Animal vs Male Penis Size

ctmwm · Apr 22, 2004

I dont agree with it at all but, I figured I'd pass it on anyway

sikdogg · Apr 22, 2004

Damn, the average German Shepperd has a bigger dick than i do... that sucks!

ctmwm · Apr 22, 2004

I hear ya SD, but the average german shepard cant read [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] forums! So you have much better chances at long out doing them!!

DLD · Apr 26, 2004

I hate those horse dicks

ctmwm · Apr 26, 2004

doublelongdaddy said:
I hate those horse dicks

Me too! Especially when I see those german chicks riding them! WHOA!

Dario · Apr 27, 2004

ctmwm said:
Me too! Especially when I see those german chicks riding them! WHOA!

lol

ctmwm · Apr 28, 2004

Too funny

BeBobBox · Apr 28, 2004

DLD you need post a video of a chick gettin boned by a horse in the porno section lol

n2growing · Apr 28, 2004

Freaking Great Danes are quite the beast as well! My long range goal is to be hung like a Great Dane, now I know why they call them great Danes lol.

MassiveMonster · Apr 29, 2004

Hydromax damn this great dane is having 1cm more length then me, but my one is much more thicker

Welsh Rabbit · May 9, 2004

Hi sikdogg, maybe if you show a German Shepperd your dick he will sucks it for you.

sikdogg said:
Damn, the average German Shepperd has a bigger dick than i do... that sucks!

ctmwm · May 9, 2004

Welsh Rabbit said:
Hi sikdogg, maybe if you show a German Shepperd your dick he will sucks it for you.

Gotta watch out for those welsh corgi's, When I was growing up a guy I new used to get off from his dog licking his crank!!! Nasty MF, needless to say he didnt have very many friends.

Bigd5903 · May 9, 2004

n2growing said:
Freaking Great Danes are quite the beast as well! My long range goal is to be hung like a Great Dane, now I know why they call them great Danes lol.

Yea that is my nickname i just need to dick to back it up now. I'm almost there.

Lightning · May 10, 2004

Where is the Whale Dick?

Bigd5903 · May 11, 2004

AncientChina said:
Wow other animals have horrible looking cocks. rofl

They probably feel the same way about us.

bigdick · May 12, 2004

Do you guys think there is a huge size variation in a animal species say a great dane, men vary with a 4" dick with some up to 10" or more. Do you think it is possible in the animal kingdom?

swanny · May 16, 2004

I grew up on a farm. Look at horses. Everyone is different. Just like humans. The only variable is that humans know how to manipulate their anatomy to increase size.

TheExecutioner · May 29, 2004

ctmwm said:
Me too! Especially when I see those german chicks riding them! WHOA!

Yuck, that is some sick shit.

ctmwm · May 30, 2004

TheExecutioner said:
Yuck, that is some sick shit.

LOL I hear ya!!

Zurik · May 30, 2004

Hung like a horse, active like a rabbit...

ctmwm · May 30, 2004

Zurik said:
Hung like a horse, active like a rabbit...

Dam that would be something!!

bigman808 · Jun 9, 2004

LOL now we know where horsehung supposedly gets his name!!!

russum1988 · Jun 9, 2004

bigman808 said:
LOL now we know where horsehung supposedly gets his name!!!

With his new pics, quite the contrary.

bigman808 · Jun 13, 2004

keyword 'supposedly...' lol

9_16 · Sep 21, 2004

Horses have horrific penises.

HungLikeHolmes · Feb 1, 2005

The thing that seems quite clear to me is that all these animal measurements must be measured from the underside of the shaft because they are quadripeds, unlike how humans are measured for the top/side.

If you measured your own from the underside you'd be about 2-3 inches longer than from the top.

manofprinciples · Feb 2, 2005

If they take 2 - 3 inches off of a Stallion, it'd still be utterly massive.

Big Al · Feb 3, 2005

HungLikeHolmes said:
The thing that seems quite clear to me is that all these animal measurements must be measured from the underside of the shaft because they are quadripeds, unlike how humans are measured for the top/side.

If you measured your own from the underside you'd be about 2-3 inches longer than from the top.

Does that mean that if someone is going to do it "doggie style", they get the right to tack on an extra 2-3" to their claims?

DLD · Feb 3, 2005

Big Al said:
Does that mean that if someone is going to do it "doggie style", they get the right to tack on an extra 2-3" to their claims?

chainandballer · Mar 30, 2005

The African Black Rhino has the largest penis in the world.

I remember being at the zoo a few years back and watching this one rhino give it to another one, it was quite memorable, and disturbing.

Baraka · Mar 30, 2005

Well, lemme ask you this... how does the African White Rhino compare in that department?? rofl

chainandballer said:
The African Black Rhino has the largest penis in the world.

I remember being at the zoo a few years back and watching this one rhino give it to another one, it was quite memorable, and disturbing.

Mr.Winkle · Apr 11, 2005

lol, that's too funny Baraka

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Cleaner13 · Apr 11, 2005

chainandballer said:
The African Black Rhino has the largest penis in the world.

I remember being at the zoo a few years back and watching this one rhino give it to another one, it was quite memorable, and disturbing.

I dont think thats incredibly accurate as a sperm whales is around 13ft in length... thats like the whole rhino...

insearchof9inch · May 10, 2005

13 foot.

I'd like to see a German woman get one of them up her........

phraze! · Jul 28, 2005

lol this is too much

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goinfor11x7 · Jul 28, 2005

Those horse dicks are nasty looking.
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Syd Kitten · Jul 28, 2005

Look at it this way... we have the prettier dicks

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dr.ralph · Aug 4, 2005

n2growing said:
Freaking Great Danes are quite the beast as well! My long range goal is to be hung like a Great Dane, now I know why they call them great Danes lol.

Hey dude - I'm a great Dane from Denmark, a true VIKING - 6' 4", 225 pounds and a BIG dick rofl

I'm closing in on my final Penis Enlargement goal, and will probably not stop there, maybe I'll never stop Penis Enlargement'ing - perhaps when I hit the 12"X8" step

Don't really know why us danes should have a freaking HUGE dog called our name

ctmwm · Aug 5, 2005

GOOD ONE!! Keep us up on your progress!! Maybe I should think about moving to Denmark!!! hehehe

dr.ralph said:
Hey dude - I'm a great Dane from Denmark, a true VIKING - 6' 4", 225 pounds and a BIG dick rofl

I'm closing in on my final Penis Enlargement goal, and will probably not stop there, maybe I'll never stop Penis Enlargement'ing - perhaps when I hit the 12"X8" step

Don't really know why us danes should have a freaking HUGE dog called our name

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slackjawedyokel · Aug 9, 2005

chainandballer said:
The African Black Rhino has the largest penis in the world.

I remember being at the zoo a few years back and watching this one rhino give it to another one, it was quite memorable, and disturbing.

elephants have 12ft cocks so u r wrong
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vitrx · Sep 5, 2005

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Bureau · Oct 22, 2005

slackjawedyokel said:
elephants have 12ft cocks so u r wrong

wow, I wonder if ill ever get gains that good an elephants penis is twice as big as me. :O
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Girthius · Oct 22, 2005

I thought it was the sperm whale that had the biggest cock??
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Mase64 · Oct 22, 2005

arent they liek 30 ft or somthing
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[P]okey[B]ear · Oct 23, 2005

they forgot to put dld on their he's a different species
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Provider · Oct 23, 2005

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great to be · Apr 23, 2007

Imagine this someone does P.E. to a dog

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FoM · Jul 17, 2007

.. for his own benefit rather than the dogs?? "Yeah my dog has a big dick now.. how big is your dog? That's too bad. Maybe you should milk your dog's cock like I have"

My dog's penis is 2 inches long. He doesn't complain. In fact he acts like he has the biggest cock ever.

screwdriver · Jul 17, 2007

This little animal really exists!

Unbelievable but true. It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa .

Going through life is hard enough,

but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible

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