DLD and other big guys...a funny situation

that would be FUNNY lol. i just recently switched doctors so my new one doesn't know what i was like before my gains. but maybe over time i'll get the doctor lookin at me with a perplexed look lol:p
 
SWM,
Preconceived notions often distort our perception of reality. In the doctor's "reality," you cock could NOT have grown, therefore he didn't see it.
Unless the change was dramatic - like 4" flaccid to 8" flaccid, it's doubtful he would even notice. Or, he probably has so many patients & seen so many wangs he would've forgotten what yours looked like a year or two ago anyway.
 
Way back when I was about 8 months into Penis Enlargement I had a real bad ingrown hair and went to see my family doctor. He has been my doctor for years and I was more scared he would notice that I Penis Enlargement'ed and tell me to stop more than anything. We went through the entire penis examination and I wanted to know his thought real bad but I was too scared to ask. Anyway when I was getting dressed he said that he could do Phalioplasty to make my penis larger. Most people know I have extreme OCD including my doctor. I just kind of laughed and went home. I was sitting in this awful obsession that his comment was serious and I was getting more and more bothered. Finally after about 24 hours of feeling so fucking obsessed I called his office and told the nurse I had an emergency and needed to talk with my doctor. A few minutes later he called and it took all of about 5 minutes of beating around the bush to ask him; "WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THE PHALIOPLASTY COMMENT?" As I said he knows I am extremely obsessive compulsive and he started to laugh and went on to ask me how long I have been suffering with this current attack. After I told him I was screwy for the past 24 hours he laughed again and told me what he really meant. He told me in all his time as a doctor and looking at thousands of men naked he may have come across 2 guys that were close to my size flaccid. At the time I was maybe 6" flaccid, don't quote me. THe relief I felt was unbelievable.
 
yeah i figured that it was flacid. it's just that this website has MORE than just a handfull of guys with dicks 6.5 or more.

it just struck me odd that he only saw two 6.5 dicks.
 
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Originally posted by samzman
yeah i figured that it was flacid. it's just that this website has MORE than just a handfull of guys with dicks 6.5 or more.

it just struck me odd that he only saw two 6.5 dicks.

Imagine this Wednesday when I go to the Doctors and I pull out 9" of limp dick:p Wont he be confused.:confused:
 
DLD gives the machine...you must provide the power. He is the expert on all issues relating to the penis. You must stay motivated and work hard, and he can get you to any size imaginable.
 
Originally posted by xtremegamer
DLD gives the machine...you must provide the power. He is the expert on all issues relating to the penis. You must stay motivated and work hard, and he can get you to any size imaginable.

*feels like the Terminator*
 
xtremegamer;17147 said:
DLD, SWM, and other guys with big flaccid numbers, when you have gone in for a physical, has the doctor ever commented on your package?

I won't want to experience anything like this but if it's a female doctor, I'd be glad to allow her check out my package. One good thing about having a big penis is the fact that, if you come across a female doctor and she sees your flaccid penis, she will likely be tempted.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;760202 said:
every time I fly, TSA brings me aside and they conduct the 'hand-wand' over my privates :)

Yup, they are pretty thorough. My last time flying I got taken to extra security, that was scary. I had a half ounce of herb that I stuffed into a jar of vaseline (dogs can not smell it through the vaseline) I was released and they knew nothing better.
 
doublelongdaddy;760224 said:
Yup, they are pretty thorough. My last time flying I got taken to extra security, that was scary. I had a half ounce of herb that I stuffed into a jar of vaseline (dogs can not smell it through the vaseline) I was released and they knew nothing better.

You are the original bad man
 
huge-girth;760318 said:
You are the original bad man

I was the worst of the worst, the chief sinner if you will. Today I can not believe how much I have changed. Knowing the real Jesus outside of religion was the Grace that saved me.
 
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