Happy Birthday Dld :)

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Lightning

The Legendary Mistress with the Whips
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Sorry I forgot Your Birthday today, but you know I love you :) Friends To The End!

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Get crunk Mike. Happy Birthday. Without you there'd be a lot of guys who would still be lost and would still be less than satisfied with what they have down there. I'm sure others can thank you for more than just the physical benefits of Penis Enlargement too. Good luck on another year of self improvement.
 
And I thought you guys forgot:) Thanks, it really feels nice to hear this and have so many incredible friends. I hope this year is a good one for all of us.
 
Happy birthday Mike. Maybe you should line some candles up on your dick and find some random hottie to "blow" them out for you. As she takes a deep breath (has to be deep that's a lot of damn candles) do a massive kegel to knock the candles off and aim for her tonsils. I'll let you tell the rest of the adventure in the "Erotic Stories" section.rofl
 
Happy birthday and try not to kill yourself for next 20 years or so and make some money man.
BTW, I haven't been here for a while, is Alpha Balde on-line?
 
nobody said:
Happy birthday Mike. Maybe you should line some candles up on your dick and find some random hottie to "blow" them out for you. As she takes a deep breath (has to be deep that's a lot of damn candles) do a massive kegel to knock the candles off and aim for her tonsils. I'll let you tell the rest of the adventure in the "Erotic Stories" section.rofl
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Unfortunately, an erotic story without the female component would not be too sexy. I look forward to better, romantic times.
 
Shit I missed it!!

Don`t care. Happy B-day Mike, I wish you the best now and for every day forward. Keep on the road to self improvement (I`m not talkking about Penis Enlargement), it has been quite a rollercoaster but a very motivating one.

AND THANKS.
 
Chi said:
Shit I missed it!!

Don`t care. Happy B-day Mike, I wish you the best now and for every day forward. Keep on the road to self improvement (I`m not talkking about Penis Enlargement), it has been quite a rollercoaster but a very motivating one.

AND THANKS.
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Yes it has and is, this roller coaster ride has been the toughest trial of my life but I know deep down I will learn and grow from it. So much has happened this year and it can become very overwhelming but it is this very forum that keeps me going. I love this place, I can say whatever is on my mind, however crazy or fucked up and it is always accepted and I am always given so much support and encouragement. You guys are awesome and I have no idea what I would do without you.
 
doublelongdaddy said:
Unfortunately, an erotic story without the female component would not be too sexy. I look forward to better, romantic times.
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I hope you didn't take my post the wrong way. I wasn't trying to make a joke at your expense. If you took it that way then I sincerely apologize. Peace.
 
Happy freakin birthday you big dicked bastard !!!
May you have many, many more years of reachin' for the stars and helpin' the rest of us hit the moon.
 
Thanks to the others, it was not the best birthday but as I said, I think this year holds some happier times.
 
Bigpoopapump said:
You're probably sick of this by now but... Happy Belated Birthday!
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Never sick of attention:) Thanks
 
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