Excuses for Using Vaseline (JELQ ISSUE)

[boohoohoo]

Hey guys,

I used to jelq and I believe it is a necessary exercise. I was also planning on moving into my own place within a couple of months, but it looks like I won't be able to move out until a year from now. That is far too long for me to put off jelqing. The only problem is I can't figure out a way to make rubbing all that vaseline on my cock and having to clean it up something normal to my parents. Can you guys help me think of a way to be able to play this off so I can jelq? Can you suggest some reasons why I would be using vaseline every day so I can try to convince my parents that is what I am doing instead of jelqing my cock. That would be amazing, thanks! Please reply!
-Boohoohoo

 

[boohoohoo]

Bump, could really use this advice.

 

[Wang_Fu]

I use vaseline all the time. It shouldn't take much to make your dick slippery so just take a little bit and do some stealth Penis Enlargement. Or go to the store and buy your own tub of vaseline and problem solved.

 

[TreasureHunter]

This is what I use for lube to jelq: http://www.vaseline.us/products/vaseline-total-moisture/vaseline-aloe-fresh-lotion/default.aspx

Nobody is going to think you're using it for Penis Enlargement. Just one or two drops in your palm is all you need to jelq for about 150 jelqs, then quickly run your hands under water for a split second to make yourself slippery again. All you have to do is hop in the shower after you're done or just take a cloth and wipe it off, it'll be gone within a few seconds.

They aren't going to think something weird is going on unless you make a big deal out of it. Buy the vaseline, if they ask about it just say you want to take care of your skin. They'll know something is up if you go "I"M NOT USING IT TO MAKE MY Penis EnlargementNIS BIGGER THAT'S FOR SURE"

 

[The colonel]

Um , you could just say that you're jacking off and tell them to mind their own business .

 

[sir wankalot]

^^^^^^what the colonel said^^^^^^^

 

[DLD]

Tell them it is for sex with various animals. Horses and Hippos require quite a bit of lube, as do many larger animals. I think once you explain you are into buggery they will forget about the vaseline all together.

 

[DreamDick]

Tell them it is for sex with various animals. Horses and Hippos require quite a bit of lube, as do many larger animals. I think once you explain you are into buggery they will forget about the vaseline all together.

lolz...i just can't stop laughing....

 

[DLD]

lolz...i just can't stop laughing....

A picture of me in my early days:

 

[DreamDick]

A picture of me in my early days:

lolz...as far as your current size is concerned,you belong to the ''horse community''.