Public Penis Interactions

[GellyBird]

I thought this would be a funny topic. I'll start off. About a week ago I went to the Hawaii Warriors football game at our stadium. It was great and all, but I had to piss real bad. I got out of my seat and went to the bathrooms. The stadium bathrooms are real old school, its basically a trough you piss into. But for me this turned out to be pretty cool. I walked in and stepped right between these two asian guys. I whipped out my schlong and started to take a piss. The two asian guys looked at me, and looked down at my penis, at the same time i did the same to one of the other guys. Inside, I sort of laughed inside, cause they were about 1 inch flaccid, and I stood there at probably about 5 inches flaccid, and they just gawked. Then when I was done, I put the icing on the cack by swinging my cock around then making a big fuss about puting it back in my boxers. I muttered, "god damn these boxers" as I turned and left.

 

[poonologist]

lol
getting a big head are ya

 

[crazyJLK]

make sure when you do uli's for head size you go the length of the shaft, not your neck

 

[DLD]

LOL

 

[stillwantmore]

OOOOH, so youre that little guy I whipped my 6" flaccid out next to in the mens room that day. Ok.

 

[GellyBird]

haha

 

[penguinsfan]

Well, I'm not asian, but I guess that could have easily been me. Man, my flaccid length is pathetic.

 

[ItsElectric]

Haha, my flaccid is horrible, but when it gets erect... Hehehehe.

-ItsElectric

 

[GellyBird]

So feel free to post any experiences. I'm trying to remember another one of mine. Hopefully after halloween I'll be able to tell you guys something funny.

 

[kcee]

I don't mean to offend you, but I think that it is kind of sad that you felt better because you think you made a couple of not so fortunate guys feel inadequate. I know that having a fairly large penis like you have would give you confidence. However, I would have been more impressed if you would feel more like sharing info to help rather than making others feel insecure. Most of us here have been made to feel insecure before.
I played football for 16 years of my life and have been in locker rooms that would have made you feel less than adequate.

 

[GellyBird]

I know entirely where your coming from. I never ment to hurt anybody. I have also experienced having a small locker room penis. One of the things stressed here is confidence, hence the "brag about your penis" thread at the top. I thought that since that thread was sort of dying, a new one with personal experiences would be more fun to read then just people bragging about size gains. As for my routines, I'm focussing mostly on length right now doing sets of bundled A-stretches, regular A-strethces, rotary cranks, and Lazy Ass Stretches. I also incorporate isolated compression squeezes, this workout is usually a total of 2.5-3 hrs.

 

[penguinsfan]

Originally posted by ItsElectric
Haha, my flaccid is horrible, but when it gets erect... Hehehehe.

Mine really get big proportionally, but the overall stats are still unacceptable. I've got my 4.5" EL, which is not good but there is worse out there. However, my flaccid length is awful. I know it varies so much by external environmental factors, but I'm sure it's no more than 1.5". So, among my fellow males, I'll be perceived as small regardless of how much I might be able to increase EL.

 

[GellyBird]

Yeah, living in Hawaii I think my flaccid size is bigger than it would be in other places, considering its humid and hot all year round here.

 

[huge-girth]

I thought this would be a funny topic. I'll start off. About a week ago I went to the Hawaii Warriors football game at our stadium. It was great and all, but I had to piss real bad. I got out of my seat and went to the bathrooms. The stadium bathrooms are real old school, its basically a trough you piss into. But for me this turned out to be pretty cool. I walked in and stepped right between these two asian guys. I whipped out my schlong and started to take a piss. The two asian guys looked at me, and looked down at my penis, at the same time i did the same to one of the other guys. Inside, I sort of laughed inside, cause they were about 1 inch flaccid, and I stood there at probably about 5 inches flaccid, and they just gawked. Then when I was done, I put the icing on the cack by swinging my cock around then making a big fuss about puting it back in my boxers. I muttered, "god damn these boxers" as I turned and left.

Those 2 asian guys, I'm sure they must have spoken about you all day.