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If I had a 10 inch dick,
I would be a adult entertainment star who only did creampie scenes with black chicks.
And if I had a 7 inch girth,
I would fuck every girl I met just so she could practice giving birth.

If I had a 10 inch rod
I would probably just rely on it and forget about my bod.
And if I was 3 inches wide,
I would probably show it to high school girls in front of their boyfriends
to feed my pride.
If I had a 10 inch stick,
it would be the only reason I got laid because girls would know I was a prick.
And if I was like a coke can around,
I would probably exploit to it to become a rich old hound.

If I had a Dld schlong,
to say I was like Dld otherwise would be wrong.
If my dick gave me that kind of choice,
I would probably use it for myself and forget about my boys.

If I could be Dld,
I wouldn't be scraping by without a bathroom or funds for an internet fee.
If I could be Dld,
I would forget about the greater good and only take care of me.

Lucky for all of you,
Dld is not me.
Lucky for all of you,
Dld chose to be Mike Salvini.

Dld,
your the man everyone thinks they want to be.
Dld,
you are a better man than me.
-Joe
 
nice effort !

I fear I might be like that too... I guess the only way to find out is to work hard and get there! And not let success go to my head.
 
The first half had me crackin the hell up, no it would go something like this:

Dld, DLD oh what a huge dick it is to be, wouldn't that be nice if dat were me, oh how that dude gives a new definition to the word "Pee," gee, if that were me I'd have'in the biggest hoes like "is that for me", now no disrespect every move a man makes DLD is like "check", he's like check mate, my dick bangs with them apes, taking horses out of the race, standing next to him would be a disgrace, every one just Penis Enlargement and pace, soon enough we'll all qualify for the 3 legged race, our nuts baggin to the base, have to bust this nut real quick in da grls face, have it sprayin on their shit like mase, come here hoes have a taste, back to the subjest [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]matters of size[/words] is no joke, come here and fuck around, mods i'll have your shit revoked, stick around and learn something new, pass it along to fellow Penis Enlargement'rs and pay your dues :P
 
bIgjOe said:
If I had a 10 inch dick,
I would be a adult entertainment star who only did creampie scenes with black chicks.
And if I had a 7 inch girth,
I would fuck every girl I met just so she could practice giving birth.

If I had a 10 inch rod
I would probably just rely on it and forget about my bod.
And if I was 3 inches wide,
I would probably show it to high school girls in front of their boyfriends
to feed my pride.
If I had a 10 inch stick,
it would be the only reason I got laid because girls would know I was a prick.
And if I was like a coke can around,
I would probably exploit to it to become a rich old hound.

If I had a Dld schlong,
to say I was like Dld otherwise would be wrong.
If my dick gave me that kind of choice,
I would probably use it for myself and forget about my boys.

If I could be Dld,
I wouldn't be scraping by without a bathroom or funds for an internet fee.
If I could be Dld,
I would forget about the greater good and only take care of me.

Lucky for all of you,
Dld is not me.
Lucky for all of you,
Dld chose to be Mike Salvini.

Dld,
your the man everyone thinks they want to be.
Dld,
you are a better man than me.
-Joe
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Thank you for such a touching piece at a time I feel very dark. I know many would see this as ego brushing but I feel it very different. It always amazes me that at the most important time of my life, a time I wonder if all this is worth it, a time when I envy "the regular life", a voice comes through saying just what I need to hear to keep on going.

A bathroom seems small to many but when you combine it with everything else I have experienced over the past 9 months it can make you really stop and wonder. Mike Salvini feels very lonely today, very alone and sometimes very disillusioned. I have such massive dreams, such incredible thoughts of the way things should be and when I realize you guys are still pulling for me, after so many years, it keeps me alive.

Money does not make the man, nor does the possessions he has acquired, or in my case lost. A man is judged by his integrity, tenacity and honesty, his very ability to see a dream and do what every the fuck it takes to make it happen. GOD if people really knew just how important every one of you are to me it would blow your mind. Perhaps this is pathetic to some, but to me it means allot.

It sometimes is a struggle, having a successful business but not having a shirt to match my gear, not having my car, not having a livable apartment, being famous for so much but having so little but I have to keep in mind that there is a greater purpose than me and my shit. There is the truth, a reality that we all deserve to know, and a duty to the rest of the world who has not found it. Small, arduous steps towards a more honest humanity but when we get together and show how it has changed all of our lives, from all over the world, it keeps me going.

I will be losing my internet, again:s, tomorrow, or tonight, not sure, but know I will be back as soon as things improve.
 
Rude_God said:
nice effort !

I fear I might be like that too... I guess the only way to find out is to work hard and get there! And not let success go to my head.
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The penis is only one part, remember that...there is so much more
 
When I rhyme it is born out of a anger, sadness, desperation or passion I have about someone or something. Usually when I drop a hot 16 someone is gonna get murdered:D
 
It's really only a matter of time before medicine advances enough to yield a combination of pills and minor surgery that'd let practically any guy with one bulge realistically and safely achieve 10"-12" of the other. It may require several breakthroughs in nanotechnology and tissue engineering, but I'm confident that within an open, capitalistic and demand-regulated framework, we'll be there within the next decade.

At that point, the issue would be getting to just the right dimensions and curvature, because there is such a thing as too big.
 
I don't think many people would change radically if they woke up with a bigger penis the next day. I've seen posts where guys think "man I'll just whip it out all the time, show off, do this, do that, etc" when they reach 8 inches. Let me tell you this: no you won't. My personality hasn't changed because of my gains. The only thing that has changed is that I feel less insecure about my penis.
 
10inchadvantage said:
I don't think many people would change radically if they woke up with a bigger penis the next day. I've seen posts where guys think "man I'll just whip it out all the time, show off, do this, do that, etc" when they reach 8 inches. Let me tell you this: no you won't. My personality hasn't changed because of my gains. The only thing that has changed is that I feel less insecure about my penis.
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It's true. Before I would like it if my bulge showed in my pants. Now I try and make sure it doesn't stand out too much.
 
doublelongdaddy said:
Thank you for such a touching piece at a time I feel very dark. I know many would see this as ego brushing but I feel it very different. It always amazes me that at the most important time of my life, a time I wonder if all this is worth it, a time when I envy "the regular life", a voice comes through saying just what I need to hear to keep on going.

A bathroom seems small to many but when you combine it with everything else I have experienced over the past 9 months it can make you really stop and wonder. Mike Salvini feels very lonely today, very alone and sometimes very disillusioned. I have such massive dreams, such incredible thoughts of the way things should be and when I realize you guys are still pulling for me, after so many years, it keeps me alive.

Money does not make the man, nor does the possessions he has acquired, or in my case lost. A man is judged by his integrity, tenacity and honesty, his very ability to see a dream and do what every the fuck it takes to make it happen. GOD if people really knew just how important every one of you are to me it would blow your mind. Perhaps this is pathetic to some, but to me it means allot.

It sometimes is a struggle, having a successful business but not having a shirt to match my gear, not having my car, not having a livable apartment, being famous for so much but having so little but I have to keep in mind that there is a greater purpose than me and my shit. There is the truth, a reality that we all deserve to know, and a duty to the rest of the world who has not found it. Small, arduous steps towards a more honest humanity but when we get together and show how it has changed all of our lives, from all over the world, it keeps me going.

I will be losing my internet, again:s, tomorrow, or tonight, not sure, but know I will be back as soon as things improve.
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only been here for a while. i think there are many good men here... ur one of them.

im a fan of maxims, axioms, adages, etc; and i look at things like this:

pain is an interesting route to travel in life :)


keep pushing
 
Reber187 said:
only been here for a while. i think there are many good men here... ur one of them.

im a fan of maxims, axioms, adages, etc; and i look at things like this:

pain is an interesting route to travel in life :)


keep pushing
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This is a wonderful place. The men here are here for each other. You can express yourself with no fear of ridicule.
 
Great poem, stanza one/two was funny, the rest was well deserved for DLD, because you tell us your pay site secrets sometimes when you keep it to yourself.
 
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