Booty Breakers

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

Hey guys, rocky1243 died... he is now reborn as BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER! All things in life evolve a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, water becomes ice, a cow becomes a steak, a burrito becomes a taquito, and rocky became a booty breaker. Truth is Ive been booty breaking ever since I started fucking, the first girlfriend I ever had... I broke her booty. But for the past few weeks Ive felt Ive been living a lie, Ive had this monster dick hanging between my legs (see picture below) and I no longer felt the name rocky was appropriate.

So I guess where I am going with this is, I know theres a lot of like-minded individuals in this forum that love breaking booties. I myself am on a mission to break as many booties as I can and let the women out there know they been fucked by a Booty Breaker straight from [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. Whoever feels this resonates with them is welcome to join my gang of Booty Breakers, as of right now its only me and my main niggah on the triggah K18 (self proclaimed booty breaker). I will come out with a nice little banner to put on the signature tommorrow that will identify this elite group of individuals, this is a movement guys do not take this lightly. And with that I will leave you with a picture of myself and my old crew of booty breakers, most of them we lost to a booty. I wish I could've given them a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], but it was too late...

Booty Breakers Reunion, circa 2002 - BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER at center with a tie and K18 wih the pink long sleeve shirt, blonde hair and spray tan​

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

I let you borrow my tie and gave K those puku shells...does that count as my 'buy-in'?

 

[Lookn4girth]

ROFLMAO. I am pretty sure I have not broken any booties but I have made a few pee on themselves, does that count, lol

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

one more thing Mr. BDBB, I know you and K are homies, but you don't be needin' to grab his junk on camera (although I see no objections from him)

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

...conspiracy theorists claim that K is Trump (I, myself have doubts)

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

one more thing Mr. BDBB, I know you and K are homies, but you don't be needin' to grab his junk on camera (although I see no objections from him)

Call me Booty Breaker... And yeah, I was just checking if he had made any gains.

@L4G yeah it counts you can be part of the Booty Breakers squad.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Call me Booty Breaker... And yeah, I was just checking if he had made any gains.

@L4G yeah it counts you can be part of the Booty Breakers squad.

...with friends like you...

 

[DreadMan]

Lol the fuck is going on here

 

[ULTIM8GAINZ]

wow this brings back a lot of memories of our clubbing days.......

:s:s:s:s:s:s:s

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

who's your defective buddy with 2 right hands on your shoulder? #creeper

 

[DLD]

This guy again? He must have the most famous asian penis!

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

We are about breaking booties now.

 

[DLD]

We are about breaking booties now.

His penis must break a lot of baby booties because this asian dude is everywhere and not terrible large.

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

They say thats Obama showing off his gains from Thunderfags but they photoshopped him to make him look asian.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

It's really his SIL, Jared

 

[DLD]

They say thats Obama showing off his gains from Thunderfags but they photoshopped him to make him look asian.

lol lol lol Love this!

 

[cladre60]

His penis must break a lot of baby booties because this asian dude is everywhere and not terrible large.

It's a deceptive photo because the dude is 9'8" tall. He sends the pic to women who want to try anal but are afraid a big penis will hurt. They think they're safe but when he shows up they get his Pringles can and their booty is broken.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

I'm really sorry to say this, but it looks like he received all of his genes from the shallow-end of the pool (hopefully his parents are wealthy)

 

[DLD]

It's a deceptive photo because the dude is 9'8" tall. He sends the pic to women who want to try anal but are afraid a big penis will hurt. They think they're safe but when he shows up they get his Pringles can and their booty is broken.

lmfao

 

[huge-girth]

This guy again? He must have the most famous asian penis!

This thread is very confusing. I don't understand what the poster meant by booty breaker.

 

[DLD]

This thread is very confusing. I don't understand what the poster meant by booty breaker.

I guess he thought he could break booties with a bigger cock