Morning Wood

Are you serious? :P

Well if you are: morning wood is either 1 time in 1 day or 0 times. It's the erection you get/or don't get when waking up.

Unless you wake up at like 6AM, then go to sleep again and wake up at 8AM and so on. But it's very unlikely that you will get a boner every time :P
 
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I get morning wood, but its nothing like when i was a teenager, you know them morning woods that dont back down for 10 minutes after you wake up and yet you are still dieing for a piss.
I really want to know how to get those back, because if you can, it would mean you could perform like a pornstar and even cum 5 times in a row and still be erect, like those teenage years.
I believe men lose EQ later in life due to a lack of morning wood. Bottom line is you got to get them morning woods or get a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words].

I am wondering has anyone gotten back them teen age morning woods by using the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]?
 
Churchill;437937 said:
All men go through SEVERAL arousals a night. All of which could be classified as morning wood if you awoke during the event.
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I must have night wood then:)
 
Every once in a great while I will wake with wood, but very rarely.
 
Turnover;437885 said:
ya havent you heard? I got the best a both worlds. :)
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Okay. I know this has nothing to do with this topic, but I'm confused. So, you are born as a man, then wanted to become a woman, (correct me if I'm wrong) but you still want to have a bigger penis? Not meant as a joke or to insult you, but what's the point in this? Don't you want to be either all man or all woman?
 
Well through the entire day wouldn't be considered morning wood. But probably over 10 times.

Half the time it takes an effort to go down haha.
 
Dynomyt;437830 said:
I would probably poke my girl or myself in the eye if I woke up with an 11 inch sword...:cool:
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Haha - Almost every day. If I don't wake up with one it's still gets hard within the first few minutes of waking. Like a dog on heat, born to fu#* :cool:
 
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