, I can guess my best from fucking girls. More than once I've shot over their heads, so I'm guessing that's in the 3 foot (36 inches) range. I get my range from doing kegels a lot, but since I've been slacking on those lately, my range is back to almost nothing again. This thread is inspiring me to get back into kegels again.... :)
 
totally varies here. like if I get some every night by night 3 it comes with a few short shots and dribbles the rest out but if I have not had it in a while I have been known to over shoot the wife entirely.
 
I can only say that I've hit 24 inches the farthest, but that is in the shower. I hit the tiles in the back, but I'm pretty sure a lot of guys with a wild session of jerking it can hit 2 feet easily at least on the initial blast. I know there was one time when I was younger probably my fresHydromaxan year when I had to look for where the first shot went. Some was on the end of the bed and some was on the door. It's an amazing thing what a bottle of jergins and your first real make out can do for your fantasies and not to mention your "distance."
 
Well, out of an average of 7-9 blasts, 4 or 5 of 'em will travel at least 4 feet. No joke. Even if I cum twice in a row, at least a couple of the blasts will clear 4 feet. But I know I've cleared the 6 foot mark on some rare occasions in the past. The skeptics won't believe any of this, but I don't care.

Long ago I wondered how some women could virtually lose their minds cumming so hard, so I did my best to boost my orgasms. And did I ever! A great side effect is having much more forceful and powerful ejaculations. Kegels, reverse-kegels and holding your breath all work to boost pleasure and ejaculation distance.
 
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