Joking about size

[JesterX]

i read in the thread about penises being brought up by girls and joking about having a small cock when the issue comes if you have ever said that you have a big cock when the issue came up what was the reaction and also what was the reaction about saying you had a small one jokingly.

this could be an easy way to get girls curious. i just wanted too see more thoughts on this and other mind games you could use too get girls interested.

 

[kong1971]

I never joked about having a small one. One time I was joking about having a big one and the woman promptly grabbed the waistband of my shorts and pulled them forward to look inside my trousers!

 

[mazdab8r]

What is it they say about guys who talk about having a big dick? .. They're lying

 

[mazdab8r]

I'm sure most girls would think like that.. i know i do

It's the ones that talk about having the small ones who get the chicks, they make em laugh, it's funny hearing someone bag 'em self out... chicks love that shit.

 

[doktor]

But I really do have a small one....No seriously...=)

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

i usally keep quite
and if they should ask i say that its not big... then maybe it be a suprise

 

[xtremegamer]

I always joke about my small one.

 

[Godsize]

Joking about having a small penis only works when you got a huge one.

Never brag about being big, even if you are. It'll always work against you.

 

[MCTFB]

Zulu I think had the best advice on this subject. Pretend you have a small one, then dance with her and show her how humble you were behing when she grinds up against you.

Then take her home and split her in two with your monster rod.

 

[REDZULU2003]

Zulu I think had the best advice on this subject. Pretend you have a small one, then dance with her and show her how humble you were behing when she grinds up against you.

Then take her home and split her in two with your monster rod.

Thats right, the thread with MY comments in is http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5019&highlight=size+queens was about size queens but I brought issues up in how I use and fool them lol

 

[bigbutnottoo]

I dont talk about size and it has never comeup until the Moment of Truth. I would never joke about having a small one. I am on the self confidence tip, not the self deprecating one.

 

[nystrongstroke2]

Funny u mention this,a couple of my friends and i would always go to the extreme wehn saying we're small when i was in my teens.Alot of the girls would laugh,and then check for them selves

 

[kong1971]

I have always been pretty confident. Why put yourself down? Lord knows, women will do it enough for you. Either way, they know when a guy is joking around about it. I have found that women respond better to confidence. But I have been known to joke around the other way too. I have told women that I could give them ten inches if they would accept it in installments, stuff like that. Being a little on the large side, it's never really been that big an issue. I think smaller guys make more of an issue of it.

 

[erm1981]

I just wait to see the reaction on the girls face....priceless....lol

 

[crazyed27]

I just wait to see the reaction on the girls face....priceless....lol

Damn right man!