My Weird Morning

[Turnover]

Just had a cool strange experience. So I was jelqing and my penis is making me happy I couldn't help but ejaculate a hearty dose of pre-cum. I decided to pump after. I got the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] on. Flaccid I was hitting 6.5" as usual and I cant pump more bc the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words] has gotten to tight at the base. Well I got to hitting past the 160 on the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] in a flaccid state and I was also standing in front of the mirror with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] leaning on the sink and just squeezing my hips and checking myself out if I was skinny. So I just couldn't take the pump anymore, removed the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] and my dick was like humongous; it was indeed huge, so huge I had to show someone and I called my brother, "DUDE.... DUDE....." My brother" What!" me "DUDE.... I was using that blue thing, remember that I put water in.... DUDE!! It doesnt fit!! Wanna see? I just feel weird u know but DUUUUUUDE."

My brother said maybe if u put like a towel on it, so I put toilet paper on it and wet it. He stood at the end of the hall and I stood at the other end and we were like "Ohhhhh" he was laughing- "All your wearing is a Beenie!" lol I turned around and the Mail lady was standing out side my house through an open window. I have been hitting on her for months and I was butt naked wearing wet toilet paper on my fat lump of a cock haha YES

I told my bro he can have the pump when I get my bigger one he was like YES

 

[stillwantmore]

Well now that was ''interesting'' you forgot to end the story with ''no homo''

http://current.com/shows/infomania/91120515_thats-gay-no-homo.htm

 

[DLD]

I told my bro he can have the pump when I get my bigger one he was like YES

What a good brother

 

[Turnover]

Well now that was ''interesting'' you forgot to end the story with ''no homo''

http://current.com/shows/infomania/91120515_thats-gay-no-homo.htm

roflWe dont use that word in my house

 

[magiksock]

Well now that was ''interesting'' you forgot to end the story with ''no homo''

http://current.com/shows/infomania/91120515_thats-gay-no-homo.htm

Funny link.

 

[magiksock]

odd post or perhaps I'm just not as forthcoming with my brother.

You'll have to give an update on how the mail lady acts the next time she sees you. I guess it could depend on whether or not she was able to see your brother from the window. I'm hoping she didn't. I'd love for there to be a part 2 to this.

 

[Turnover]

This thread should be in the Dysfunctional Cafe lol ya a lot of what goes on in my head belongs in that forum were Puerto Rican in this home so ya Essay we get crazyy sometimes na jk but seriously we dont use that word in our home alright