How do you pick up milfs at grocery shop

[pio]

Hi guys,has any of you ever been out with a milf?
i frequently go to my local grocery shop and alot of the times i see lovely ass milf that are by their self shopping..

any tips on how to pic up milfs and how to seduce them with your body language so they come to you.

some milfs are just ordinary looking but ya know kindda those type of women with "i wanna fuck you" eyes and hints.

youe opinions and ideas are welcome always!

 

[gainstocome]

Make some eye contact with them first, if they return the eye contact then you can continue to follow them around the store and hopefully check out at the same time, then you can strike up a cconversation.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Hand her a cucumber while saying, "Y'know, mine's bigger."

 

[willy70]

Make some eye contact with them first, if they return the eye contact then you can continue to follow them around the store and hopefully check out at the same time, then you can strike up a cconversation.

Wouldn't be better to - Make some eye contact with them first, if they return the eye contact then you can release Penis Enlargement'ed monsta visible and you can strike up a conversation rofl

 

[MoreGains123]

Women aren't nearly as interested in your penis as you are. First they have to be attracted to you in some way. As gainstocome says, try making eye contact and smiling. Try to start a conversation. Simply alluding to your dick right away is a turn-off for most women.

 

[KingCobra]

Hand her a cucumber while saying, "Y'know, mine's bigger."

That one is gold man .

 

[MAXAMEYES]

I'm not too sure if that's gold or not,i'd probably get a slap for it,man.hahah
i juz wanna know what would be the best way to seduce her instantly and get her wet

Thanx for ya comment KingCobra.

OH! Now it's zucchini time.

 

[Girth Hammer]

All woman want to fell wanted and love any and all attention. I would think a milf would be more comfortable to approach cause they all want to know if they "still got it" meaning do the guys still find them sexy.

Make shore when you approach her look for a ring or even better offer a handshake and look at both her hands. no ring go for it.Im kind of worried about the convo after the check out. She will get the felling of being followed and her being outside will make her automatically say "Im in a rush" or any other turndown/lie that pops in her head. How you going get a cougar attacking like a pussy. Be the confident loin and pounce on your prey as seen as she gives you eye contact. The longer you wait the more her security defenses kick in and tell her to reject you even if she doesnt think anything is wrong with you.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Okay, pio, a "milf" is a woman...not a box of Wheaties. Relate to her as you would any other human being. You are startin' to sound a little obsessed and creepy.

 

[artflop]

I've always felt weird about shaking the hand of a woman i really like.
Handshakes i usually reserve for men, and women i dont like "like".

Ring spotting, a quickly learnd skill of the single man. keep moving if theres a ring on that ring finger.

if you have a specific milf you recognise, who also recognises you from your regular local grocery shopping.
maybe make the comment when passing. "hey, looking good today" and smile.
move on as usual, or introduce yourself.
Depends on her reaction.

 

[willy70]

Okay, pio, a "milf" is a woman...not a box of Wheaties. Relate to her as you would any other human being. You are startin' to sound a little obsessed and creepy.

Definitely a spot-on!

 

[crazyed27]

Just say Hi...and reference something in her cart..maybe ask her if she can cook...all this is spur of the moment man..you have to improvise!

 

[crazyed27]

yeh,i'm kindda obessed with hot milfs with big hips and curvy ass.
but,i'm not a creep.just horny for milfs

ever heard of saying "old cows like tender grass"?
well,in my case is "young guys like mature pussy"..

your suggestions are welcome"_)

Kris my brother is taht you if so send me a PM!

 

[Girth Hammer]

Okay, pio, a "milf" is a woman...not a box of Wheaties. Relate to her as you would any other human being. You are startin' to sound a little obsessed and creepy.

Agreed,If your talking to her she already knows you interested. No need to let her know what she already knows about her self. She is older and heard every line in the book so start small talk. make her fell comfortable and build that attraction by letting her know how your interesting and a cool person. also you seem like you second guess yourself on approaching the milf?

Walk to her and start a convo on something you think she is into. This is tricky cause it can be a hit-or-miss. Observe her quickly and open with anything you think she is into. If you cant find something say ANYTHING to start small talk. never ask a yes-or-no question. Try to say something that will get her explain it for a answer. once she is smiling and laughing fade away from that topic and talk about something else letting her know your into her without being so straight foward. As fast as you can attract someone you can turn them off even faster.

 

[Double Down]

Agreed,If your talking to her she already knows you interested. No need to let her know what she already knows about her self. She is older and heard every line in the book so start small talk. make her fell comfortable and build that attraction by letting her know how your interesting and a cool person. also you seem like you second guess yourself on approaching the milf?

Walk to her and start a convo on something you think she is into. This is tricky cause it can be a hit-or-miss. Observe her quickly and open with anything you think she is into. If you cant find something say ANYTHING to start small talk. never ask a yes-or-no question. Try to say something that will get her explain it for a answer. once she is smiling and laughing fade away from that topic and talk about something else letting her know your into her without being so straight foward. As fast as you can attract someone you can turn them off even faster.

Well said...that's money in the bank for sure!

 

[Clawhammer]

Place your arms firmly around her waist with knees bent. Slowly straighten your knees until her feet have left the floor. That's the easiest and quickest way to pick up a MILF.