The Donkey Schlong Manifesto

[DonkeySchlong I]

The Donkey Schlong Manifesto​

I. The following statements are the truth and reality of the penis and its' capabilities as I know them to be for me and the common man. You will find out later why there is a distinction. I will cover the size of the penis, its measurement, enlargement, sex and cumming. I have logged approximately 10,000 hours studying and enjoying pornography, 1,000 hours having sex and consider myself an expert on the subject.

The Knowledge
Chapter One​

Penis Size and Measurement

Any discussion of size must first begin with a debate on measurement. First length. The determination of length must first account for the nature of the curve of the penis. If we measure on top the man with a downward pointing cock will get an unfair advantage. If we measure the underside the opposite is true. We need to measure from the side while standing to the pubic bone. I go from 7.5 nbp to 7.75 snbp (Side Non Bone Pressed). My upward curve is moderate, so not much change, but more accurate than before.
Now girth. Coneheads and lollipops, shapes and shapes. An average of the mid shaft girth and the girth of the lollipop (mushroom) head or fat base of the cone shaped cock is preferred. For instance, i am 6 inches midshaft and almost 6.5 inches at the base, so 6.25.
This again is more accurate.

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Length
The average cock seems to be about 6 inches or just a bit less. We are only concerned with above average cocks here. They can grow to 11 or 12 inch cocks at times. Rarely. Here is the breakdown:

6 - 6.5 Decent
6.5 - 7 "kinda" big
7-7.5 " you've got a big cock"
7.5 - 8 "you've got a BIG cock, you're hitting my cervix, ouch!"
8-8.5 Really BIG
8.5 - 9.5 HUGE
9.5 + MONSTER

Width
Average is a little less than 5.

5- 5.4 "that's nice"
5.5 - 6 almost a handfull
6 - 6.4 little stretcher
6.5 - 7 Stretcher
7 - 7.5 Big Stretcher
7.5 + Ripper

Next chapter, jelqing and pumping experience.

 

[dyablo]

What if Im under 6 inches?

 

[j123]

make it bigger than 6!

 

[hopefull]

i think i had more than 10,000 hours porno experience by the time i was 14

 

[psychotic]

i think i had more than 10,000 hours porno experience by the time i was 14

Wanker!rofl

 

[Pandora]

I had 10,000 hours experience of sex

 

[Threak-X]

I had 10,000 hours experience of sex

Your 10,000 hours of Sex by yourself doesn't count as being an expert on the subject. (LOL) - j/k
We know you logged approximately 100,000 hours of study and enjoying pornography. Thats about 5 life-times of your 22 years of existence (100 years) Just check out the Chuck's Chill Out Spot...adult entertainment + Sex forum and you'll see 99.98% of all the threads are Video - Pix - Comics you started. And that just here at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words], who knows what other forums you're a member of.