Beer Dick

[oopapercutoo]

How many of you suffer from "beer dick" when you consume a lot of alcohol? For those who don't know what "beer dick" is, it's when you get too drunk and you're either unable to achieve an erection or unable to reach orgasm...

...I was struck with a case of beer dick last night...it's a humiliating experience. It's only the 2nd time I've ever had it occur, but when it does happen it frickin sucks.

I'm just curious as to how many other people suffer the same side effects from alcohol consumption.

 

[sikdogg]

I do... I know my limit is about 3 beers before it affects my ability to fuck hard.

 

[wtgmojo]

I have twice... and if your with a chick and she wants you to orgasm don't do it. It makes them try even harder the next time you are with her. She should become your sex fiend, if you play your cards right. It's something for her to strive for if she's sexually interested in you.

I've only been able not to get it up once and i was totally blitz drunk that night... 20 keg beers and the chick was dry humping me in a hot tub and i couldn't even get it up. It sucked ass b,c i went to her mom's friend's house b,c she was out of town and i couldn't get it up there either. Just don't drink a whole lot if you want to get laid.

 

[against_odds21]

Hasn't affected me yet.

/me knocks on wood.

 

[aares]

I dont drink, so no.

 

[homeslice1325]

definitely a horrible experience. i had it before. i had a party at my pad and this really hot girl was there. i had my eyes on her all night. eventually i got her to give me lapdance and that was when i started worrying casue it shoulda been mkin me hard but it wasn't. then my friend hooked me up cause we were smokin stoags and he said to me and the girl, hey, you should take a puff off the stoag and then lock your mouths, transfer the smoke and let her blow it out. it was incredibly hot. it eventually led to us makin out the entire night and then i got her in my room and she was dry humpin me and i wasn't gettin hard, i was real worried. then the worst part of the night, she went down on me and it just wasn't happening so she gave up trying to fuck and we just fooled around the rest of the night. one of the worst things ever man

 

[joe_bloggs808]

Ive never had brewers droop yet, but there again if Im THAT pissed I normally dont get around to fucking!

 

[oopapercutoo]

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who suffers from it. And another thing that only adds to my personnal problem is that I sometimes suffer from performance anxiety when I'm gong to be with a new partner...I don't really know why that is, because I know for a fact that I'm a pretty good lay and have an above average penis size. However, somewhere in the back of my screwed up little mind lurks some inner demon that's trying to screw up my sex life, lol.

I need to hire an excorsist.

 

[prince Albert]

I can get the horn no problem,but i carn't orgasm

 

[cacavolante]

I kinda like it. Me and my girlfriend have sex drunk alot, and talk about staying power! I can fuck her like a crazed madman, and go for hours. Yet, It does get tricky to blow your load after awhile. I usually find it easier after alot of fucking to have her blow me to get me to finish, that ALWAYS works.

 

[Shithead]

i love screwing when im drunk, great boners and staying power.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

I suffer from that also, but I can get it up, after some rubbing, then it takes about 40 minutes in fastest speed to ejaculate, or sometimes I just cant. =)
My girth is also smaller when on the booze.

 

[VladtheImpaler]

Being drunk and getting Shrink Dink is the best thing to show you how healthy for blood-flow jelqing is......If i stop jelqing for a week and get loaded I get it bad, but if I jelq all the time Shrink dink does not affect me......

 

[oopapercutoo]

I'll try starting my jelqing routine back up, even though I'm not gonna be Penis Enlargement'ing until after x-mas

 

[TheFlame19]

Well I've been in a lot of situations where I should've had an erection but didn't (sitting in a hot tub with many hot chicks, we're all naked and fooling around ), though this time it played into my 'hand' perfectly, as I didn't seem like some creep.

I find that if I really want I can get an erection regardless of how drunk I am, and I can even get off, it just takes a very long time.

 

[Threak]

TizZle is correct, "It makes them try even harder the next time you are with her. She should become your sex fiend, if you play your cards right. It's something for her to strive for if she's sexually interested in you. "

A true Playa would get her to invite a girl friend of hers. Tell her you can't get aroused unless you have two or more naked women in the room with yourself. Playa or not, she is offering her service(s) per se. Tell her what you really would like from her. If you like a Good Blow Job, ask her for it. You wanna fuck with her only wearing boots ... go ahead and ask for it. What the hell, you only have one cock, might as well have it treated right.

 

[gobig]

do they have some type of pill that is safe to take before going drinking lol. iv got beer dick before and it just straight up sucks.

 

[10inchadvantage]

do they have some type of pill that is safe to take before going drinking lol. iv got beer dick before and it just straight up sucks.

It's called weed.

 

[gobig]

last time i drank bacardi 151 straight i was so stupid and did a shotgun...let me tell you what a night man..i was puking then just fell over and selpt all night

 

[echris6]

I take l-arginine for NO2 boost in the gym. I noticed that it has a side effect on the old johnson. You can take about 1500mg of arginine 45 min before it's game time. This always helps me. Being hammered will affect your ability to chub up, but dehydration is the real killer. I've been HAMMAD on tequila (but drinking water in betweenshots) and had wood like a lumberjack that night.

 

[Motorolo]

Beer dick = whiskey dick = too much booze dick. To corroborate the other members' stories, I had this experience last Friday. And it's always the same story! Hot girl, roommate of a girl I was sleeping with last semester (who happened to be in Mexico at the time), we went out with some friends, got *quite* hammered and sure enough I can't get it up. Talk about devastating - she's part of a circle of friends too, which will probably sabotage my chance with any of the others - completely ruined the following day, although I am also often too hard on myself, and I did get her off orally, so I guess it could've been worse. Anyway....

Avoiding death by anxiety tidal wave, I vowed to make the next girl get the whole nine yards (or 6 and some change yards :s ) ASAP, and fortunately it happened the very next night. THAT time I did not drink too much, but still got in the zone where there would be zero chance of orgasm despite the raging erection. Good times for me, good/sore times for her, and honestly that's probably the only thing that would've improved my mood at that point.:blush:

I agree the 1500mg of L-arginine can help, but once you get to the point where your brain is really just not communicating with your penis (i.e. you can't get it up) I don't believe the L-Arginine helps. Up to that point, though, it's great.

 

[enkie]

Honestly ive had the beer dick effect. It really sux. After just three beers im Mr Limpy. Same effect with rum. But if I drink a good whiskey or scotch im still in the game.

 

[bobonthecob]

geez does anyone smoke b4 sex besides me lol....great staying power feels great n turns u from a joe to a star

 

[DLD]

Alcohol=Limp Dick
Weed=Hard Dick

For me anyway

 

[chiliwhacker]

The only time I can't get hard is when I'm with a new girl, I get so damn nervous that I'm limp no matter what. It sucks, I wish there was a way around the anxiety.

 

[DLD]

The only time I can't get hard is when I'm with a new girl, I get so damn nervous that I'm limp no matter what. It sucks, I wish there was a way around the anxiety.

That is normal and just be honest with the girl, tell her you are nervous and need to take your time, good women really understand this.

 

[keepingitbig]

This is why I don't drink. Not trying to be,"goodie-too-shoes." Just the taste is repulsive.

 

[DLD]

This is why I don't drink. Not trying to be,"goodie-too-shoes." Just the taste is repulsive.

In most people, drinking WILL destroy their life. If you need to get high stick with weed...it will never hurt you and it will give the relief most need from life ills.