So I'm at work today with Catherine. Catherine is taller than your average girl and has a beer gut the size of my uncle's. Her hips look like you could drive a dump truck through them and her face doesn't look unlike that of a chipmunk.
I'm really pissed off because I have to be alone in a room with this girl and I am listening to her annoying phone conversation about her EX boyfriend. She was talking to her friend about how the sex was bad. So I ask her "Catherine, why was the sex bad" and she replies, "He had a small penis".
Since I'm so insecure about the subject I just had to ask "well how small was he?" to which she replied "ummmmmm about 7 inches".
Now in my head I was thinking things along the lines of cutting her digits off one by one and then sodomizing her with them but I managed to keep my cool.
So I held out my hands and demonstrated what 7 inches looks like and I said "this is about 7 inches, that is pretty big". She just shrugged and said "well blah blah blah blah". At that point I wasn't listening and I took my time card, clocked out and left because it was time for me to go home and I didn't need the headache.
She is the kind of girl that makes shit up to interest me. I see right through it and just ignore her. I am not trying to be cocky but she defiantly wants me That is not saying much since she looks like a prehistoric caveman with down syndrome.
Either way this pissed me off to the extend where I needed to go onto an online forum and rant. I hate how ignorant stupid 17 yearold girls are sometimes...
If 7 inches is small then what the hell am I with 6.5? (this is after 5 months of Penis Enlargement with about a .6 inch length gain). Maybe she just needs a huge cock to get past the layers of fat and hair to make it to her vagina. (Both of her EX boyfriends are social train wrecks that can't get any girls. I suspect that if one had an 8+ inch dick they would not have that problem.)
Now it is time for me to go party and forget about such things and screw my girlfriend who is well informed about penis size
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I'm really pissed off because I have to be alone in a room with this girl and I am listening to her annoying phone conversation about her EX boyfriend. She was talking to her friend about how the sex was bad. So I ask her "Catherine, why was the sex bad" and she replies, "He had a small penis".
Since I'm so insecure about the subject I just had to ask "well how small was he?" to which she replied "ummmmmm about 7 inches".
Now in my head I was thinking things along the lines of cutting her digits off one by one and then sodomizing her with them but I managed to keep my cool.
So I held out my hands and demonstrated what 7 inches looks like and I said "this is about 7 inches, that is pretty big". She just shrugged and said "well blah blah blah blah". At that point I wasn't listening and I took my time card, clocked out and left because it was time for me to go home and I didn't need the headache.
She is the kind of girl that makes shit up to interest me. I see right through it and just ignore her. I am not trying to be cocky but she defiantly wants me That is not saying much since she looks like a prehistoric caveman with down syndrome.
Either way this pissed me off to the extend where I needed to go onto an online forum and rant. I hate how ignorant stupid 17 yearold girls are sometimes...
If 7 inches is small then what the hell am I with 6.5? (this is after 5 months of Penis Enlargement with about a .6 inch length gain). Maybe she just needs a huge cock to get past the layers of fat and hair to make it to her vagina. (Both of her EX boyfriends are social train wrecks that can't get any girls. I suspect that if one had an 8+ inch dick they would not have that problem.)
Now it is time for me to go party and forget about such things and screw my girlfriend who is well informed about penis size
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