Scaring my Girlfriend with cumshot

[DonkeySchlong I]

My girlfriend loves my big blasts. I usually shoot 4 or 5 streamers followed by dribbling or a few more squirts.

Well, i hadn't cum in a couple days when we had sex yesterday. When I came I pissed cum for a couple seconds and then started blasting about a dozen huge shots followed by a few squirts and a lot of dribbling. The towel was covered in one shot.

She couldn't get over the weight of the towel afterwards. She wanted to wring it out.

 

[Long Johnson]

My girlfriend loves my big blasts. I usually shoot 4 or 5 streamers followed by dribbling or a few more squirts.

Well, i hadn't cum in a couple days when we had sex yesterday. When I came I pissed cum for a couple seconds and then started blasting about a dozen huge shots followed by a few squirts and a lot of dribbling. The towel was covered in one shot.

She couldn't get over the weight of the towel afterwards. She wanted to wring it out.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh.... ok.

 

[Threak]

My girlfriend loves my big blasts. I usually shoot 4 or 5 streamers followed by dribbling or a few more squirts.

Well, i hadn't cum in a couple days when we had sex yesterday. When I came I pissed cum for a couple seconds and then started blasting about a dozen huge shots followed by a few squirts and a lot of dribbling. The towel was covered in one shot.

She couldn't get over the weight of the towel afterwards. She wanted to wring it out.

Uh-huh...lika you said sex dude.

Mine blasts are lika Super-Soakers 'n stuff dude, my GF loves it when I blast her with a bukkake facial.

 

[DonkeySchlong I]

do you doubt the power of my nutsack!?

 

[Threak]

do you doubt the power of my nutsack!?

No Doubt ...

 

[DonkeySchlong I]

Jealous of my cumming prowess?

 

[BoredLoser]

lol lol

 

[Threak]

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[penguinsfan]

The towel was covered in one shot.

She couldn't get over the weight of the towel afterwards. She wanted to wring it out.

Bro, that just sounds a little exaggerated. If not, you definitely have to talk to a adult entertainment producer and you'll be making a six-digit income in a few months. lol

 

[DonkeySchlong I]

Thank you I've often thought that I would blow everyone away if it were seen. Threak your doubts only make me think how unique skills are.. Thanks bro.

 

[redpubes]

You could always post a video to prove it

 

[Threak]

You could always post a video to prove it

 

[DonkeySchlong I]

The video will be cumming in two months or so. Need to get cam and equip.

you'll see then, it will freak you out.

 

[penguinsfan]

The video will be cumming in two months or so. Need to get cam and equip.

you'll see then, it will freak you out.

That would be awesome. Even if it's half of what you say it is, it will be incredible to see.

 

[Threak]

The video will be cumming in two months or so. Need to get cam and equip. you'll see then, it will freak you out.

Due to technical difficulties and lack of equipment lol. The presentation you're about to view "Donkey Schlong I ... shot again !!!" will not be available for another 2 months. Donkey Schlong's body double 'Peter North' will not be available to perform the dangerous stunts that are so needed in this video. He is currently shoting on an erotic location (probably a big load too). Donkey Schlong must refrain from performing to avoid subtaining anymore eye injuries from the excessive spraying of Hot JISM !!!! He eyes are very sensitive right now...Hydromaxm!

I'm sorry to hear of your injury there DS-1, since you can't do it right now ... I'll keep an Eye Out for your Video in March '07

Dude ... No-Brainer
If some Iraqian can record Saddam hanging on a Cell-Phone ... Hydromaxm
Can you say the word RED backwards 3 times for me ... DER-DER-DER

 

[DonkeySchlong I]

Peter North can't cum enough to be my double, he's close on his biggest loads.

 

[Threak]

 

[DonkeySchlong I]

I've got 7.5 nbp x 6+ erect and 5.5 x 5+ soft and cum like a freak. What you got goin' on T.

Oh yeah, after I cum I don't get soft, actually a little bit harder sometimes. And I can cum again a few minutes later about 25 percent of the time.

My girlfriend is pleased to say the least

HaHa!

 

[Threak]

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</TD><TD class=alt2>I've got 7.5 nbp x 6+ erect and 5.5 x 5+ soft and cum like a freak. Oh yeah, after I cum I don't get soft, actually a little bit harder... And I can cum again a few minutes later about 25 percent of the time. My girlfriend is pleased to say the least
HaHa!</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[DonkeySchlong I]

I'll take that as shorter, thinner, softer, weaker and less impressive.

 

[penguinsfan]

Threak, the graphic IS funny. How do you do that shit?

 

[Threak]

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</TD><TD class=alt2><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt1 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by DonkeySchlong I
My girlfriend loves my big blasts (12). I usually shoot 4 or 5 streamers followed by dribbling or a few more squirts. ...The towel was covered in one shot. She couldn't get over the weight of the towel afterwards. She wanted to wring it out.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Uh-huh...lika you said sex dude. Mine blasts are lika Super-Soakers 'n stuff dude, my GF loves it when I blast her with a bukkake facial.
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<TBODY><TR><TD class=alt1 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by DonkeySchlong I
The video will be cumming in two months or so. Need to get cam and equip.
you'll see then, it will freak you out.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
DS-1 You're the Best and claim to show us all your talents ... don't let fear hold you back now.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[DonkeySchlong I]

Threak, how small are you, how little do you cum?

 

[WantsMore9]

i cum more than all you guys put together and your mothers can back me up on that

 

[Threak]

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<TD class=alt2 align=middle >Threak, how small are you, how little do you cum?
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<TD class=alt align=middle>I have a cute little penis that can dribble out a squirt or two at most.
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[angeldiluz]

Look at this guy cum! he actually showers her!

[http://www.pornstarvideosex.com/galleries/freaks-of-cock/cody-lane-hardcore/04.mpg

PS if any problems then refresh the same window with the link

 

[samzman]

do you doubt the power of my nutsack!?

one of the funniest fuckin sentences i've ever read/heard in my life

 

[Threak]

Look at this guy cum! he actually showers her!]
Freaks-of-cock

Those ...Hydromaxm
FaKe-of CocK, but I think DS-1 can out do 'em on squirting loads with his Weapon of Mass-Destruction

 

[DLD]

Those ...Hydromaxm
FaKe-of CocK, but I think DS-1 can out do 'em on squirting loads with his Weapon of Mass-Destruction

lmao

 

[DonkeySchlong I]

Wow, what a shot. That was up there with mine. Huge blasts! Not too many though, but lots of quantity per wad.

 

[Threak]

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[DonkeySchlong I]

That would be pretty cool. Maybe someday that will be suitable material. Other attempts have been denied.

 

[Threak]

Look at this guy cum! he actually showers her!
[http://www.pornstarvideosex.com/galleries/freaks-of-cock/cody-lane-hardcore/04.mpg

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[DLD]

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Oh my, that is fucking great! Where did you find this? It is the funniest shit I have seen all month! Nice Find!

 

[wolfkeeper]

Look at this guy cum! he actually showers her!

[http://www.pornstarvideosex.com/galleries/freaks-of-cock/cody-lane-hardcore/04.mpg

It looks fake to me. I think he's holding a tube behind his cock and they're squirting milk or something. The ejaculate looks suspiciously runny too.

Anyway, either way this thread is full of cumming stunts

 

[Krazed]

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Bahaha, damn nice.

 

[DonkeySchlong I]

Well done

 

[b.d.d.]

well, i can only cum a few drops,,, but save it up in test tubes for months at a time.. then when im with a woman i tell her to close her eyes and spill it on her when shes not looking. IM THE MAN!.

 

[DLD]

Mine blasts are lika Super-Soakers 'n stuff dude, my GF loves it when I blast her with a bukkake facial.

Mine are like tryin' to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube:s