Ego boost

i was with this escort chick last night and she said when she first saw me she wanted to fuck the shit outta me. she said i was big muscular wise and said she knew i was gonna be big down below(not always true). so when i finally whipped it out shes like "i knew you were packin" and "you have a big head". so this comin from an escort actually means something cause im sure shes seen boatloads of cocks. bottom line pe is a priceless tool for us all to take advantage of.
 
Need2more said:
Just remember you were paying trick so she might have said that to me and I am only 5" long/short.:O

that's for damn sure!

i'm not saying you're not big, but when money is involved, a hooker will convince a man with a small dick into believing he is 10"!

it's all part of the show.
 
Need2more said:
Just remember you were paying trick so she might have said that to me and I am only 5" long/short.:O


no i didn't pay her anything, i met her through a friend and what she said was legit. she also wants to hook back up to fuck. i only got a handjob from her the first time.
 
pepepe said:
i forgot 2 mention she also said i have a big head.

You didnt forget to mention that, but you did neglect to mention that you werent paying this chick for sex. Congrats on the compliment, just double bag it before you bang her!
 
More Meat said:
You didnt forget to mention that, but you did neglect to mention that you werent paying this chick for sex. Congrats on the compliment, just double bag it before you bang her!


oh ya i did say that already. speakin of condoms i was with this girl a few months ago and i bought some trojans 3 pack and when it came time to put them on the condom was WAY to tight. its magnums from now on.
 
pepepe said:
oh ya i did say that already. speakin of condoms i was with this girl a few months ago and i bought some trojans 3 pack and when it came time to put them on the condom was WAY to tight. its magnums from now on.

When it comes to condoms, there's no such thing as too tight. You can fit BOTH OF OUR HANDS IN A REGULAR CONDOM! Haha, to the fucking elbow almost.

Magnum condoms are for the thread topic. An ego boost. When you buy them, when you take them out in front of the chick, when you put it on, when you throw it in the trash. It's ones way of reinforcing "I have a big dick". Whether true or not. I guess if a guy has a 9" johnson, he may as well buy Magnums- but he still wouldn't need them.
 
Engorged said:
When it comes to condoms, there's no such thing as too tight. You can fit BOTH OF OUR HANDS IN A REGULAR CONDOM! Haha, to the fucking elbow almost.

Magnum condoms are for the thread topic. An ego boost. When you buy them, when you take them out in front of the chick, when you put it on, when you throw it in the trash. It's ones way of reinforcing "I have a big dick". Whether true or not. I guess if a guy has a 9" johnson, he may as well buy Magnums- but he still wouldn't need them.


I dont agree. i bought regular condoms and they were in fact to tight and made me feel uncomfortable. I will never buy them again. magnums or bust, and only cause thats what i need.
 
A comment is a comment whether it's true or not, feel good.
 
I agree mostly with the second part of what you've written, but you're completely off with your "there's no such thing as too tight" comment. Even with my starting girth of 5 1/4" I had problems putting on regular condoms. But with my current (midshaft) girth of about 6 1/4", it's damned near impossible. I can barely even roll one down my head, let alone past it. If I try, what happens is it always rolls back up on its own due to the cone shape of my shaft (it gets thicker and thicker from the head to the base). To try and fuck with that kinda thing goin on would be insane. Anyone who's got 6+" in girth knows what I'm talkin about.
Engorged said:
When it comes to condoms, there's no such thing as too tight. You can fit BOTH OF OUR HANDS IN A REGULAR CONDOM! Haha, to the fucking elbow almost.

Magnum condoms are for the thread topic. An ego boost. When you buy them, when you take them out in front of the chick, when you put it on, when you throw it in the trash. It's ones way of reinforcing "I have a big dick". Whether true or not. I guess if a guy has a 9" johnson, he may as well buy Magnums- but he still wouldn't need them.
 
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