Found a new pump

[cladre60]

Goodbye [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]!

This thing is for 55 gallon barrel size! I'm gonna be HUGE!

 

[DLD]

Goodbye [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]!

This thing is for 55 gallon barrel size! I'm gonna be HUGE!

What are we looking at?

 

[Lookn4girth]

I see the top of the bag

 

[cladre60]

What are we looking at?

It's a pump to make your penis the size of a 55 gallon drum. I'm gonna be HUGE!



Actually it's just for pumping chemicals out of 55 gallon drums. It was a lame joke attempt on my part.

 

[Lookn4girth]

It's a pump to make your penis the size of a 55 gallon drum. I'm gonna be HUGE!



Actually it's just for pumping chemicals out of 55 gallon drums. It was a lame joke attempt on my part.

You never know. Connect the pump portion to a tube and it might work, rofl

 

[cladre60]

You never know. Connect the pump portion to a tube and it might work, rofl

If I still had a pocket pussy of some sort I'd try to job them together to create suction.

 

[Beertaxi]

Oh it's a joke!!
I though it was the start of another "I've ruined my dick" thread!

 

[cladre60]

Oh it's a joke!!
I though it was the start of another "I've ruined my dick" thread!

I walked into work and my 1 coworker pointed at it and said "you got a new pump." I picked it up and held it at my crotch in front of him and a female coworker and said "it'll take a few months to outgrow this."

Glad they have a sense of humor cause they started laughing.

 

[Lookn4girth]

If I still had a pocket pussy of some sort I'd try to job them together to create suction.

You can always get another one but don't let the wife find it, lol

 

[cladre60]

You can always get another one but don't let the wife find it, lol

Yeah and I hate hiding things.

Women don't understand that men NEED to release. It's a physical thing. If I go too long without an orgasm all my brain can think about is sex. My body wants me to empty my prostate. They don't have that issue so they don't understand the need.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

they don't understand the need.

there are many things they don't understand

 

[cladre60]

there are many things they don't understand

That is an understatement.

 

[Lookn4girth]

That is an understatement.

Very true

 

[DLD]

You can always get another one but don't let the wife find it, lol

Cheating always turn out badly. And always think how it would be if the show was on the other foot.