whatsup guys

hey everyone i'm new here, and i'm here to stay haha...

bare with me on this, but at this present time in my life i am on a epic penis journey...

i'm almost 19 years of age (few weeks away!), and am currently still a virgin... reason being is for the past ~6 years i thought i had some sort of disease or was disformed in some way, down stairs... it completely killed my natural insentive to go hunting for pussy as i feared rejection and embarrisment from my messed up member... anyway things got pretty bad, my friends kept asking why i was still a virgin and turning down girls etc, everything was getting on top of me... got to the stage of well, i was at some party and a chick invited me upstairs to do you know what, i was like "yeah sure i'll see you up there, wait a minute", and just left the house and went home... how sad is that right?

that night i searched up on the net for quite a while to try and find out what is wrong with me, turns out i have a very, very severe case of pearly penile papules, as well as a pretty bad case of sebaceous prominence... as luck would have it, on further researching i find out that PPP can actually be cured, with a fairly simple lazer surgery treatment all these motherfuckers can be got rid of... jesus christ you guys woulden't know how happy i felt right then (i was actually contemplating suicide, all this penis shit being a big factor)...

so yeah, trouble was though, this procedure costs £500, and i'm a student with no job, cash, or spare time to even have a job... but, i get education maintenance allowance fund which is £30 a week.... time to get saving!

since that day, it's probably been about half a year, i currently have £430 in my bank and am expecting some cash in the next comming week which should bring me to the right ammount, and then i'm gonna get this shit done and go get laid, at fucking last (albeit recovery time is 1 week!! hah)...

the sebaceous prominence is also a motherfucker, and there isn't a real cure for it either... however the doctor who is doing the PPP removal says that it can be treated in a similar way to the PPP, and is going to do a small sample on me free of charge so i can then see the results and go for another appointment if i want... and if it does work, then fuck yeah it will be getting done, however i have nooo idea where i will get the cash from (it will be around 500 again)... argh!

but still, with the PPP gone i can deal with the SP as it's no-where near as much of an eyesore, + it's fairly commen in men and can be masked over in a sense, by using various creams to dry out the skin it almost hides the bumps away...

all of this researching into penises did also put me on the track to Penis Enlargement as well, more specifically; pills... after alot of research into them i've found out that they aren't all they're made out to be, and natural Penis Enlargement is for sure, the best way to go about it, and concequently i have just found this site! i've spent the past 4 hours reading into different techniques and peoples experiences, advice you all have to offer, etc... all i can say is fuck yeah, i'm inspired as hell!

i'm pretty comfortable with my size - just a tiny bit under 6" long with 5" girth, however we all want to be "that guy", the one with the massive dong!

in a few weeks i'll have a new penis (so to speak), and would love to make it even better (BIGGER!) haha!

ok guys sorry for rambiling on, hope you can accept me into your community!
also if anyone has had any smilar experiences to me then please please let me know how you have coped and/or any soloutions etc...

thanks!

one love
praise jah
 
oh feel free to move this thread if needs be - i have a slight suspicion i have posted it in a place where it does not belong! sorry if that is the case...
 
Have you tried the smokers toothpaste method of removing PPP? This seems to be a miracle for many guys. Here is a link: PPP Cure

If this works it will save you quite a bit of money, if not, nothing lost. I am sure either way you will be a much happier person so I wish you well with this.
 
Alpha Effusion;333625 said:
How bad are your PPP? I think all guys have a few of them. Mine are really small, unnoticeable really.

Nah, never had them.
 
hey thanks for the replys...

i'm tempted to try the smokers toothpaste method, although i'm more then skeptical about it - i've tried so many weird things to try to rid myself of ppp before, and none of them work... i've heard a few things about toothpaste as a 'cure', and alot of people say that it is only a temporary soloution due to the drying out of the skin, it just makes the ppp appear as if they're going away... don't hold me to that statement though as i for one have not actually tried it, and i think considering i've saved up all this money specifically for this lazer treatment, i'm going to go ahead with it so i am once and for all, fully clear of any PPP!

Alpha Effusion;333625 said:
How bad are your PPP? I think all guys have a few of them. Mine are really small, unnoticeable really.

well i've searched alot on the internet about this condition, and concequently i've came to realise that my case is very, very severe, alot worse then the majority of photos floating about...
 
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