Big Schwanz Acht;751381 said:you're late!! it's half-past 10 'O' Cock
hahahaha nice one
Big Schwanz Acht;751381 said:you're late!! it's half-past 10 'O' Cock
Mlathem;754186 said:Where you been? just took at read on this thread.
Big Schwanz Acht;748603 said:Welcome to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]! Getting an accurate measurement almost requires an 'assistant' (I prefer slender/curvy dark-haired ones for this )...holding an iPhone/ruler/cock all while trying to maintain the highest possible EQ is truly a feat! (then you can add 'ruler-phobia' to compound the angst, lol).
I don't think you lose size as you age, but other variables can come into-play, i.e. weight gain, EQ, weight gain Spend some time reading through the forums and develop a plan that fits your goals as well as lifestyle...you'll be amazed at the initial signs of gains.
huge-girth;762908 said:Having a female help you with the measurement is a dream come true honestly
doublelongdaddy;762969 said:True, Jen was always a big help especially when GQ Magazine came to my house to measure me. I could not get an erection for the life of me, I needed some serious stimuli. What a scene me wit a red face and a ruler, Jen dancing nude and the reporter from GQ watching all this! It was a fucking circus! I finally was able to get an erection and a solid measurement.
Read the entire GQ/Salon article HERE<<<
Big Schwanz Acht;763025 said:...too bad Vitamin V wasn't nearby