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[neolurner]

Well i have some ways to ease you and your mind while Pe'ing.
Well i know some people might get bored and things become
tedious when time is involved. Well when I do my hot wrap.
I sit on the toilet and wrap my penis with the hot towel and
then make sure its on tight so it wont slip off. Then i grab my
cell fone and play a game Or i will either grab a magazine Or
I would think of new ways to make my tool grow. All of these
Evaporate time. And you dont notice it cuz ur busy doing something,
thas not making you aware of the time. U want be so conscience with
time. This is a way I trick and ease my mind. Another thing i do- When
I do a lot of jelqs(300 or so), I count them in 20. I do sets of 20 until
i reach 100. Then i start over agin until i reach 300. Its better then
counting all them numbers. It eases my mind and makes my
jelqing counting easier. It makes u want to do more cuz you see
afta that, its not really that much to do. Also think bout- you might
not have anything else to do fo hour(s) expect sit on ya bottom.
So y Not jelq or do any Penis Enlargement technique.

 

[Lickalotapuss]

Fuck man you grab your dick and then play cellphone game or read
a magazine without washing your hand.your cross contaminating by
putting your croth germs on your cell phone rofl .

 

[VladtheImpaler]

I was thinking about this today Neolurner, whilst I was slowly jelqing my flaccid shaft to internet adult entertainment in an uncomfortable chair.....I thought...Gee this is taking a whole fuckload of time....look at the clock and 3 minutes had gone by......Was at my mommas at that point (she caught me masturbating last night by the way) :O
I just dont get how all you guys do your routines in your bathroom, sitting on the toilet......I jelq and stretch while laying on my bed, I dont even have to look at the clock cuz its comfortable and the time flies.....Yeah while I wrap I just read Mags and listen to tunes

Too bad most of ya have spouses and childers runnin round :blush:

 

[VladtheImpaler]

Fuck man you grab your dick and then play cellphone game or read
a magazine without washing your hand.your cross contaminating by
putting your croth germs on your cell phone rofl .

Damn buddy, thats nothin, Im work in a restaurant right now, and I have a little tug while in the washroom, Sometimes I forget to wash my hands. I touch everyones food too.....Today I had a little scratch and I had that Ass&Nuts Slurry smell (YOU KNOW) on my hands for an hour......Damn I can Kinda smell it right now.....Shit, Im not wearing any pants, there you go rofl ......

Remember this next time you Eat out
It happens everywhere

 

[copper_handshak]

Vlad, when your mom caught you jackin off...you just kinda blew by that. I would die man! What did she say? Did you finish or did it kill the mood? Holy crap.

While I Penis Enlargement I listen to Spanish language instructional tapes. Im learning Spanish and I dont need my hands for that so I use that time for both.

 

[Lickalotapuss]

I have a tv in my bedroom so i just watch tv while sitting at the edge
of the bed jelqing or hanging.

 

[VladtheImpaler]

Vlad, when your mom caught you jackin off...you just kinda blew by that. I would die man! What did she say? Did you finish or did it kill the mood? Holy crap.

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Well Copper, I find I ramble too much in posts, and people dont like to read that shit.......trust me, I could go on about this scenario all day.....

As for the Momma catchin me Pullin on Pud, well, The blood left my cock like I was sucking it out with a giant syringe.....I was sitting in a chair see, watching adult entertainment on Imesh, without boxers on, but with a shirt....So I was left without a holster for the ol Six shooter

The other five or so times she came in she knocked, when I wasnt jerking off, but this time she pretty much just blew the door off the hinges at 12:30 am.....To talk about what, I couldnt tell ya, I was in an absolute stupor,

But what I can say is after I shut the adult entertainment off and hid my hard cock under my shirt at lightning speed, (didnt work too well).

My mom didnt take it like a normal mother would, like in American Pie (Oh my God) where they just run outta the room, nope, She was having too much fun toying with me and dragging the conversation about nothing on and on, damn bitch......Yes, sick sense of humor.....Then after she had her fun she then said

I'll let you get back to your hobby, and started laughing hard as she shut the door

What do you think of that!!! :blush:

 

[VladtheImpaler]

And oh yeah man, It killed the mood, Belladonna has never looked so unsatisfying after that charade.......

But you listen to those "learn a language" kinda tapes, How long have you been doing that and has it been working for you???

 

[copper_handshak]

Sounds like you have a very cool mom. My mom was always a little to 'sex is so special you can only feel guilt about it', but Im over that now for the most part.

The tapes help. I have a set called 'just listen and learn Spanish', and I also turn on the Spanish language station here, Houston, and watch and repeat what I hear. Ive been doing the second language thing for about 3 months, and its not easy. It takes energy and determination, but I believe its worth the effort. Sometimes I will also try a Zen mind clearing type of thing where you focus on breathing and letting your mind become empty. That really seems to complement the Penis Enlargement work and leaves me feeling kinda like mentally refreshed.
Im doing the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] by the way. Thanks DLD! rofl
Anyway, Ill see you around the boards man. Later.