I didn't really know where to put this, but i thought it was a funny story to share with everybody here. last night i dreamed i made nearly a 1.25" gain overnight (from 6.5" to 7.7" long). at first, i wasn't getting any circulation to my head though and it looked the same size as my flaccid head, so i had to jelq a few times and it caught up with the rest. i was walking around saying "damn, i got a big fuckin dick" and showing every girl that walked by. i couldn't believe how fast my gains came. in the dream, i actually thought about posting it on this forum. then i woke up...and was really pissed off because my dick was still the same ol' 6.5er 
