wanagrow;418717 said:
I start first.

"I lost my virginity to [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]!"

Nice!


"If you have to make a decision about a woman and not sure what to do, jerk off first then choose!"
 
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Don't give up when you are so close; So many people spend a-whole-lotta focusing their time on staying imperfect. When so many people settle for 2nd place; Keep standing up for what you want to be perfected. You are a healthy, vibrant, electric current of energy ready to improve in any direction you want.
 
Sometimes you manifest what you want for yourself you keep getting more of now. Envision the future and feeling the experience; When you believe what you imagine is your future; Each passing moment it is becoming your now.
 
In silence, the depth of darkness deep endless atmosphere
~absorb the presence of stillness-
Move with the rotation of gravity pulling earth.

Your heart never stops beating and our bodies never cease movement.
Hide every breathe with the absence of thought.

Answer all of your dreams tonight,
sing them in the daylight,
Keep them always and forever by your side.
 
Jesus said, “I came into this world as light, so that everyone who believes in me might not remain in darkness.” (John 12:46)
 
Tough times never last, but tough people do. - Robert H Schuller

I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. – Jewish Proverb

If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it. – Mary Engelbreit

Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity. – Lou Holtz

If you aren’t in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - Unknown

Adversity is a fact of life. It can’t be controlled. What we can control is how we react to it. – Unknown

Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. – Publilius Syrus

A single measurement is worth a thousand opinions - RedZulu

The bigger they are the harder they fuck - slut

Mike Salvini is the Huidini of Penis Enlargementdini - Redzulu

You cant change the past but you can alter the future by what is done now in the present - RedZulu
 
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''The problem with encryption is not that you use it but that you use it badly'' - Bruce Schneier (Inventor of the popular Blowfish algoritHydromax)
 
^^^
That should be written- "Blessed are those..."- God

"Ask for a little- get a little. Ask for a lot- get a lot"- Traveler

"A little Elfin magic goes a long way"-Keebler

"Too much of a good thing is bad, in a miniature village."-Turnover
 
Mr._Clark;423428 said:
In my experience, if I base my happiness on comparisons to others, the results are almost completely based on who I choose to compare myself to, not my own attributes or abilities. Restated, the results are almost completely dependent on who you choose to compare yourself to.
 
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'.
It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck).
It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).
As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Ignorance: Fucked if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!
Aggression: Fuck you!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job.
Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.
Request: Get the fuck out of here!
Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really fucked.

And it is very healthy too.

If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation -- just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra "Fuck you!" five times -- it clears the throat.
 
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Some quotes I found about love:

"I loved you when love was Spring, and May, Loved you when summer deepened into June, and now when autumn yellows all the leaves..."
Vita Sackville-West

"Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again."

"If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings."
Lisa Moriyama

"Love is like pi -- natural, irrational, and very important."
Lisa Hoffman

"... See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me."
Gretchen Kemp

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
Dr. Seuss

"I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you."
Roy Croft

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."

"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop."

"The hottest love has the coldest end."
Socrates

"Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime."
Bette Davis

"Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful."

"To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world."

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker."

"The bravest thing that men do is love women"
Mort Sahl

"Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. "
Vincent van Gogh

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." 1 Corinthians 13:4 Bible

"You can't blame gravity for falling in love."
Albert Einstein

"We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first."
George John Whyte-Melville

"Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible -- it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could."
Barbara de Angelis

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women."
Marion Smith

"BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THEN TO HAVE NEVER LOVED AT ALL"
HEMMINGWAY

"'Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies; runs with one, walks gravely with another; turns a third into ice, and sets a fourth in a flame: it wounds one, another it kills: like lightning it begins and ends in the same moment: it makes that fort yield at night which it besieged but in the morning; for there is no force able to resist it."
Miguel De Cervantes

"Hell's afloat in lover's tears."
Dorothy Rothschild Parker

"Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable."
Henry Ward Beecher

"Love would never leave us alone."
Bob Marley

"If you wished to be loved, love."
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"One who has not only the four S's, which are required in every good lover, but even the whole alphabet; as for example... Agreeable, Bountiful, Constant, Dutiful, Easy, Faithful, Gallant, Honorable, Ingenious, Kind, Loyal, Mild, Noble, Officious, Prudent, Quiet, Rich, Secret, True, Valiant, Wise; the X indeed, is too harsh a letter to agree with him, but he is Young and Zealous."
Miguel De Cervantes

"We are all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love... and then we return home."
Australian Aboriginal Proverb

"You're nothing short of my everything."
Ralph Block
 
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Turnover;426612 said:
"Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again."

Love this one and so true
 
Two blondes walked into a shop and they were really happy so the shopkeeper said "why are you two so happy?" They replied "because we finished a jigsaw in 3 days and on the box it said 3-4 years"...
 
When you ask for something, don't have any doubts. A person who has doubts is like a wave that is blown by the wind and tossed by the sea.
 
People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.
People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.
Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.

Dr. Kent M. Keith version of the quotation in my signature by Mother Theresa of Calcutta.
 
If God gave you a small penis, its only because he does not want you to miss out on the Penis Enlargement experience! ~ wanagrow
 
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