Is it dangerous to ejaculate whilst sitting on the edge of a sofa?

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I have read that iIf a male is sat upright on the edge of a sofa or chair masturbating there is a chance that he will become unaware of the pressure from the chair building up on the area between his anus and scrotum as a result of the pleasure experienced from the masturbatory act. If the male ejaculates in this position that pressure will result in his ejaculatory muscles tearing due to the pressure obstructing the free movement of these muscles.

Is this true? Has anyone ever sat upright and masturbated in this fashion before?
 
I edge on the couch more than I sleep on the couch :)
 
Fuck i use this office chair and is the chair i sit on when im edging and jerking the edge of it is all stained,whit withish stains on it LOL
 
LONGERDICK7+;703985 said:
Fuck i use this office chair and is the chair i sit on when im edging and jerking the edge of it is all stained,whit withish stains on it LOL
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lol I always forget to get tissues for the precum if im edging. I'm like shit.
 
LONGERDICK7+;704304 said:
Im not a great reader but yeah whenever i have the chance to learn something new from someone i get this tought and i feel like a complete ass...lol
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lol same here except i just accept idk much
 
So has anyone ever sat on the edge of the sofa and masturbated without the muscles ripping away from the root of their penis at orgasm?
 
spjgriw;704376 said:
So has anyone ever sat on the edge of the sofa and masturbated without the muscles ripping away from the root of their penis at orgasm?
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Are you having problems?
 
spjgriw;704376 said:
So has anyone ever sat on the edge of the sofa and masturbated without the muscles ripping away from the root of their penis at orgasm?
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Sometimes 3 times in a night! :)
 
LONGERDICK7+;704511 said:
haha yep just accepting that and getting useful knowledge
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yeah gotta always ask questions even if you dont need the answer right now, you'll understand when its time
 
kyomoto;704571 said:
yeah gotta always ask questions even if you dont need the answer right now, you'll understand when its time
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My question is why i do want a bigger penis,even when i dont have a girl myself .......quite strange HAHAHA
 
Sometimes I hate clean-up, especially those big loads (my younger brothers know all about that). Ejaculating is a pain in the ass. I'd wish it'd evaporate into the air after I shoot my wad. It's the stickiness that I hate. It gets on my shirts, pants, etc.

One good thing: women can smell the cum stains on your undies and get instantly wet (just popped a boner).
 
Iceman338;704671 said:
Sometimes I hate clean-up, especially those big loads (my younger brothers know all about that). Ejaculating is a pain in the ass. I'd wish it'd evaporate into the air after I shoot my wad. It's the stickiness that I hate. It gets on my shirts, pants, etc.

One good thing: women can smell the cum stains on your undies and get instantly wet (just popped a boner).
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haha feels great just knocked one off and i just use a towel,sock whatever to clean the jizz up lol,but the easiest way to clean things up just grab a bunch of napkins

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kyomoto;704692 said:
You mean September and surprise us bro!
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oops lol yeah i meant september :)
 
LONGERDICK7+;704715 said:
haha feels great just knocked one off and i just use a towel,sock whatever to clean the jizz up lol,but the easiest way to clean things up just grab a bunch of napkins

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oops lol yeah i meant september :)
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I got wise: I try to get a bunch of kleenex before I shoot. I still get cum funk on my dick if I don't shower/bathe.

But, seriously, I need to blow a load. I wouldn't feel like a real dude without any white sticky goo.
 
LONGERDICK7+;704652 said:
My question is why i do want a bigger penis,even when i dont have a girl myself .......quite strange HAHAHA
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I don't have a girl myself either but we prepare for the future right?
 
spjgriw;703928 said:
I have read that iIf a male is sat upright on the edge of a sofa or chair masturbating there is a chance that he will become unaware of the pressure from the chair building up on the area between his anus and scrotum as a result of the pleasure experienced from the masturbatory act. If the male ejaculates in this position that pressure will result in his ejaculatory muscles tearing due to the pressure obstructing the free movement of these muscles.

Is this true? Has anyone ever sat upright and masturbated in this fashion before?
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In all seriousness. No. There is lots of people that will say anything to see who's listening. Don't be one of those people. Lol. Stick to facts and common sense
 
kyomoto;704818 said:
Near future? Hopefully :( I want to test this thing out
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'testing' it out provides the best feedback and reinforcement to all the time and hard work...do all the 'testing' you can with as many 'subjects' as possible
 
Big Schwanz Acht;704833 said:
'testing' it out provides the best feedback and reinforcement to all the time and hard work...do all the 'testing' you can with as many 'subjects' as possible
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I'm sorry but I'm not one to be testing on "subjects" lol. If I want to test I'm a person who has to be commited to someone. I'm not those type of guys who go out and have sex.
 
doublelongdaddy;706346 said:
I wasn't on my couch but boy look what happened on my chair!

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thats not real! that aint yo couch
 
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