Eminem (angry white rapper for those who dont know): "Oh no, Big Slim Dawg 80 pound balls, dick six inch long..."
Some good ones from Howard Stern:
Johnny says to Joey Boots when High Pitch Eric was shaving Joey's pubes, "That's either the smallest penis I've ever seen, or the biggest vagina!"
"I like to conquer. If my woman doesn't walk out of the room unable to walk, then I know I have not done a good job. I like a crippled woman. I like her wheeled out in a wheel chair. My women crawl away from me. I'm into rough sex. I like to grab you by the hair and throw you out the window ... Let's play some games, Goddammit."
"Me, I'm hung like a wet gerbil"
From the beginning of the song Insane Clown Possey song "Cherry Pie":
"I'm no cherry honey, it's just that youre so ....DAMN BIG!"
Robbin Williams in the movie Death to Smoochie:
[Smoochy lifts up a Cookie created by Randolph.] Randolph:
What are you, blind?
It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick f**k! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.
From Saturday Night Live: Fred Armisen: You know, when I first moved to this country, I was in third grade. And all the other kids in my school where white, Americanos. And I noticed, that when I went to the urinal to take a leak, my pene was bigger than all the other kids! So I went home to my grandmother, I say, "Abuelita! Why is my pene bigger than other kids? Because I'm Latino?" She said, "No. Because you're 23!"
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