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hey, i don't know if this is in the right thread or not, i'll let the higher powers decided if it is or not. i don't have any real updates, though i seem to be a lil more something, longer..i think. idk i didn't measure. however..the real thing is that kittie and i did in fact break up a while ago. and she now has a new boy toy...(kid from KT) he prided himself in his cousin who is in the KKK and droped the "N" bomb like he was saying the word "the". plus not to mention he looks like a serial rapist. but anywhoo...oh yes ex crack addict and smoker now.

but anywhoo...that's her mistake. me on the other hand...hehe. i lucked out like a fat rat. this new girl i'm with..her name is amanda. lets just sum it up. she's beautiful, she used to be a model for M.A.C. and did lingerie..(sp?). she's sweet, caring and supports me. also cherrishes the ground i walk on, she says my body is "sculpted" and melts at the hardness of my muscle. it was a pretty raw attraction, we finally had sex and i dropped my pants and the look on her face was PRICELESS. now i frequently hear "omg it's too big!!" or "ow ow ow ow owwww back up a bit" and of course my favorite when she just got done suckin on it "i don't know what to do with that thing. i'm not used to HUGE DICK!" i was like...goddamn lol

oh yes and she is also bi, and has a lover who is very pretty as well. and after she was kissing her she looked at her friend and said "you know you can take zack whenever you want. he is great sex and he's fuckin huge!" and her firend looked at her and asked "you sure? are you serious?" and amanda was like "yeah"..so she said "ok". MY FIRST THREESOME IS COMIN UP!! wooooooo. and i just got back fromthe club with amanda, good god she can shake that ass. she's just really a catch and so far i love what i know. i'll be sure to keep you guys updated.

oh and when i scan her pics i'll put them up too. she's fuckin SMOKING. later
 
Hey man good job on getting past that break-up. Sounds like you living the fucking life with those girls. Amanda sounds like a dream girl from the way you describe her. Anyway just commenting on your progress. Good Job man
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Hey dude. You always have, and continue to be an inspiration.
I know you loved kittie alot while you 2 were together, it practically leaked from your posts. But for all intents and purposes she was still a girl. You were way ahead maturity-wise, and it was somewhat evident that she would take for granted what a great boyfriend you were to her. I bet in a way you also spoiled her. If her new man's pride is the fact that his cousin is a racist, ignorant, redneck prick, it would be safe to bet that the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree in that family. So I'm sure after a few months of hanging around dumb redneck boy and his gay wonder-cousin, she'll miss a real intellectual boyfriend who knew how to talk and treat a lady. I relate in a sense that I just broke up with my girl, and while I wouldn't consider us as serious as you and kitty were, she lives in my old hometown where (pardon the egotistical tone) the guys mostly just live their lives out with neither drive nor desire to really accomplish anything, and she is one of the few girls who recognizes that after dating me and she is pretty sure she won't find anyone of the same caliber without moving:s . It sounds like kitty is in the same boat. I'll have to be honest (not being a jerk), but it was kind of awkward having so much liking and respect for you, and then at times not being able to stand some of the stuff that kitty was saying (although I was not one of the members that senselessly burned her, some of those were pretty unnecessary and cruel). Anyway, I always knew you could do better, and from the sound of it, it seems like you have so good job bro. Also, am I the one that has to state the obvious !lol. We all know one of the BIGGEST things she will be missing as well (pun intended). She was definitely spoiled by how big you were, perhaps partly because she was adapting as it gradually grew, rest assured she won't be finding another one like that anytime soon, and the fact that she's been getting it for years will make her feel all the more empty with less. It's good that you have a real woman now that appreciates a real man when she finds one, and she is giving you the respect and admiration that all your hard work SHOULD earn you in my opinion. So give yourself a pat on the back dude, you deserve it, and good luck with everything!;)
 
Zach, I may not be your favorite person b/c of stuf that happened on here with Sam, but I always had utmost respect for you. I gotta say congrats on your new girl. I'm sorry to hear about you and Sam, but I hope things continue to go well for you.

You know that Sam is now going to be one of those girls telling their bfs that her ex was "huge." Only in her case it's gonna be the truth. Poor redneck better hope he never asks the question, or else we'll have him on here saying, "help guys, my gf says her ex was huge- what can I do?"

Take care man-
 
Wow Zack, didnt know you two had broken up. All I know is that girl (Sam) was nuts. Way too emotionally unstable. Reminded me of my last ex Jenny. After her blowing up on me a couple too many times (sam) and accusing me of taking advantage of our "friendship", having nude pics of her....lol...., and her making me out to be a total ass hole for no reason on myspace, I basically told her to fuck off in a nice way and have a nice life.

New girl sounds great for you though. Good luck.
 
doublelongdaddy said:
God I miss Jen<:(
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Oh no, here comes the thread crapper.. ;) Just kidding.


Nice to hear that things are looking up for ya guy. Nice snag on the ex m.a.c model too and future 3-some. One thing that gets me through life is not knowing what the hell is going to be around the corner for me and when I hear things like this it makes me kind of anxious to see what is in store for myself... Anywho, good luck with the new girlfriend!
 
thank ya guys for the support. in fact she is here right now eating on some tostitos, very adorable i must say. we must getout of our pjs and head off to my moms. so for now i'm off like a prom dress. and you're right, kittie is going to be very sad one she realizes the redneck aint up to par. and the real good part is that amanda is going to get it bigger now..woooo hooo.

later
 
samzman said:
hey, i don't know if this is in the right thread or not, i'll let the higher powers decided if it is or not. i don't have any real updates, though i seem to be a lil more something, longer..i think. idk i didn't measure. however..the real thing is that kittie and i did in fact break up a while ago. and she now has a new boy toy...(kid from KT) he prided himself in his cousin who is in the KKK and droped the "N" bomb like he was saying the word "the". plus not to mention he looks like a serial rapist. but anywhoo...oh yes ex crack addict and smoker now.

but anywhoo...that's her mistake. me on the other hand...hehe. i lucked out like a fat rat. this new girl i'm with..her name is amanda. lets just sum it up. she's beautiful, she used to be a model for M.A.C. and did lingerie..(sp?). she's sweet, caring and supports me. also cherrishes the ground i walk on, she says my body is "sculpted" and melts at the hardness of my muscle. it was a pretty raw attraction, we finally had sex and i dropped my pants and the look on her face was PRICELESS. now i frequently hear "omg it's too big!!" or "ow ow ow ow owwww back up a bit" and of course my favorite when she just got done suckin on it "i don't know what to do with that thing. i'm not used to HUGE DICK!" i was like...goddamn lol

oh yes and she is also bi, and has a lover who is very pretty as well. and after she was kissing her she looked at her friend and said "you know you can take zack whenever you want. he is great sex and he's fuckin huge!" and her firend looked at her and asked "you sure? are you serious?" and amanda was like "yeah"..so she said "ok". MY FIRST THREESOME IS COMIN UP!! wooooooo. and i just got back fromthe club with amanda, good god she can shake that ass. she's just really a catch and so far i love what i know. i'll be sure to keep you guys updated.

oh and when i scan her pics i'll put them up too. she's fuckin SMOKING. later
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Hey man, I'm glad to see you made it out of that all right and in fact on the better side of things to boot. I don't know you guys, but I chat with Sam and whatnot. It just seems to me that she is placing her trust in someone too soon and while I'm not in any position to judge I just don't understand how the situation that she's in with this dude...well I'm sure you understand what I mean. Who is that dude anyway? He sounds like bad news and a two bit loser. I can't find it to tell her this, but I won't say anything because unfortunately I know she'll find that out soon enough. That's the only way they learn isn't it? You seemed like a stand-up guy from what Sam had told me, but like some others have said...she's still on many levels a girl. I don't think she knows what she's doing. There ain't no way that dude enters my house and stays over though that's all I'm saying. I would have put my foot in his ass before he came over to "stay." Ridiculousness. lol Anyway, Good Luck, but it sounds like you don't need it. ;)
 
Yeah man girls (emphasis on the girl) will do that. I know a girl who has been totally in love to the point of wanting marrige 5 times. She's even been engaged twice! She's not with any of those guys anymore of course, they were all white trash losers, just like Kittie's new man sounds. It came from her mother's shitty choices in men rubbing off on her I guess, and also her mother just generally being a shitty mom too. I guess I should feel kinda sorry for her, but there has to be a point where your responsible for your own damn life, grow up already, shit!
Seriously though Samz, whatever you do, do not take her ass back no matter what! I would be willing to bet money that it won't take long for her to try and light the wire up calling you and shit after she realizes what a loser she is with. She will eventually grow up and realize how dumb a choice it was, and then she'll regret the whole thing more.
Hey Samz does your new girl know about Penis Enlargement? You think you'll be able to switch everything over to a new name (if you even care enough to bother), lol like Amandazman, or Mandyzman? What exactly went down to start all this in motion (just a tad curious, don't answer if you don't care to share)?
 
Congratulations, Samzman. Sounds like a good deal.

I'm in a good relationship these days based on my current judgment, but who knows what will happen in the future, who else might be out there and whether or not I'll change my mind about certain things... it's always nice to hear about someone moving on with other people and it working out well :)
 
Good stuff, Zack. Hit me up on AIM sometime. You should come up to Boston and chill before I move in May. Bring those girls too. :D
 
texan, don't worry i have no grudges on you. in fact i forgot all about it lol..

want8...yeah i would ave done the same thing lol

and thank you all for lovin amanda already hehe

she knows all about Penis Enlargement and actucally saw some of your replies. she smiled and giggled and even told me to tell you guys about a dream she had. it was hillarous.

she spent the night and we didn't have sex yet. but she dreamt about it. she seems to talk in her sleep sometimes, carrying out a whole fuckin conversation. lol..it's pretty funny. anywhoo she was saying "ohhh my god i'm so tired.....no..no i'm too tired. nooooo" then like 30 seconds later "ohhhh it's TOO BIG! OW it fucking HURTS!" and started moaning and even had an orgasm :O i talked with her later about it and it was basically what i thought it was. we were laying in bed, i whipped it out and she was scared "which she was the first time she saw it. she thought 'what the fuck am i gonna do with that?' so she was freaking out lol. ahhhh good times.

oh and john i'll see what i can do. i'm pretty busy but i'm sure that amanda would like to meet some more of my friends. i'll try to see if i can get her friend to come along but idk, it's hard to hook up with her she has a lot of shit to do.
 
Great man, I´m real happy for you.

Hope you come back to posting regularly too, you are a great addition to this forum.

Starting with the pics spound good too :D
 
Hey Zack, long time since I seen you here. Glad to hear that things came out well of that rough situation. Let us know when something really cool happens like the 3-way. :)
 
penguinsfan said:
Hey Zack, long time since I seen you here. Glad to hear that things came out well of that rough situation. Let us know when something really cool happens like the 3-way. :)
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Really, everyone ends up coming back eventually.
 
hey man i never seen all them photos of kittie sucking on your knob
post some pic's of your ex for good ol times sake rofl
 
i don't wanna remeber that bullshit. so i'm sorry ur out of luck. amanda might let me put some up though once they are scanned
 
samzman said:
i don't wanna remeber that bullshit. so i'm sorry ur out of luck. amanda might let me put some up though once they are scanned
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cool man, fill her hOle with that massive cawk your rocking:cool:
 
ha will. do. in fact she's laying here sleeping. i'm thinkin bout waking her up with it in her haha. did it earlier today. she TOTALLY gets off on that shit. it's so fuckin hott. hehe :D
 
samzman said:
ha will. do. in fact she's laying here sleeping. i'm thinkin bout waking her up with it in her haha. did it earlier today. she TOTALLY gets off on that shit. it's so fuckin hott. hehe :D
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lucky bastardrofl
 
i suggested it to her but she seems kindda shy. she was like"what how can i do that? i don'tknow if i can!" idk..we'lls ee she takes a while to warm up to people. lol..i can't even imagine whatit owuld be like for her to delve right into a site with a couple of thousand guys on it. :D

but we'll see.
 
we're oth heading off to her friends house in an hour and we're going to get SHIT FACED. we have plans for her friend, i might have a juicy story to put up in the erotic stories section sometime tomorrow fellas :D
wish me luck
 
samzman said:
we're oth heading off to her friends house in an hour and we're going to get SHIT FACED. we have plans for her friend, i might have a juicy story to put up in the erotic stories section sometime tomorrow fellas :D
wish me luck
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Luck.......you bastardrofl
 
Words cannot describe how envious I am of you...
On the one hand I want to hate you but.... nah, well done dude, I hope you're enjoying it! :)
And yes, please do post the "results" of the 3-way....
 
That is awesome dude! Its allways good to see people happy and not depressed about dumb Hoes. Im really happy for ya and man she sounds like the bomb.rofl
 
the girl saw my dick when i was drunk, my girl sucked me hard and then showed her. she was like "ohhhh my GOD" and stared at it for like 5 mins while my gf was still givin me head. all she asked was "does that..hurt???" and then kept sayin it and my girl was like "well try it for yourself" unfortuanately..she was on her period. however she might not have it now. sooooo the most hot point of it...was i fucked my girl while her friend was kissing her and feelingmy cock move in and out o her. hopefully now that she's all done with hte period, tongith she might actually get the full affect. hehe. to be continued...
 
You are DEFINITELY the man! Congrats on the success both on and off the Penis Enlargement field. Onward and good luck my lusty pipe lying pal!
 
Schlongsaber said:
You are DEFINITELY the man! Congrats on the success both on and off the Penis Enlargement field. Onward and good luck my lusty pipe lying pal!
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I never looked at Penis Enlargement as a game. rofl I guess ill have to step up to the plate.:P
 
BODY BUILDER 05 said:
I never looked at Penis Enlargement as a game. rofl I guess ill have to step up to the plate.:P
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hehhe yeah. The way I see it is that we dedicate sooooo much time to Penis Enlargement that there better be some fun and enjoyment involved as well. I personally look forward to each workout. Now lets take the game analogy further, say the other team (the girl) won last time (premature ejac. cheated on ya, whatever) with Penis Enlargement on your side you will definitely have the advantage next game- either by lasting longer, filling her up more than the last guy, or completely knocking one outta the park by having one girl massage your man sausage WHILE its inside another girl While she is making out with the first girl!!! FACK dude in terms of success on the Penis Enlargement field (gains) and off (slaying two eager beavers ..... hehehhe beaver sounded extra funny there) SamZman is my MVP of the week.
 
thanks philadelph.

and schlongsaber...haha. i might get into the hall of fame because she's pissed off at her bf and seems very interested in me. my girl gave FULL ACCESS to me and offered her going out with me too. and they wanna live together ...very..very soon. lmao. good god, it seems like all a dream. :D
 
BODY BUILDER 05 said:
Where does Schlongsaber come up with this stuff? rofl Hes freaking hilarious. But samzman you are a really lucky man.
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heheheh what can I say I am the man w/ the master plan I guess!!! popozao popozao!!!! K-fed is in envy of sam Zman!! jeeez dude wrap it maybe like once every secnd plow!!! oooops kinda dRUNK- not givin my best A material tonight am I<:( Sorry fellas
 
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