Happy Birthday to Me

DLD

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41 years so far another googolplex years to go:)
 
Happy B-day ya big dikked bastid!!

Here's one o' my favorite lines regarding aging and shit:
"It ain't the years...it's the mileage!"

Many more to ya.
 
Happy Birthday my brother!
We have been friends for almost 20 years now and still kicking!


Go get some good fucking eats on tonight!
 
Hey DLD! Just wanted to say have an AWESOME birthday and best to you for many,many,many to come!!!!!You are truly an inspiration to me,and I think alot of others out there.Cheers!
 
Happy birthday!

You are still in your prime, and have just begun rofl

Continue to do great things, bringing wisdom and knowledge to hundreds of thousands.
 
On your birthday, DLD, I would like to thank you for all you bring to men everywhere. I recently started your program and I've been reading the site for some time, and it's quite a charitable thing you do here. Bluntly, I am more proud to be who I am because of your explorations. You deserve a damn good birthday.
 
120 people veiwed this thread and only a fraction of people posted.
Why are they amish or jehovah's wittnessess they don't celebrate or wish people b-days?
 
You guys are awesome. Whenever I start wondering what my purpose is you guys remind me...much respect and love.

Michael
 
omwinter8;298492 said:
On your birthday, DLD, I would like to thank you for all you bring to men everywhere. I recently started your program and I've been reading the site for some time, and it's quite a charitable thing you do here. Bluntly, I am more proud to be who I am because of your explorations. You deserve a damn good birthday.

Yes, thanks alot. This community has really helped, inspired, and supported what is I think a pretty important and life changing thing. There is no gift to return the help we all get from you guys, the only gift is our success. I am dating this hot bartender now, her ex was a 6'4" black man that weighed 240lbs. Ok, I am 6'1" and half asian, so take a look at the stigma here. I am so close to 7" in length and about 6" in girth, and I drive her crazy. I was scared to have sex with her at first thinking how can I satisfy her better. She loves it, the thickness more so, but either way, all her friends now know about me. Either way, I rock her world and she rocks mine. So, thanks to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] for making me become the Asian Sensation! Lol!
 
Texasguy;298624 said:
Yes, thanks alot. This community has really helped, inspired, and supported what is I think a pretty important and life changing thing. There is no gift to return the help we all get from you guys, the only gift is our success. I am dating this hot bartender now, her ex was a 6'4" black man that weighed 240lbs. Ok, I am 6'1" and half asian, so take a look at the stigma here. I am so close to 7" in length and about 6" in girth, and I drive her crazy. I was scared to have sex with her at first thinking how can I satisfy her better. She loves it, the thickness more so, but either way, all her friends now know about me. Either way, I rock her world and she rocks mine. So, thanks to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] for making me become the Asian Sensation! Lol!

I didn't think they let Asians in Texas:)

:)
 
Wang Chung;298700 said:
Happy BD!

great site

Thanks:) and it was a wonderful birthday. My son and a bunch of his friends from school had a pizza party for me:) It made me feel very young celebrating with a bunch of 13 and 14 year olds. All I need to do is flip the 41 and I am 14 again:)...I feel every bit of it.
 
lifted;299152 said:
i love a party BUUUUURPPP! Happy Birthday DLD! Wheres the bubbly?


I will not drink Bubbly until I can afford Cris....It's gonna happen:)
 
BUUUURRRP! i can never tell the difference. Cris.... Beer a 80$ bottle of port from Portugal! Once your drunk who cares.
 
demolition_man;299235 said:
Happy birthday man :)

If you don't already know, the 40s is the new 30s :D

~Demolition Man

Son, 40's are the new teens. Yall got to remember I died of a heroin overdose in 99 so it actuality I am 9:) Younger than my Son:)

lifted;299223 said:
BUUUURRRP! i can never tell the difference. Cris.... Beer a 80$ bottle of port from Portugal! Once your drunk who cares.

Word! Especially when you are LIFTED:)
 
Hey Yougster! I'm still 3 years older, to the day, however I was recovering from 'Roid removal' on our B-day so yours went much better than mine. O'well glad yours was good.
 
ithiel;300035 said:
haha, maybe youll realize now, at 41, that you can't rap? :)

Dude, I can kill an entire album with no beats.:)

Seriously E, aside from the thread we have where we are battling is there another one? I was looking for a rhyme I did that is not in that thread and I know I dropped it here. Is there another rap thread????
 
doublelongdaddy;298720 said:
Thanks:) and it was a wonderful birthday. My son and a bunch of his friends from school had a pizza party for me:) It made me feel very young celebrating with a bunch of 13 and 14 year olds. All I need to do is flip the 41 and I am 14 again:)...I feel every bit of it.
I hope you had a nice Birthday, I haven't been on lately because I have been lazy. Don't let that 14 thing go to far into your head, unless you are planning on getting with one of those hot school teachers in Florida.
 
redpubes;300331 said:
I hope you had a nice Birthday, I haven't been on lately because I have been lazy. Don't let that 14 thing go to far into your head, unless you are planning on getting with one of those hot school teachers in Florida.


Oh shit, I fucked one of them last night....her hand felt sooooo good.
 
doublelongdaddy;300339 said:
Oh shit, I fucked one of them last night....her hand felt sooooo good.

LOL. What is with those female school teachers having sex with 13/14 year old boys in Florida. Florida is known for that as much as Washington state is with serial killers.
 
doublelongdaddy;300209 said:
Dude, I can kill an entire album with no beats.:)

Seriously E, aside from the thread we have where we are battling is there another one? I was looking for a rhyme I did that is not in that thread and I know I dropped it here. Is there another rap thread????

yea theres a couple of em. Ima have a look...
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DLD.........
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keris80;300573 said:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DLD.........
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minus the rubber :)
 
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