Pissing at a urinal..

[anonon]

..anyone else have problems with this? :/ I pee fine when there's no-one there, but when someone else is using another stall it just WON'T come out it's like I have a mental block.. anyone know how to overcome this? It's really annoying.

Wanna know the worst part? I'm nearly 8x6 NBP. 6x5 flaccid ;\ it's not a size issue.

 

[vonbarron]

maybe your a little homopobic?

 

[anonon]

What has that got to do with it?

 

[Long Worm]

I am like that, I can't even pee at a urinal if someone else is present like washing there hands, I don't know why I can't, I'm not bothered though cos I just use a cubical.

 

[REDZULU2003]

I have had this a few times, but on a hot day ... I just look up at the roof and wait, I COULDNT give a toss what the guy next to me wants ..... if hes gay and makes a pass LOL than his teeth will be gone HAHAHAHHAA , nah thats a joke.

I think this is a temparature problem perhaps? or maybe sometimes when ya hld ya piss in and than ya go, it kinda takes time ... and it hurts some ... or maybe ya nervous sometimes around some men in the urinal cos of a thing about being raped my another man .... BELIVE ME it happens, my GF is a cop and she knows some mad shit goes on ..... like guys being left for dead with their assholes bust open on the toilet floor HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... man I love this ... hehehehe

 

[stillwantmore]

I have this "problem" too. I didnt have a problem with it until I joined the Marines. Then in boot camp...well....try pissing when you have 5 drill instructors yelling at you to "hurry the fuck up and piss recruit!". I've had a problem pissing in public ever since.

 

[philadelph]

I have this "problem" too. I didnt have a problem with it until I joined the Marines. Then in boot camp...well....try pissing when you have 5 drill instructors yelling at you to "hurry the fuck up and piss recruit!". I've had a problem pissing in public ever since.

That's some funny stuff. The Marines will definately mess with your head.

 

[kfarrelldba]

Dud, sometimes the same shite happens to me. I find, if I lick the inside of my hand and rub it right on the hole, viola, here comes the piss. Also it helps clear people out of the bathroom for a peaceful piss as it looks like your jerking off when your rubbing it. Try it, always works for me, of course, IDGAF, I'll whip the thing out at an office party, I Just Don't Give a Fuck.

Knuckle

 

[waseechee]

I have a problem pissing in public period. It's sad to say but I've had to use the sit down toilets behind the partitions in order to relieve myself. Even then, peeing takes some time and effort if anyone else is in the bathroom. Urinals are out of the question unless I can lock the door. I think my phobia goes back to early childhood. I remember going to the bathroom to pee with the other boys at school and having comments made about penis size. Like, "look how small Johnny's is" type stuff. Since that time, public pissing at urinals have been impossible for me. It's all in our heads.

 

[Jason1]

I can't piss if anyone is around either.

 

[ctmwm]

I just give it a few tugs and look at the ceiling. Once I had a guy reach over while I was looking up. The place was packed! By the time I figured out his hand was in my urinal I was pissing on his hand! I looked at him and said get lost or I'll cap your ass right here! He took off like a shot. I finished up and as I turned around to leave there was a guy on his knees deep throating a brotha! I'm like fuck I gotta get out of here NOW!!! I havent pissed there ever again!!

 

[blue1214198203]

depends on how bad i gotta piss, but that does happen to me. its kind of annying considering i piss a lot throughout the day since i drink a gallon or so of water a day.
ill be getting ready to go lift or play soccer, basketball or something and ill have that feeling like i have to piss and have to go so it doesnt bother me but then i cant when i get to the urinal or bushes b/c for whatever reason i cant relax, people or whatever.
sitting down in a stall helps though if you absolutely have to go right then. you relax your prostate when you sit on a toilet seat.

 

[waseechee]

That reminds me of something that happened to me. I went to a concert about 10 years ago. I went in the bathroom to piss. I walked into the stall, shut the door and then began to start to piss. I looked down to my right and there was this hole. I could believe what I was seeing, some dude in the next stall with his eye up to the hole! I tapped on the wall and the guy jumped back. So I proceeded to begin to piss again (wow did I have stage fright then) when I looked down again and Mr. nosey was peeping again. I was mad as hell now. So I turned my shlong toward the hole and let my golden shower flow right through the hole. So dude gets the idea. Whats amazing about this the guy was at the sink washing himself off as I was about to leave. He had the balls to say "thanks a lot asshole". Well then I really got pissed. I told him I was fixin' to give his fruity ass a woopin'. Of course he then ran like hell.

You meet all kinds.

 

[ctmwm]

That reminds me of something that happened to me. I went to a concert about 10 years ago. I went in the bathroom to piss. I walked into the stall, shut the door and then began to start to piss. I looked down to my right and there was this hole. I could believe what I was seeing, some dude in the next stall with his eye up to the hole! I tapped on the wall and the guy jumped back. So I proceeded to begin to piss again (wow did I have stage fright then) when I looked down again and Mr. nosey was peeping again. I was mad as hell now. So I turned my shlong toward the hole and let my golden shower flow right through the hole. So dude gets the idea. Whats amazing about this the guy was at the sink washing himself off as I was about to leave. He had the balls to say "thanks a lot asshole". Well then I really got pissed. I told him I was fixin' to give his fruity ass a woopin'. Of course he then ran like hell.

You meet all kinds.

Ah he got what he deserved!

Yeah well imagine if you were sitting down crunching a log and you had a schlong pop through in your face??? Dam Glory holes! You cant get peace and quiet anywhere! rofl rofl rofl

 

[Spektrum]

I've got a 6x4.5 flaccid size and have the same problem. Definitly not a 'size' issue. I'm guessing its a comfort though.

 

[crzy_young_gun]

Ah he got what he deserved!

Yeah well imagine if you were sitting down crunching a log and you had a schlong pop through in your face??? Dam Glory holes! You cant get peace and quiet anywhere! rofl rofl rofl

Ehhh! Imagine if you were on the shitter and you felt something poking your neck, and when you turn around to see what it is you see a fat cock on your lip and the guy starts to jizz. AHHH!!! I'd be traumatized...I'd never shit outside of my house again!

 

[ctmwm]

Ehhh! Imagine if you were on the shitter and you felt something poking your neck, and when you turn around to see what it is you see a fat cock on your lip and the guy starts to jizz. AHHH!!! I'd be traumatized...I'd never shit outside of my house again!

Yeah I have a real problem crunching outside of work or home. Too nasty for me!! Unless its an emergency!

 

[wants9]

I can go at a urinal if my back teeth are floating, but I really don't like to. I consider it a security issue. I can't think of many more inviting places to get mugged. Imagine, you're there concentrating on hitting the big pink mint when suddenly you're caught with your dick in your hand, literally, and a knife at your throat. At least with a stall there's usually a door to act as a barrier.

 

[Dario]

I'm the same way - I can't do it either. More often than not, I just use the stall.

 

[anonon]

There HAS to be some way to overcome this :/ I'm sure I wasn't always like this, I don't know what happened tho..

 

[REDZULU2003]

Ehhh! Imagine if you were on the shitter and you felt something poking your neck, and when you turn around to see what it is you see a fat cock on your lip and the guy starts to jizz. AHHH!!! I'd be traumatized...I'd never shit outside of my house again!

LMFAO, it happens.
Near me BELIVE THIS OR NOT , their was a gay brothal that was run in the toilets of the actual Mall [town centre].
Anyways, these guys had drilled holes into the cubicle sides so ones penis could be puished through and I guess .... pleasured.
It came to the polices attention when a NORMAL guy reported indecent and lude acts in their ... i.e. men sticking erect penis into holes on the cubicle walls, the cops raided the toilets and made a number of arrests.
The toilet was re-decorated and fixed up, its now safe to shit and piss their LOL.

But IMAGINE if a cock, the size of DLD's hit ya right in the eye while takeing an almighty shit :O that would leave ya confused LOL, and scared for life LOL and to make it worse DLD might beat ya ta death with it and rob ya blind, while shit still leaks out ya crack rofl

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As for the subject and Anon' needs help.
I would say just use a cubicle, I do this alot ... I dont trusts folk these days and when ya slash ya vulnerable.

 

[wants9]

I remember reading a post a long time ago on another board about a guy who went to an arcade at the back of a sex shop. He had no idea what the hole was for, so when a dick appeared, he kicked it as hard as he could and ran the hell out of there.

 

[REDZULU2003]

ROLMFAO and shit ma self LOL
kicked it and ran off.....LOL, what if it was a Gay Biker???? LOL

 

[j-penis]

Simply put:

You have psychological problems, and I suspect that this is somehow tied with your penis-size consciousness and rigorous Penis Enlargement-ing. I'm not just saying this to put anyone down or be a smart-ass, it just seems to be the case.

 

[REDZULU2003]

I agree in some ways .... men problems LOL and kinda made a joke of it all.

 

[Super]

If I could change my penis in instant

For Urianls 11X7 flaccid

For Anal 12X5

For Pussy 10X7.5

Blow Jobs 9 X 5.5

 

[waseechee]

kicked it!!!!! Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard. I bet that guy squealed like a mashed cat. WWWWWWOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!

rofl

 

[Super]

Who?

 

[philadelph]

If I could change my penis in instant

For Urianls 11X7 flaccid

For Anal 12X5

For Pussy 10X7.5

Blow Jobs 9 X 5.5

I would agree with you for the most part except I would go about 8 inch length for the anal. Maybe someday in the future you will be able to do this.

 

[wants9]

ROLMFAO and shit ma self LOL
kicked it and ran off.....LOL, what if it was a Gay Biker???? LOL

Well, I'm guessing not since he lived to tell the tale rofl

 

[Super]

I would agree with you for the most part except I would go about 8 inch length for the anal. Maybe someday in the future you will be able to do this.

Do what? I am 8 arleady, almost 8.5

 

[philadelph]

Do what? I am 8 arleady, almost 8.5

No, someday you will be able to press a button and change to the various lengths that you would want.

 

[quijjiboo]

If I could change my penis in instant

For Urianls 11X7 flaccid

For Anal 12X5

For Pussy 10X7.5

Blow Jobs 9 X 5.5

You want more length for ass than pussy? I think you'd be fucking intestines with 12" lol

 

[Super]

Hell ya, thats intestine cleasing for ya!