Post your worst/fucked up/bizzare sexual experiences.

[DLD]

I have the same belief.

 

[huge-girth]

Title says it all. It's always entertaining to hear the nasty weird shit people have experienced sexually.

I'll start us off. It's not too bad, but it's something.

I go home with this girl after a mad Xmas party where I hooked up with her. I'm a timid little virgin at this time. Get into her bed in the dark, kissing and touching commences. I'm losing my shit in my mind but trying to keep it cool. When it's time to lick her vag shit starts to take a downward spiral. That cunt smelt bad and tasted worse. Like holy shit. Anyway, I was a brave virgin and I do my job. She says she wants to 69. The virgin obeys. Tongue gets tired but I keep it up. It's like 2am in the morning and my mother was expecting me home at midnight after the party. In other words I had the pleasure of having my dick sucked to the sound of my mother calling me again, and again and again and again.....I don't cum that night. I think this girl does like once. In the morning I notice dry blood that seems to have collected around the base of some of my fingers. I go to the bathroom and my face is covered in blood. It's like a crusty red beard. I get in shit loads of trouble when I get home, apparently mum was up all night worried about me. Was it totally worth it to get my dick sucked for the first time?....still working that one out...

Oh yeah, the girl also gave me tonsillitis.

Do not eat pussy, that's one major cause of throat cancer. No matter how neat a lady is, never eat her pussy. I don't even like blow job at all. I hate both giving and receiving.

 

[oldandlively]

Well, vaginal dischargeas or pubic area in general is a hot spot for bacteria. Tonsillitis is a definite if you don't wash your mouth and gargle your throat with antiseptic or salt water after enjoying a mouth full of whatever got into you.

But I'm curious, how did cancer get into the picture or can it truly occur? I haven't discovered the solid info on this yet.

 

[huge-girth]

Well, vaginal dischargeas or pubic area in general is a hot spot for bacteria. Tonsillitis is a definite if you don't wash your mouth and gargle your throat with antiseptic or salt water after enjoying a mouth full of whatever got into you.

But I'm curious, how did cancer get into the picture or can it truly occur? I haven't discovered the solid info on this yet.

I have been seeing it in the news. It says eating pussy is one major cause of throat cancer. You can look into it. You are our doctor here on MOS