If You Were Gay...

[kong1971]

I was watching a standup comedian on TV the other night and he said that, even though he was straight, he had the hots for Jude Law. It was a funny routine, but it made me wonder...If I was gay, who would I be gay for...celebrity-wise, I mean.

I couldn't really think of anyone at first, to be honest...then I realized it would be Alec Baldwin.

So my question is...If you were gay, who would you be gay for? Guys who are really gay need not answer...be honest...and relax, this post is meant for laughs...oh, and it has to be a celebrity, too, one that we all know.

 

[crazyed27]

I'd have the hots for DLD!!! If I was gay!

 

[kong1971]

LOL! You size queen! I knew someone would say DLD! But it has to be a celebrity.

 

[playa7]

LOL! You size queen! I knew someone would say DLD! But it has to be a celebrity.

DLD IS a celebrity!
I would choose: Supra, Red and still and well, miami pimp: jaz

And then maybe: Brad Pitt

C YA!

 

[austin316]

gee i dunno, thats a weird question because i dont know who i would have the hots for if i was gay because i dont find men attractive, im bisexual in that i would do sexual acts with men - so far only one or two close friends, but i dont find men attractive in a sexual way..

 

[Dario]

If I was gay, I'd be a lesbian.

 

[kong1971]

The Score So Far

Brad Pitt: 1
DLD: 1
Supra: 1
Red: 1
miami pimp: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1

Sorry, guys. I'm just messing around. I think it's funny.

Dario: I know what you mean! I'm the biggest dyke around. Nobody can touch my dyke-ness! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Answer the question, guys, and don't wuss out. Who's bitch would you be?

 

[playa7]

The Score So Far

Brad Pitt: 1
DLD: 1
Supra: 1
Red: 1
miami pimp: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1

DLD gets my vote too! So he has 2!
And jaz IS miami pimp! ;-)

C YA!

 

[9cyclops9]

I think maybe Brad Pitt. And Pierce Brosnan.

 

[Bigd5903]

How about professional athletes? My friends and I joke about being gay with Vinny Lecavalier of Tampa Bay Lightning.

 

[kong1971]

The Running Score

Brad Pitt: 2
DLD: 2
Supra: 1
Red: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1
Pierce Brosnan: 1
Tampa Bay Lightning's Vinny Lecavalier: 1

So far, it's a tie between Brad Pitt and DLD.

Keep voting-- let's find out whose soap you would pick up off the shower room floor if you were a little more limp in the wrist! Remember, it's all for fun.

 

[LeeJunFan]

Pierce is a good choice, I'll second that and probably Colin Farrell

 

[Bigd5903]

yea colin farrel would rock my world... if i was gay

 

[playa7]

Another vote for Colin Farrell!

C YA!

 

[playa7]

I think we need a black guy too: Will Smith!

C YA!

 

[playa7]

Another one: J.T. Justin Timberlake

C YA!

 

[fallen_one23]

o yea DLD of course, with that beautiful cock of his
<_<
>_>

maybe Ryan Seacrest (spelled right?)

 

[bigbutnottoo]

Colin Farrel if he did some Penis Enlargement first.

 

[kong1971]

The Running Score

Colin Farrel: 4
DLD: 3
Brad Pitt: 2
Pierce Brosnan: 2
Supra: 1
Red: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1
Tampa Bay Lightning's Vinny Lecavalier: 1
Will Smith: 1
Justin Timberlake: 1
Ryan Seacrest: 1

In a surprise twist, Colin Farrel leaps into first place. Maybe it's the big bushy eyebrows and soulful eyes... But DLD is right behind him, a position which would make any man decidedly nervous.

Keep voting for the celebrity who could make you his boytoy in an alternate gay reality and we'll see who would win the "If I was Gay..." Male Centerfold Pageant!

 

[BeBobBox]

Johny dep from the movie "blow"

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I think this thread is gayer then Richard Simmons' workout shorts

 

[bigbutnottoo]

I think this thread is gayer then Richard Simmons' workout shorts

there is a guy with Elphantitis in my town who wears those shorts.

Yeah, it is gay..But um.. I dont know. I'd rather think of mine as "If I were a woman." Afterall as a straight males, I'd rather contemplate appealing to women.

 

[Im2mackin]

I choose DLD's alter ego EMINEM( i think THIS is a conspiraCY . DLD looks like Eminem to me..Alot..lol) Plus because if i was Gay(am not) i def would be a size ummm KING lol

 

[kong1971]

Ulcaster: Relax. YOU know you're not gay. WE know you're not gay. It's just a joke. So, your vote's for Richard Simmons, right? Well, okay, but he's pretty queer...lol

The Running Score

Colin Farrel: 4
DLD: 4
Brad Pitt: 2
Pierce Brosnan: 2
Johnny Depp: 1
Supra: 1
Red: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1
Tampa Bay Lightning's Vinny Lecavalier: 1
Will Smith: 1
Justin Timberlake: 1
Ryan Seacrest: 1
Richard Simmons: 1

DLD/ Eminem has tied up the score with Colin Farrel. Does he really look like Eminem? I haven't seen a pic of DLD. The links in the photo section never seem to work.

To be fair, I am starting another thread called "If you were straight" for our vaginally challenged brethren.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Ulcaster: Relax. YOU know you're not gay. WE know you're not gay. It's just a joke.

I am not even remotely serious man, I'm just busting ballz rofl

 

[austin316]

I am not even remotely serious man, I'm just busting ballz rofl

ah but whose balls? lol

 

[9cyclops9]

Don't bust mine...I need them. Bust Supra's...his hang too low they'll be an easy target.

 

[finalsight]

lets see i would have to say miriam,from theres something about miriam.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

Hydromaxm hard to just chose a dude, when your not attracted to men...
if i have to, then 2Pac, in some way i see him as my alterego hehe

 

[flyer0002]

brad pitt and david beckham.

 

[9cyclops9]

lets see i would have to say miriam,from theres something about miriam.

Don't know who that is, but that sure does sound like a girl to me. We're being gay in this thread!! Come on man!

 

[slayman]

did anyone see the SNL when alec baldwin tried to seduce "Canteen Boy" Adam Sandler. i think king wishes he was canteen boy in that skit.

it was hilarious

 

[finalsight]

Don't know who that is, but that sure does sound like a girl to me. We're being gay in this thread!! Come on man!

Technically she is still a man as she still has a dick and balls. She is a pre-op transexual who is a italian model and was the star of a "joe millionaire" spin-off show were she had a group of guys trying to win money and a cruise with her (they didn't know about the meat and 2 veg between her legs).

The show caused a lot of confusion for the men over here in the UK, especially with newspaper headlines asking "Would You?"

Find out more HERE

 

[kong1971]

Me? Wish I was canteen boy? Don't be ridiculous! I hate Adam Sandler!

 

[Bigd5903]

Colin farrel has an accent which is always an advantage

 

[kong1971]

The Running Score

Colin Farrel: 5
DLD: 4
Brad Pitt: 3
Pierce Brosnan: 2
Johnny Depp: 1
Supra: 1
Red: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1
Tampa Bay Lightning's Vinny Lecavalier: 1
Will Smith: 1
Justin Timberlake: 1
Ryan Seacrest: 1
Richard Simmons: 1
Miriam (chick with dick): 1
2Pac: 1
Dave Beckham: 1

So far the winner seems to be Colin Farrel! I don't see it, myself. He's a little too scrawny for my tastes. I want a real man like Alec Baldwin who can...wait! What am I saying?!? I think this thread has gone just about far enough! We'll tally up the score tomorrow and see who wins the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] "If I was gay..." Pageant.

 

[kong1971]

And the winner is...

 

[9cyclops9]

I think he looks kinda stupid.

Give me Brad Pitt any day!...er I mean...if I was gay...

 

[Shafty]

I'm not sure if it has already been mentioned on this thread earlier, since I didn't read through all the posts, but I read that Colin Farrel confessed that he has a 2" pecker. Funny though, doesn't seem to hamper his success with the ladies at all.

If I were gay, I would have me a nice piece of Austrian ass... you know it Playa7! rofl

If I had to choose a celebrity, I'd have my way with Mark Consuelos.

 

[playa7]

If I were gay, I would have me a nice piece of Austrian ass... you know it Playa7! rofl

lol! Hey shafty, I heard your mum is cumming to Austria again this summer.... you know, I love your mum... lol!

C YA!

 

[Shafty]

lol! Hey shafty, I heard your mum is cumming to Austria again this summer.... you know, I love your mum... lol!

C YA!

Raaaaaarrghh!! Damn you to hell! You have tainted her with your nazi cock... rofl (here we go again)!

 

[Bigd5903]

damn this became a 3 page thread... what does that mean?

 

[9cyclops9]

damn this became a 3 page thread... what does that mean?

lol lol lol

 

[playa7]

You have tainted her with your nazi cock... rofl (here we go again)!

Only because my cock is big and has blond hair, it doesn't mean that it's a nazi cock... if my cock would have blue eyes too, then ok.... lol

C YA!

 

[Shafty]

It's an Aryan cock either way! rofl It's big, white and bald, and it has prejudices towards ethnic minorities and foreigners in general.
Just tattoo a crooked cross on it, and make it salute the Fuhrer. Sieg heil!! lol

Nothing more fun than stereotypes, huh?

 

[playa7]

lol man you're too funny... that sick shit made me laugh.... lol

C YA!