Should we roast DLD

[noone8830]

I watched the roast of Donald Trump a few nights ago, and it was pretty damn funny. So it got me thinking; hell why don't we roast DLD. I might as well start a few jokes now, because if this turns south real fast it may be my last post.

I almost wasn't going to do this roast, because I found out that DLD had already baked himself.

DLD once got disqualified from the 100 meter dash because he poll vaulted the finish tape.
With out the pole.

Along with Donald Trump DLD has also found the coveted 4th hole. Incidentally that hooker only had 1 eye.

Here is to the guy who has helped most of us with our Penis Enlargement, and hates ceiling fans in the morning.

 

[REDZULU2003]

I think DLD should host a LIVE broadcast of his ass across the net with a phone in via Skype

 

[Medicating]

I think DLD should do a live sex cam with Jen so we can see the king we all aspire to in action

 

[Alex78]

DONE!

 

[Simyan]

King salvini has a double sided light saber

 

[Medicating]

His penis lives individually to him. It has it's own respiratory and circulatory system.

 

[Turnover]

DLD is Roasting.

 

[DLD]

Roast me PLEASE

 

[Simyan]

Michael Salvini - What a LEGEND

 

[Girth Hammer]

DLD has helped out more guys dicks than Pam Anderson

 

[DLD]

Is this the best you can do? Come on....DLD uses so much Photoshop that Adobe bought stock in [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]

 

[Turnover]

The new word for saying "you just got fucked in the ass" is DLD because the word "DLD" is the acronym for dildo.

 

[Simyan]

That's not the Michael Salvini I know

Is this the best you can do? Come on....DLD uses so much Photoshop that Adobe bought stock in [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]

 

[tyler durden 21]

wow good result man.

 

[Simyan]

Man no one should every try to fuck with King Salvini.

I would use a samurai sword to protect him.

He is a prophet

 

[Alex78]

DLD Dingely Dongely

 

[Crazy Doc]

Most of us stroke to get an erection,
but DLD is the only man who has had strokes from getting an erection-smart thinking DLD.

 

[wanagrow]

I wonder what it would be like to run using three legs.

 

[wanagrow]

His penis lives individually to him. It has it's own respiratory and circulatory system.

and a brain complete with a nervous system.

 

[wanagrow]

Man no one should every try to fuck with King Salvini.

Except women.

 

[Crazy Doc]

He's the only guy that DOESN'T want to be "balls deep" in a woman.

 

[Girth Hammer]

Due to having 3 legs.....DLD is unable to ever play basketball, he travels each time he touches the ball.

He's so hung, When DLD goes to a farm, The horses say "Not this Mother Fucker again!"

When I say "DLD" Chuck Norris gets nervous.

With every roast, you must leave with something nice to say.....Too bad you came to the wrong place....Kidding.

DLD.....The God father of Penis Enlargement, with out you none of this is possible. Lets all giving a Standing O to the King.

 

[DLD]

Due to having 3 legs.....DLD is unable to ever play basketball, he travels each time he touches the ball.

He's so hung, When DLD goes to a farm, The horses say "Not this Mother Fucker again!"

When I say "DLD" Chuck Norris gets nervous.

With every roast, you must leave with something nice to say.....Too bad you came to the wrong place....Kidding.

DLD.....The God father of Penis Enlargement, with out you none of this is possible. Lets all giving a Standing O to the King.

Laughing my jewish ass off!

 

[Simyan]

Talk to me King Mike Salvini! Give me your wisdom!

Laughing my jewish ass off!

 

[DLD]

Talk to me King Mike Salvini! Give me your wisdom!

Always have lots of quarters on you, be sure to keep a full stock of paper towels, only buy weed that is sticky, if you ignore a bill it does go away, jerk your cock at least 3 times a day and if you buy a car get an old Land Rover.

 

[Simyan]

KING salvini.

Man i should start writing stories about King Salvini

Always have lots of quarters on you, be sure to keep a full stock of paper towels, only buy weed that is sticky, if you ignore a bill it does go away, jerk your cock at least 3 times a day and if you buy a car get an old Land Rover.

 

[Simyan]

900th post!

 

[DLD]

900th post!

And it was wasted on me...Shame

 

[Simyan]

Don't be giving me no attitude, Mike!

And it was wasted on me...Shame

 

[DLD]

Don't be giving me no attitude, Mike!

I am so sorry, please do not ban me

 

[Turnover]

What is fatter DLD's cock or his stomach ? jk you know I love your belly DLD. I wanna make fart noises on it

 

[DLD]

What is fatter DLD's cock or his stomach ? P

Definitely my belly

 

[Simyan]

I'm so glad life led me here to King Salvini's Kingdom.

 

[Simyan]

Are you being malicious? This is your first post and you are trying to take shots at King Salvini

Just wait until he has to testify in congress, they will be alot harder on him.

 

[Shion]

- When DLD was born the doctor reached inside and pulled DLD out. He said "Ma'am you seem to have given birth to a giant cock. Oh, no wait there's a baby on the other end. It was just a matter of size!" And poof, inspiration came. The doctor couldn't have been more right because when DLD dies we're gonna have to dig a cylindrical hole in the earth and bury him upside down.
- DLD has a reputation for kicking women's asses. Why? He's not a misogynist; that's just his leg being pulled up with his erection when he sees a woman bending over.
- Q: Why does DLD walk through the airport backwards instead of forwards or sideways? A: Because when he does he's going to Bangkok.
- DLD's first home on his own was a 10x10 single-room apartment. The landlord said "Are you going to be able to fit all of your junk in there?" DLD replies "I think so, as long as I'm at a diagonal angle." His girlfriend says "Okay well I hope the ceiling isn't too low for you" and he says "Nope, as long as we keep the fan off." Or had he gotten to 10 inches at that point in his life? I dunno, because back then the internet was kind of primitive, you didn't have things like youtube; of course DLD coined the phrase "streaming media" before anybody on the internet thought of Broadband.

 

[Simyan]

What did the Mike Say to the Salvini?

Will you sa"l"ve me please?

 

[Simyan]

God save our gracious King
Long live our noble King
God save the King
Send him victorious
Happy and Glorious
Long to reign over us
God save King Mike Salvini

IF anyone is confused asked fellow countryman Redzooloo

 

[DLD]

God save our gracious King
Long live our noble King
God save the King
Send him victorious
Happy and Glorious
Long to reign over us
God save King Mike Salvini

IF anyone is confused asked fellow countryman Redzooloo

That is what is up!

 

[Simyan]

YES. Thank you for "salvini-ing me"

That is what is up!

 

[DLD]

YES. Thank you for "salvini-ing me"

Salvation my friend, Salvation

 

[Turnover]

What do DLD and Flava Flav have in common?....well what don't they have in common?

 

[Turnover]

The show Family Guy's character Peter Griffin is based on the real life person Michael Salvini.

 

[DLD]

The show Family Guy's character Peter Griffin is based on the real life person Michael Salvini.

lol....I love when Peter is driving and reading his comic Priceless!

 

[DLD]

I got roasted a few days ago in a Land Rover Milk Truck accident.

 

[Dorsay]

DLD can do push ups using only his dick (no arms no legs)

 

[Alex78]

maybe we need another DLD Pushup MONK exercise?

 

[DLD]

maybe we need another DLD Pushup MONK exercise?

DO you guys remember Tenacious D? Jack Black used the cock to press the button..,.Priceless!

 

[DLD]

Back on topic:
DLD has to assume he made gains as he can't see his penis past his gut.

 

[Turnover]

I got roasted a few days ago in a Land Rover Milk Truck accident.

Thats how they make milkduds