Prime Ministers Questions..What do you do for a living

[REDZULU2003]

I'm a Trainee Police Officer with the Merseyside Force.
I do mainly policing of the streets at the moment but want to head into Undercover and/or Narcotics.

 

[waseechee]

Embalmer here. Don't laugh! I really am.

 

[pupper]

Demolition contractor,self employed.I tear things up.

 

[sikdogg]

Senior Network Engineer for a television network.

 

[Super]

United States Marine, Tow Missle Gunner, 0352, Recon Marine, 0321, and Basic Rifleman 0311.

 

[BeBobBox]

Any of you guys have a job that pays alot and you get alot of time off and you get to work with people at the same time? lol lemme know

 

[bigdick]

Hmmm...I'd have to say Supra has the coolest job so far.

 

[pupper]

Be Bob, I work extensively with people,make a decent amount of money,and get a fair amount of time off.I have about five people working for me directly,
but I am the driving force to get the work.I network with people to get work and my wife markets my company through a fax machine daily.our area has thousands of people that deal in real estate and development and we are always contacting new potential customers.

 

[Dario]

IT Consultant

 

[Super]

Any of you guys have a job that pays alot and you get alot of time off and you get to work with people at the same time? lol lemme know

Yes thats my job.

 

[anonon]

I'm a college student (UK college level, 18yrs old). I also work in a bank part-time. Woo.

 

[channel7]

I was a senior computer engineer for 12 years now I am changing careers in order to be a filmmaker.

 

[jGman]

IT manager...at least that's what it says on my employee badge.

 

[Anon]

Beat a few scallys with ma truncheon in the van too if I'm in a mood, give um some missin teeth

Glad to hear it. Fucking scallys piss me off something chronic...

I'm an IT/computing guy too, and I have lots of fun. Building a program that works well is very satisfying, probably similar to knowing you've just caught a thief red handed

 

[Shafty]

Glad to hear it. Fucking scallys piss me off something chronic...

What's a 'scally' then, mate? Geez, you British dudes make no sense at all! rofl

I was laughing my ass off when I read Red's post... lol no offence meant, Red... that distinctly British gibberish just cracks me up for some reason.

 

[levista]

Red makes sense to me, but then again I'm a brit too, Gotta say I cant fully condone Red if he's smacking a few retards about, lord knows the state of the UK today makes me want to open up a few cans of whoop-ass from time to time too.

If i was made prime minister tomorrow I would ban alcohol, or ration it so people had to learn to behave without it. But then, I'd probably be assasinated very quick!

 

[REDZULU2003]

lol hahahh Thugs who attack innocent peeps mate deserve there ass beating, I have already done it a few times.
Ya seen films on TV with cops doing mad shit?? its COMMON mate and FUN lol we only do it to the WANKERS and trust me, they are SCUM and wouldnt hesitate to fuckin knife ya.
I protect the good and beat the bad lol

hahahahahahaha and scallys my yanky doodle dees are like our way of sayin........ thugs

 

[levista]

Long as i dont see you on the front page of the Sun newspaper one day with the headline "cop with 2 foot long cock beats scum with his truncheon" lol cant have you bringing Penis Enlargement into disrepute

 

[Shafty]

Long as i dont see you on the front page of the Sun newspaper one day with the headline "cop with 2 foot long cock beats scum with his truncheon" lol cant have you bringing Penis Enlargement into disrepute

So THAT'S what a truncheon is! lol

 

[levista]

our truncheon are a version of your night-sticks that your police would use. but truncheon is commonly used as an innuendo for the penis

 

[kong1971]

I am a small business owner.

 

[crazyed27]

I do Inventory in a warehouse, I gotta keep track of 5000 plus pallets, with like 950 different part numbers. I got it cool though I work pretty much alone, and really no bosses fuck with me! I also keep track of what is in 150+ trailers. It pays my bills though

 

[REDZULU2003]

crazyed27 ya CRAZY lol thats a RESPONSIBLE job.

 

[dddd]

I fit Conservatories for a living, pay is good and i always find the time for a pint or 2 after work.

 

[stiff4ever4u]

How ironic is it that i Penis Enlargement and sell meat for a company out of Chicago!!!! We have two sayings:

Meat 4 U

You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat!

 

[TheExecutioner]

I Dos about and do absolutely fuck all.

 

[sikdogg]

Yes thats my job.

The Marines pays alot???? Kinda hard to believe... generally speaking i hear that military pay sucks.

 

[Bigd5903]

College student and I lay the carpet... I also install floors.

 

[DLD]

My job is making mens cocks larger.

 

[stillwantmore]

I currently wait tables while I decide what I want to do with my life. Go back to school, sell drugs, adult entertainment, it's tough to decide.

 

[Super]

The Marines pays alot???? Kinda hard to believe... generally speaking i hear that military pay sucks.

nope, I get $2000 a month, good pay, free food, free housing, full medical, dental and optical, $250,000 of life insurace. 30 days a Paid Vacation a year. Can Save up to 90 days a year and then use 30 before October 1 of every year. Free College on active duty, 40,000 GI Bill after my enlistment and 65,000 Loan re-enbursement. And I am only a Lance Corpral (E-3). Wait ti ll I get a commision! hell Ya!!

And I get to Blow Shit up!

 

[pupper]

I can't wait to see Red on "Cops" kicking some wanker ass.

 

[pupper]

Semper Fi Supra you are a great American.and a great P.E. guru

 

[ctmwm]

Small to medium business co-owner - It sucks believe me! its much easier to punch a time clock, get a check and sleep soundly at night!

I do the IT stuff, the human resource crap, dealing with the friggin ripoff insurance company price raising assholes, Butthead salesman that want to sell you everything from ad space to management tools,the ever whining employees who want more money every other week and continue to do less work slower and think they deserve it. And they make more than I do!! :finger: Oh and not to mention the clients that think you can sell below your cost. The heart attack like chest pains daily are the best! Oh and dont forget the stress pounding head aches that only last for the 12-14 hr work days 6 days a week! Oh and the tax audits are fun!! Ever have a microscope up your ass? Complaining? nah I wouldnt trade it for $2 but for $3 I'd think about it!!!
:hammering

 

[pupper]

Yeah,whats up with the clients that think you can sell below your cost.Its all I can do to make a 30% profit margin(although I still love being a small business owner)And it seems as though verytime I increase the size of my business my overhead goes up so I don't make any more money.

 

[Chasing8]

I am a Bison.

 

[longTom]

I farm. Bad way to make a living, great way to raise kids! Besides The fife teaches school!
LT

 

[DLD]

I can't wait to see Red on "Cops" kicking some wanker ass.

Don't you mean: wanker cunt ass

 

[ItsElectric]

nope, I get $2000 a month, good pay, free food, free housing, full medical, dental and optical, $250,000 of life insurace. 30 days a Paid Vacation a year. Can Save up to 90 days a year and then use 30 before October 1 of every year. Free College on active duty, 40,000 GI Bill after my enlistment and 65,000 Loan re-enbursement. And I am only a Lance Corpral (E-3). Wait ti ll I get a commision! hell Ya!!

And I get to Blow Shit up!

Damn man, where do I sign up?! :s

-ItsElectric

 

[pupper]

Yeah wanker dumb fucking cunt ass

 

[TheExecutioner]

I currently wait tables while I decide what I want to do with my life. Go back to school, sell drugs, adult entertainment, it's tough to decide.

Decisions, Decisions!

 

[quijjiboo]

I farm. Bad way to make a living, great way to raise kids! Besides The fife teaches school!
LT

may not be the best job, but it seems like a good living as I see it!

Myself, current university student: Com. Sci., Pure+Applied Math
current job: Computer programmer

I'm with SWM about deciding about adult entertainment though

 

[sikdogg]

nope, I get $2000 a month, good pay, free food, free housing, full medical, dental and optical, $250,000 of life insurace. 30 days a Paid Vacation a year. Can Save up to 90 days a year and then use 30 before October 1 of every year. Free College on active duty, 40,000 GI Bill after my enlistment and 65,000 Loan re-enbursement. And I am only a Lance Corpral (E-3). Wait ti ll I get a commision! hell Ya!!

And I get to Blow Shit up!

Not bad... not great but not bad. I would guess that what you describe is about 40-50k per year. All the techs that i hire usually make between 50-60k per year, but they don't get to blow shit up.

 

[Super]

Not bad... not great but not bad. I would guess that what you describe is about 40-50k per year. All the techs that i hire usually make between 50-60k per year, but they don't get to blow shit up.

Thats cool, I cannot sit behind a desk, I cannot do customer service and cannot wait tables, I Cannot kiss peoples ass, lol, the Marines is the only thing that makes me happy. Blowing shit up is very cool.

 

[BigDreams8]

I'm a wellness consultant for a global wellness company. I also am a leasing consultant for some apts. I
I'm also about to start with a company that does debt reduction on student loans and credit only.

 

[REDZULU2003]

I still dunno where I shall end up.
Been a fire officer for just over 2 years, worked as a trainee network engineer with the UK ISP NTL for 1 year when I left college, also worked with elderly and disabled people in homes they live in for around 6 months.
I would like to join the Navy or Marines oneday as a Police Officer/Medic/Mine warfare/Diver.
Gunna see how my police thing goes, I shall decide than.
Used the other jobs to gain expertise, so I could join the Military as a copper or Medic witout much hasttle oneday.
Just see how it goes.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

High School, and dreaming of being a terrorist threat!

 

[Maximize6484]

College athlete, there's no time for anything else.

 

[Super]

Since peeps are complaining red, I moved this