Renaming your Cock! Ideas?

[bIgjOe]

I was thinking the other, as I assume happens to most people on this forum, my thoughts trailed to my penis. Right now it has a nickname I thought to myself. At the moment his name is "Joe Junior". Then I realized that once I get close to my goal size or even reach and surpass it, this name just simply won't "fit".
So after going through several of the more interesting penis names I've heard I finally settled on "The S.S. Pussy Destroyer"
then right below it would read- (The 9x6 Phallic Battleship)
It's a little long I know (no pun intended), but it would look pretty badass embroidered on the back of my favorite boxers or something (kinda has a ring to it).
So how about it everyone do you have a nickname for yours now? Do you think you will be compelled to change it when your penis looks like a whole new bodypart? What name would you like printed on an article of clothing to alert the masses that a monster is in the room. It's fun to think about anyway.

 

[iwant8inches]

...you narcissist BASTARD... lol

no, I haven't ever had a name I call it...but I suppose if I wanted it to be called something...I'd say simply the "Oh My God I'm not going to shit right for days..."

 

[VladtheImpaler]

"The S.S. Pussy Destroyer"

Hahahah, how bout the S.S. Stormbringer, or The Phallusaurus, Meatstake, MC Eiht" .....the list could go on for days.....lol

 

[9cyclops9]

I think mine is pretty obvious. "Cyclops, the one-eyed giant."

Maybe one day.

 

[TomdW]

Never had a name never will.

 

[AlbertaBeef]

Personally for myself I like the idea of naming it. I wouldn't name may arms or legs or my arsehole so why my penis?? All the power to you if you do though, I don't scoff at guys who do and get a good chuckle with friends who have names for thiers. I read somewhere it is not a good idea, then you start giving it a personality and refering to it in the third person often.."Ya know, sometimes he's just got a mind of his own" kinda stuff, maybe it's a control issue I have to get over.

 

[stillwantmore]

The few women I've known who had dated guys whom had named their penises, all had told me the guys had smaller penises than myself. Funny how that works. I dont have a name for mine either, and never will. It's just silly. The comments I've had like "Wow, thats huge"...thats enough "naming" for me.

 

[Gimme9]

HEH HEH HEH, I'm up to seven inches!
as soon as I saw this threead I KNEW what it's name HAD to be . . .
Mjolnir!
That's right the mythical hammer of THOR, God of Thunder.
it has a nice ring don't you think? . . . "Ladies, meet Mjolnir, Hammer of the Gods"
well, maybe I'll wait till I hit eight inches before the naming ceremony (which I'm pretty sure involves a LOT of mead and a virgin sacrifice)
BTW Mjolnir translates as the crusher or the destroyer

 

[prince Albert]

I call mine mr gristle,my mrs said once its like a piece of gristle.

 

[bIgjOe]

The few women I've known who had dated guys whom had named their penises, all had told me the guys had smaller penises than myself. Funny how that works. I dont have a name for mine either, and never will. It's just silly. The comments I've had like "Wow, thats huge"...thats enough "naming" for me.

Awww comon this is just for fun. Its not like I'm goin around introducing people to my tool lol, or having conversations with it while I'm alone, just now that your cock is transformed what do you think would be a fitting name to attach it with your personality. Think of it as accessorizing.

 

[twins172_up]

how about "the slayer" or "the slay her" i know girls have given me names..but i never thought about it too much...if a chick want to give him a nickname i think that's cool...

 

[AnotherGuy]

Cockzilla

 

[streetballer]

"Krull" the warrior king. That's mine ^^

 

[Alex78]

DeepAssProbester
Analizator

 

[Turnover]

I can't decide between lil Jon, lil Wayne, or Biggie Smalls.

 

[Priapus90]

HEH HEH HEH, I'm up to seven inches!
as soon as I saw this threead I KNEW what it's name HAD to be . . .
Mjolnir!
That's right the mythical hammer of THOR, God of Thunder.
it has a nice ring don't you think? . . . "Ladies, meet Mjolnir, Hammer of the Gods"
well, maybe I'll wait till I hit eight inches before the naming ceremony (which I'm pretty sure involves a LOT of mead and a virgin sacrifice)
BTW Mjolnir translates as the crusher or the destroyer

I love this!! Mythology at its FINEST!! In fact the Hammer of Thor is a Phallic Symbol!! I think I'll have to come up with a Greek equivalent for me... after all Priapus is GREEK!

 

[CRIPKING8.5X6.5]

when i make my dicc GODlike it WILL be called

KING CRIP THE DOMINISHER.

 

[DLD]

Biggie Smalls.

fo sho!

 

[Turnover]

I was just thinking the new idea I had from the Indian Chief thread should now be Chief Megadick

 

[Crazy Doc]

I was thinking the other, as I assume happens to most people on this forum, my thoughts trailed to my penis. Right now it has a nickname I thought to myself. At the moment his name is "Joe Junior". Then I realized that once I get close to my goal size or even reach and surpass it, this name just simply won't "fit".
So after going through several of the more interesting penis names I've heard I finally settled on "The S.S. Pussy Destroyer"
then right below it would read- (The 9x6 Phallic Battleship)
It's a little long I know (no pun intended), but it would look pretty badass embroidered on the back of my favorite boxers or something (kinda has a ring to it).
So how about it everyone do you have a nickname for yours now? Do you think you will be compelled to change it when your penis looks like a whole new bodypart? What name would you like printed on an article of clothing to alert the masses that a monster is in the room. It's fun to think about anyway.

Why don't you reverse it? So you would be "Joe Jr." then when a girl asks, "So your father was named Joe too?" you can reply, "no.... Joe Senior [or "Big Joe"] is in my pants..."

 

[Crazy Doc]

"The S.S. Pussy Destroyer"

Hahahah, how bout the S.S. Stormbringer, or The Phallusaurus, Meatstake, MC Eiht" .....the list could go on for days.....lol

Oh shit, "Phallusaurus" is GOLD!!! I'm laying claims to that name, IT'S MINE!!!" "mmmmm phallusaurus"

 

[DLD]

I call my penis a cock