Are you serious? :P

Well if you are: morning wood is either 1 time in 1 day or 0 times. It's the erection you get/or don't get when waking up.

Unless you wake up at like 6AM, then go to sleep again and wake up at 8AM and so on. But it's very unlikely that you will get a boner every time :P
 
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I get morning wood, but its nothing like when i was a teenager, you know them morning woods that dont back down for 10 minutes after you wake up and yet you are still dieing for a piss.
I really want to know how to get those back, because if you can, it would mean you could perform like a pornstar and even cum 5 times in a row and still be erect, like those teenage years.
I believe men lose EQ later in life due to a lack of morning wood. Bottom line is you got to get them morning woods or get a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words].

I am wondering has anyone gotten back them teen age morning woods by using the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]?
 
Churchill;437937 said:
All men go through SEVERAL arousals a night. All of which could be classified as morning wood if you awoke during the event.

I must have night wood then:)
 
Every once in a great while I will wake with wood, but very rarely.
 
Turnover;437885 said:
ya havent you heard? I got the best a both worlds. :)

Okay. I know this has nothing to do with this topic, but I'm confused. So, you are born as a man, then wanted to become a woman, (correct me if I'm wrong) but you still want to have a bigger penis? Not meant as a joke or to insult you, but what's the point in this? Don't you want to be either all man or all woman?
 
Well through the entire day wouldn't be considered morning wood. But probably over 10 times.

Half the time it takes an effort to go down haha.
 
Dynomyt;437830 said:
I would probably poke my girl or myself in the eye if I woke up with an 11 inch sword...:cool:

Haha - Almost every day. If I don't wake up with one it's still gets hard within the first few minutes of waking. Like a dog on heat, born to fu#* :cool:
 
I actually woke with wood today...strange???
 
I think the Performer5 is having a huge effect on my erections too. I am getting them all day since I started another cycle on the Performa5. I am really loving this stuff!
 
Dick_Slinger;438403 said:
That is not good, and a sign of slight Ed.

With Performer5 I am 100%! I have never been a morning wood guy, never really happened too much. When I take the Performer5 I am 18 again.
 
doublelongdaddy;438407 said:
With Performer5 I am 100%! I have never been a morning wood guy, never really happened too much. When I take the Performer5 I am 18 again.

You atke viagra now and again because you get it so cheap, do you think this will replace that?
 
Dick_Slinger;438662 said:
You atke viagra now and again because you get it so cheap, do you think this will replace that?

Definitely! I am hooked on Performa5 and it is so much cheaper than Viagra. I take it and 15 minutes later crazy erections and this will last for a few hours. The orgasms last much longer (at least twice as long.) The power of the shot is amazing (at least 3 time increase in distance) The amount of cum is at least 2 times in volume. Refractory period is about 15 minutes.
 
I started using the ROP (ring of power) Zinger II about 3 months ago... I started wearing it for the simple fact of healing after Penis Enlargement. In less than 2 weeks of wearing this device (about 4 hrs a day after Penis Enlargement) I have woken up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE night with the hardest cock! it actually woke me up... then in the Morning same thing. After 4 weeks I noticed getting a hard on when a hot girl pranced by... or when the wind blew! My sex drive is thru the roof now! I am in my mid 40's so I havnt had this testosterone levels since i was a kid! hahahaha! ( I was going to put their link in here but decided not too) they even refer your forum at the bottom... thats how i found this place. I DO NOT ENDORSE them! I bought my device off ebay for $25 American dollars. I will say... I love the results:cool:
 
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