ATTENTION: Lazy Asses only

since everybdy's been getting into em, whenenver you are at this site you gotta be hangin or LAS (Lazy Ass Stretch) there was a recent topic how people are visiting this site so much and can't get around to Penis Enlargementing, there ya go.
 
Yea, there's an excuse for everything. "I cant Penis Enlargement because I cant get up 30 minutes earlier". Thats another good one.

There's just never enough time in the day for some people is there? ;)
 
And kegels. Reading and posting is the perfect time for kegels!
 
yep you can do kegels whenever you want to, especially when you're waiting that damn 15 seconds before you can search for new posts again or when you're at the post whore thread waiting 60 seconds to post again.
 
lol you guys sound like Managers meeting deadlines hahahahaha j/k
Yey I lobe LAS but they can mess with my Turkey neck sometimes.
 
*wipes tear from his eye* 3 years now and I never thought they would catch on:)
 
fallen_one23 said:
since everybdy's been getting into em, whenenver you are at this site you gotta be hangin or LAS (Lazy Ass Stretch) there was a recent topic how people are visiting this site so much and can't get around to Penis Enlargementing, there ya go.

Word man, this is what I do!!!
 
bigbutnottoo said:
I usually jerkoff to DLDs pictures when I am here ( Ayo. I mean the pictures he posts of Brazilian ass and stuff, NOT his).

What my hairy gut and 2" fat pad don't turn you on?
 
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